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'''Collaberion Virtual Machine''' or better known as '''CollabVM''' is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz'''''[[Man|Himself]] unfortunately found [[Man|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Looking to find himself back withen in soo that he can return to its first circle where he can prey on the [[Church|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic|Purgatory]]. | |||
'''''Dartz''''' felt that he could only find himself back to the most embarrising outs of [[[Hell]], because even [[Demon]]s don't like [[Pedo]]s and don't want them stinking up the [[IRL|real]] 9 circles. | |||
Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn and you get to take control of a [[Virtual Reality|Virtual Machine]] for 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds. Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW|18 SECONDS]]. So | Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them one further and send them a [[Computer|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg|naked body]] through the [[America|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[Play|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy olld man at the city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit|ter]] stalls, [[Bathroom]] skills on them so he can get back all of the [[RPG|Exp points]] he lost when he found himself back on the outside. | ||
Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit|Accidental]] drops on his [[Oral|Head]] by his [[Your Dad|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done. | |||
Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn and you get to take control of a [[Virtual Reality|Virtual Machine]] for 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds. | |||
Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW|18 SECONDS!]]. So wyou'r a young boy is just sitting around with boredom setting in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander and lead them into a chatroom where the three can start [[Evil|influencing]] [[Tween]]s by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked. | |||
== History == | |||
Revision as of 03:33, 31 July 2024
Collaberion Virtual Machine or better known as CollabVM is a Virus infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality DartzHimself unfortunately found Himself freed from Hell after taking the long way out. Looking to find himself back withen in soo that he can return to its first circle where he can prey on the Unbaptized boys in Purgatory.
Dartz felt that he could only find himself back to the most embarrising outs of [[[Hell]], because even Demons don't like Pedos and don't want them stinking up the real 9 circles.
Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position outside the outside realms of Hell would take him some serious Grooming of Innocent, young Boys to teach them that you can trust an Older, Adult male when he asks a 12-year-old boy if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked is always an exhilareted "Right Away!" and that they'll do them one further and send them a 128 GB HD card full of their naked body through the U.S. Mail, he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into Chatrooms so that he can use his Stranger Danger, creepy olld man at the city park, never taking the word No for an answer when there's a radiating glory hole between the two ter stalls, Bathroom skills on them so he can get back all of the Exp points he lost when he found himself back on the outside.
Not realy up to the task and being a bit Retarded from repitive, Accidental drops on his Head by his Father, Dartz accepted that he'd need the help of Co-Conspirators if he was going to get the Job done.
Recruiting Cosmic Sans and Geodude, the three created an Internet Site where You get to do nothing but sit around and wait in line until it's your turn and you get to take control of a Virtual Machine for 18 Fucking seconds.
Not for a minute. Not five. 18 SECONDS!. So wyou'r a young boy is just sitting around with boredom setting in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to Masturbate, the Terrible Three are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander and lead them into a chatroom where the three can start influencing Tweens by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.