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[[File:Bubsy What Could Possibly Go Wrong.png|thumb|Everything, Bubsy. Everything.]]


'''Bubsy''' is a shitty series made by jews back at Accolade the where you play as [[Faggot|Bubsy Bobcat]], a [[Sonic]] rip-off made to get as much [[jew gold]] as possible. Why is Bubsy here? It's to battle a [[lie|Mysterious]] species known as Woolies. Why do these cookie-cutter enemies try to end the world? [[Shit nobody cares about|To steal Earth's wool]] even though [[The Donald|The FBI]] would've knocked them out by less than an hour.
'''Bubsy''' is a shitty video game series made by jews at Accolade in which you play as [[Faggot|Bubsy Bobcat]], a [[Sonic]] rip-off made to get as much [[jew gold]] as possible. Bubsy's purpose in his games, aside from sucking ass, is to stop the Woolies, a race of aliens from the planet [[snca|Rayon]] that try to [[Oh noes!|steal all the yarn balls]]. It's up to Bubsy to single-handedly stop them, even though he would die from stroking his dick too hard and the [[FBI]] would've knocked them out in less than an hour.
 
The Bubsy franchise has seen a handful of games over the years, each of them sucking just as hard or worse than the last. Common traits of Bubsy games include being next to impossible to control, awkward physics, dying from touching literally anything, too much screen zoom, having an annoying as fuck protagonist, and being unreasonably and unfairly difficult (mostly do to poor game design rather than challenging game play).


==The Games==
==The Games==
*'''''Bubsy: Claws encounters of the [[Furfag|furred]] kind''''': the game that started this shitstorm. Controls like crap, everything kills you in [[Fail|ONE HIT]]. and you can't see where you go.


*'''''[[Electric Boogaloo|Bubsy II]]''''': More or less the same shit except you have 3 hits however [[you]] won't last long enough to get a band-aid to restore your health before everything rapes you.
*'''''Bubsy: Claws Encounters of The [[Furfag|Furred]] Kind ([https://www.myabandonware.com/game/bubsy-in-claws-encounters-of-the-furred-kind-8gq Download here])''''': the game that started this shitstorm. Controls like crap, everything kills you in [[Fail|ONE HIT]] and you can't see where you go. Bubsy has two movement options: way too fucking fast or way too fucking slow. You will die over and over again and be forced to hear the same Bubsy quote again and again whenever you die and enter the level.


*'''''Bubsy 3D''''': <s>THE BEST GAME EVAR</s> more or less the same shit except IN ASS-SUCKY 3D!!!!1! it is considered the worst game of all time.
*'''''[[Electric Boogaloo|Bubsy II]] ([https://www.myabandonware.com/game/bubsy-ii-8gp Download here])''''': More or less the same shit except you have 3 hits however [[you]] won't last long enough to get a band-aid to restore your health before everything rapes you. The screen is zoomed in closer than the last game which doesn't help with anything.


*'''''Bubsy:[[Star Wars|The Woolies Strike Back]]''''': exactly the same shit as the 1st game except shorter.
*'''''Bubsy in Fractured Furry Tales ([https://www.myabandonware.com/game/bubsy-in-fractured-furry-tales-hqv Download here])''''': Probably the worst game of the bunch right here. It only released on the [[Sega]] Jaguar so nobody actually played it and they all say ''Bubsy 3D'' is the worst instead. The level themes and enemies are more cookie-cutter than ever, and the game is buggy. One such bug somehow makes the "[[!]]" on Bubsy's shirt yellow instead of red, which may seem like a small complaint but it begins to show how little the developers actually cared about the game series this whole time.


'''Every game other than these 4 "bubsy" games are ports of the first 2 games with something fucked up about the port.'''
*'''''Bubsy 3D ([https://www.emulatorgames.net/roms/playstation/bubsy-3d-slus-00110/ Download here (or maybe don't)])''''': <s>THE BEST GAME EVAR</s> more or less the same shit except IN ASS-SUCKY 3D!!!!1! it is considered by many to be the worst game of all time. After all these shitty games this is the one that finally tanked Accolade's reputation and put them on the road to bankruptcy. Many developer's have come out saying that they hated Bubsy and hated working on the game. Bubsy's voice actress for this game, Lani Minella, has regretting doing vocals for Bubsy and his most prominent voice actor, [[Animaniacs|Rob Paulsen]], considered Bubsy his worst voice over role ever. ''Bubsy 3D'' was developed around the same time as games like ''[[Super Mario]] 64'' and ''Crash Bandicoot'', so it certainly has a lot of explaining to in terms of how it fucked itself this badly. Bubsy even has more voice clips than in any other game, but fortunately there is an option to mute him, making this one of the game's few redeeming qualities.


==Gameplay==
*'''''Bubsy:[[Star Wars|The Woolies Strike Back]]''''': exactly the same shit as the 1st game except shorter.
Gameplay of bubsy 1, II and woolies strike back usually revolves around screaming FUCK YOU every 10 seconds because you move and die so fast, you could try to take it slow but you'll still die really quickly. every time you enter a level/die you will hear bubsy say a quote. seeing as you will die alot, you will hear bubsy at most 5 billion times. <s>you can turn off bubsy's voice in Bubsy 3D and Woolies strike back</s> DISREGARD THAT, YOU'LL STILL DIE ALOT.


Bubsy 3D's gameplay revolves around wankering around finding rocket parts and a warp portal to return to earth while getting hit 100,000,000 times becauses the woolies get retarded superpowers on their planet like hitting you as you kill them and firing lasers on your ass at a rate of 30 lasers per second. Also,[[Annoying Orange|Bubsy won't STFU untill you find the setting that shuts him up]]
*'''''Bubsy: [[Zippocat|Paws on Fire!]]''''': Bubsy looks more dorky than ever in this game. Aside from that, it's just a generic auto-runner platforming game with some of the cartoon characters stuffed in.


==The Characters==
==The Characters==
*Bubsy: the furfag protagonist.
*[[Kittens|Bubsy Bobcat]]: The furfag protagonist who doesn't shut up and think's he's hot shit like every other [[90's]] character, but doesn't realize he's the butt of every joke about lame video game mascots.
*Woolies: the generic bad guys.
*[[Alien|Woolies]]: The generic bad guys who looks stupid.
*Poly and Ester: 2 lesbians who lead the woolies.
*[[Dyke|Poly and Ester]]: 2 [[incestuous]] lesbians who lead the woolies.
*[[Blu Aardvark|Arnold Armadillo]] - A blue armadildo that Bubsy and his friends beat the shit out of.
*[[Twincest|Terry and Terri Bobcat]] - Bubsy's twin cousins that he looks after and almost kills.
*[[Fat furry|Ally Cassandra]] - A fat bitch who acts as an antagonist. The ''Bubsy'' wiki describes her as "tall, sturdy, but [[bullshit|curvy]]", which everybody knows is [[fatty]] code for morbidly obese.
*[[Featherfag|Bozwell Buzzard]] & [[Retard|Sid Shew]] - Ally's submissive sex slaves.


AND THATS ALL OF THEM! only a total of 3 characters/character types.
==Gallery==
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|<youtube>OJ4PtT0D9-4</youtube><center>'''The awful cartoon that [[nothing of value was lost|ran for 1 episode before being pulled]]. "WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!?!?!?! comprises 50% of the dialogue.'''</center>
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File:Bubsy sonic.jpg|[[Sonicfag]]
File:Bubsy evolution.png
File:Bubsy cosplay2.png|horrifying [[cosplay]]
File:Bubsy cosplay.jpg
File:Bubsabella.png|[[Rule 63]]
File:Bubsy horny.jpg|Bubsy being horny
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File:Bubsy inflation.gif|[[Inflation]] shit
File:Bubsy feet.jpg|footfaggotry
File:Bubsy feet2.jpg
File:Bubsabella feet.jpg
File:Bubsy 34.jpg|Another reason not to play ''Bubsy 3D''
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File:Gexy.jpg|I'm Gexy And I Know It♪
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Mario]] a game series Bubsy ripped off
* [[Conker's Bad Fur Day]]
*[[Sonic]] another game series that Bubsy ripped off
* [[Furfag]] - who bubsy appeals to
*[[Furfag]] who bubsy appeals to
* [[Gex]] - fellow irrelevant 90's mascot
* [[Mario]] - a game series Bubsy ripped off
* [[Sonic]] - another game series that Bubsy ripped off
* [[Ulillillia]] - Bubsy's #1 fan.
 


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Revision as of 09:33, 18 November 2024

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
Everything, Bubsy. Everything.

Bubsy is a shitty video game series made by jews at Accolade in which you play as Bubsy Bobcat, a Sonic rip-off made to get as much jew gold as possible. Bubsy's purpose in his games, aside from sucking ass, is to stop the Woolies, a race of aliens from the planet Rayon that try to steal all the yarn balls. It's up to Bubsy to single-handedly stop them, even though he would die from stroking his dick too hard and the FBI would've knocked them out in less than an hour.

The Bubsy franchise has seen a handful of games over the years, each of them sucking just as hard or worse than the last. Common traits of Bubsy games include being next to impossible to control, awkward physics, dying from touching literally anything, too much screen zoom, having an annoying as fuck protagonist, and being unreasonably and unfairly difficult (mostly do to poor game design rather than challenging game play).

The Games

  • Bubsy: Claws Encounters of The Furred Kind (Download here): the game that started this shitstorm. Controls like crap, everything kills you in ONE HIT and you can't see where you go. Bubsy has two movement options: way too fucking fast or way too fucking slow. You will die over and over again and be forced to hear the same Bubsy quote again and again whenever you die and enter the level.
  • Bubsy II (Download here): More or less the same shit except you have 3 hits however you won't last long enough to get a band-aid to restore your health before everything rapes you. The screen is zoomed in closer than the last game which doesn't help with anything.
  • Bubsy in Fractured Furry Tales (Download here): Probably the worst game of the bunch right here. It only released on the Sega Jaguar so nobody actually played it and they all say Bubsy 3D is the worst instead. The level themes and enemies are more cookie-cutter than ever, and the game is buggy. One such bug somehow makes the "!" on Bubsy's shirt yellow instead of red, which may seem like a small complaint but it begins to show how little the developers actually cared about the game series this whole time.
  • Bubsy 3D (Download here (or maybe don't)): THE BEST GAME EVAR more or less the same shit except IN ASS-SUCKY 3D!!!!1! it is considered by many to be the worst game of all time. After all these shitty games this is the one that finally tanked Accolade's reputation and put them on the road to bankruptcy. Many developer's have come out saying that they hated Bubsy and hated working on the game. Bubsy's voice actress for this game, Lani Minella, has regretting doing vocals for Bubsy and his most prominent voice actor, Rob Paulsen, considered Bubsy his worst voice over role ever. Bubsy 3D was developed around the same time as games like Super Mario 64 and Crash Bandicoot, so it certainly has a lot of explaining to in terms of how it fucked itself this badly. Bubsy even has more voice clips than in any other game, but fortunately there is an option to mute him, making this one of the game's few redeeming qualities.
  • Bubsy: Paws on Fire!: Bubsy looks more dorky than ever in this game. Aside from that, it's just a generic auto-runner platforming game with some of the cartoon characters stuffed in.

The Characters

  • Bubsy Bobcat: The furfag protagonist who doesn't shut up and think's he's hot shit like every other 90's character, but doesn't realize he's the butt of every joke about lame video game mascots.
  • Woolies: The generic bad guys who looks stupid.
  • Poly and Ester: 2 incestuous lesbians who lead the woolies.
  • Arnold Armadillo - A blue armadildo that Bubsy and his friends beat the shit out of.
  • Terry and Terri Bobcat - Bubsy's twin cousins that he looks after and almost kills.
  • Ally Cassandra - A fat bitch who acts as an antagonist. The Bubsy wiki describes her as "tall, sturdy, but curvy", which everybody knows is fatty code for morbidly obese.
  • Bozwell Buzzard & Sid Shew - Ally's submissive sex slaves.

Gallery

Furry hick wrongfully predicts Bubsy will appear in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

An honest review.

The awful cartoon that ran for 1 episode before being pulled. "WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!?!?!?! comprises 50% of the dialogue.

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