Children are not innocent

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Hello, this is Mr. Swag, and i need to make one thing clear: Children are not innocent.

for some reason, people think children are "Innocent" and shoudnt be punished for thier crimes because of "ThE bEaUtY oF A cHildS iNnOcEncE" or some shit. In reality, children are not innocent, but rather annoying little fucks that are ANYTHING BUT "Innocent". No kidding here. Children. Are. Not. Innocent. Now stop thinking they are, you common sense media fuckfag. I know this, because I remember being a 7 year old child, I hurt people and threw tantrums cause i was a faggot. I also know this, because my nieces and nephews spoke perfect sentences when their parents weren't around at 8 years old and would swap back when they heard them approach. I know this, because (just like an adult) a child will hide evidence, and lie if something they did was not.

The sex-crazed faggot

One time a child fucking stole my fucking phone and flashed his dick infront of me, and took a picture of it before i could grab it from his grubby ipad fingers, and everyone saw it. However i was tried in court for POSSESION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY despite it clearly being the childs fault. the child wasnt punished because "ThE bEaUtY oF A cHildS iNnOcEncE" or whatever fucking shit and ALMOST WENT TO FUCKING PRISON until the jury nullified me because he actually has an iq over the number timmy from south parks celcius room-temprature iq and convicted the child and sent him 2 juvie.

The kid who shoplifted pokemon cards

There was this kid probably 5 or 6 years old and he would steal pokemon cards and chocolate bars in the checkout line. He would just take them with him. Finally, he was caught in the cart with them, and I was like I don't know? What is money? But he knew. Oh, he knew. He was let free because of this whole children are innocent thing, despite me 1 day ago seeing him post fucking pictures of him with his money up on his myspace with his grubby ipad 1 covered in shit and cheetle (this was before myspace closed down in 2017) i asked him what money was and he said yes, and then when i showed it to a cop he said "WhO cArEs" and fucking let him free.

To the stupid cop, i told him something:

You wonder who cares? WELL I DO! SO FUCK THEM AND FUCK YOU TOO

the cop spontaneously combusted because i roasted him so hard with an slim shady reference and then started screaming. I took his 1911 and taser and and traded the 1911 for a glock in 45 acp, i still have it, and i shot a kid who tried to steal my candy bar with it. I was in a compton hood, so nobody gave a shit cuz stupid hids there get shot all the time and the police was banned by the democrats in the gov anyway and nobody was allowed to carry guns to defend themselves. (looking at you, chicago and NYC). But i carries mine cuz i dont give a single fuck what you think. After this is where i started to become crazy.

That one faggot that stole my candy bar, continued

after i killed that faggot, i later went and shot all the members in his little gang called "the lil bloods" and me and da cripz went and shot them up. There was blood all ofer the floor from these 12 year olds and we took thier money, but i wasnt convicted cuz i was still a minor at the time (I WASNT CHARGED CUZ I WAS 17) and and i wuz allowed 2 own guns cuz i was in the army (got drafted at 16) since the kids were terroists, i was allowed to shoot them. Later those fuckin cripz betrayed me and pointed guns at me so i fucking shot them with my m16 that i was given by the army and i got away in self defense.

Conclusion

children are not innocent, but sometimes the standard that society thinks that children are innocent can be a good or bad thing, it can be used for you to get away from crimes, so remember to do crimes in cities full of celcius room temprature iq faggots if your under 18 so you can get away with them. Anyways have a nice day.

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