Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 14, 2024: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
P0008874 (talk | contribs)
automoderated, EDitors
594 edits
Created page with "{{AOTN|Good Korea|2024korea6hoursofmartiallaw.jpg| Not to be confused with Best Korea, '''Good Korea''' (or combined as one word is Gorea) is an American colony much like Puerto Rico. This is not ironic or in any way in line with ED, it's a just a fact missing from Wikipedia: South Korea is no more sovereign than Puerto Rico. Their army is directly under command of the American Army and their first president was an American Hawaiian military dictator. Good Korea..."
 
No edit summary
 
Line 1: Line 1:
{{AOTN|Good Korea|2024korea6hoursofmartiallaw.jpg|
{{AOTN|Luigi Mangione|MCangione.png|
Not to be confused with [[Best Korea]], '''Good Korea''' (or combined as one word is [[Gorea]]) is an American colony much like Puerto Rico. This is not ironic or in any way in line with ED, it's a just a fact missing from Wikipedia: South Korea is no more sovereign than Puerto Rico. Their army is directly under command of the American Army and their first president was an American Hawaiian military dictator.  
Mangione, a [[Libtard|valedictorian]] with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... [[High Score|direct approach]]?
Good Korea was one of the [[United States]]' 20th century acquisitions in accordance with the long-term [[Manifest Destiny]].


|6 hours of Martial law? What a sick joke!|Destiny|ED20|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}
Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? [[Nigger|Brian Thompson]], a titan in the healthcare industry and embodiment of the capitalist ideal. The execution—both literal and figurative—was as calculated as any boardroom merger: wait, strike, and vanish into the crowd, leaving the NYPD scratching their <s>heads</s> balls..
 
|The Hero we don't deserve, but what we need|Destiny|ED20|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

Latest revision as of 21:14, 9 December 2024

Luigi Mangione

Mangione, a valedictorian with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... direct approach?

Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? Brian Thompson, a titan in the healthcare industry and embodiment of the capitalist ideal. The execution—both literal and figurative—was as calculated as any boardroom merger: wait, strike, and vanish into the crowd, leaving the NYPD scratching their heads balls..

(( The Hero we don't deserve, but what we need ))


What have I missed?
 		Destiny
2 days ago 		ED20
4 days ago 		Encyclopedia Dramatica
6 days ago
Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/December_14,_2024&oldid=1904594"