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[[Image:ED_Personal_Army.png|thumb|right|The ED troll army is coming for you!]] | |||
[[Image:IchigoMurasaki_aka_Kishiyoto_aka_Gegabyte_Death_Threats.png|thumb|right|[[Hackers On Steroids|"Some channers can and will track you down and hurt you!"]]]] | [[Image:IchigoMurasaki_aka_Kishiyoto_aka_Gegabyte_Death_Threats.png|thumb|right|[[Hackers On Steroids|"Some channers can and will track you down and hurt you!"]]]] | ||
Pedobyte concocted the perfect revenge against her antagonistic Coffee Pot... an ED article! Oh that would surely show her! She immediately set to work churning out the [[sarcasm|most brilliantly written article ED has ever seen]] filled with the most scathing of accusations and "100% truthfulness", it was a shining beacon of JUSTICE! | Pedobyte concocted the perfect revenge against her antagonistic Coffee Pot... an ED article! Oh that would surely show her! She immediately set to work churning out the [[sarcasm|most brilliantly written article ED has ever seen]] filled with the most scathing of accusations and "100% truthfulness", it was a shining beacon of JUSTICE! | ||
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Pedobyte advised that Coffee Pot invest in costly "police protection" as soon all her dox would be discovered and evil channers would soon be tracking her down and physically assaulting her! OH NOES! | Pedobyte advised that Coffee Pot invest in costly "police protection" as soon all her dox would be discovered and evil channers would soon be tracking her down and physically assaulting her! OH NOES! | ||
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===Fursona=== | ===Fursona=== | ||
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===Erotic Snuff Fanfiction=== | ===Erotic Snuff Fanfiction=== | ||
Revision as of 16:40, 25 March 2015
Gegabyte aka RudeWriter aka Ichigo Murasaki aka Kishiyoto is a name shifting, fag hating, weeaboo pedofur who came to ED to seek revenge on a coffee pot! Apparently some random nobody named "Coffee Pot" on DeviantArt had the audacity and nerve to accuse poor Pedobyte of being an obnoxious weeaboo after she desperately tried to latch onto their Japanese tainted titty. This of course infuriated Pedobyte to no end! Vengence would be hers! I mean, how DARE this woman with a Japanese husband accuse HER of being a weeaboo?! Well little miss Pedobyte wasn't going to take that lying down!
—Gegabyte on ED | ||
Sweet Vengeance
Pedobyte concocted the perfect revenge against her antagonistic Coffee Pot... an ED article! Oh that would surely show her! She immediately set to work churning out the most brilliantly written article ED has ever seen filled with the most scathing of accusations and "100% truthfulness", it was a shining beacon of JUSTICE!
But something went terribly wrong! Instead of being horrified, shamed and afeared for her life the cunning Coffee Pot simply shrugged and laughed it off! This of course was undeniable PROOF of what a horribly demented and sick person they are and Pedobyte busied herself right on back to her DevianTartlet page to squirrel off a frothing journal rant about how sorry Coffee Pot was going to be for not taking her ED article more seriously!
Pedobyte advised that Coffee Pot invest in costly "police protection" as soon all her dox would be discovered and evil channers would soon be tracking her down and physically assaulting her! OH NOES!
Everyone Is A Coffee Pot!
Paranoia abounds as Pedobyte becomes increasingly agitated; in her mind you're either "with her" or you're "whoever she's lashing out at". This fact became hysterically apparent when she started randomly accusing ED regulars of being the subject of her freshly created blatant attack article when they started to show signs of disinterest and mocking commentary...
A Past Uncovered
It didn't take long of course for ED regulars to notice that Pedobyte's brilliant article looked like it had been written by a spastic nine year old strung the fuck out on meth. A blatant rape of the English language if ever there was one, not only was the article poorly written, it was completely incoherent and disconnected; aimlessly stabbing in the dark with the most infantile of insults and failing accusations.
Their first reaction was to give this new user the benefit of the doubt and to try and goad them into improving the article. However, when they started to investigate the specifics of the article it became blazingly apparent that this Coffee Pot was no lolcow at all, but in fact was just a boring, non-descript little nobody who didn't even give a shit about the article or the person who wrote it.
It was revealed that their snitty little bitch fit was entirely the product of getting lightly mocked and then rightly blocked after they started to spaz out over it. This it turns out was their typical M.O. as a GOTIS infected attention whore. Basically they would run at the mouth in order to try and bait someone into giving them a short verbal smack across the face and then they'd blow up and turn a mole hill into a mountainous shit storm until the person would block them and move on.
But the rabbit hole it turns out goes deeper, MUCH deeper!
Panic Attacks And Mental Breakdowns
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Fursona
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Erotic Snuff Fanfiction
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Artistry
It's Awwwright!
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See Also
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