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Founded by [[Null]], '''Kiwi Farms''' is a forum | Founded by [[Null]], '''Kiwi Farms''' is a forum where spergs sperg over spergs. Their insistent circlejerking and attempts at faceplanting failures in finding "the next [[Chris-chan]]" have gained them just enough notoriety for their community to be roundly mocked across the Internet. It is among the worst of the many places to discuss lolcows and laugh at them, [[Troll shielding|as one vigorously reassures himself that his is better than his "victim"]]. There are notable spergs and [[A-Log]]gers that live there whatever it is a regular user, a victim of trolling, or a smartass. | ||
== The Beginning == | == The Beginning == | ||
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*'''Don't White Knight''': Unless of course someone is exposing Null, in which case you'll become a moderator. | *'''Don't White Knight''': Unless of course someone is exposing Null, in which case you'll become a moderator. | ||
*'''No trolling plans''': Please keep trolling plans in private messages because the admins might shit a brick if they ever caught a [[Sue Basko|lolsuit]]. | *'''No trolling plans''': Please keep trolling plans in private messages because the admins might shit a brick if they ever caught a [[Sue Basko|lolsuit]]. | ||
*'''[[Pussybitch|Do not create topics about forum members]]''': Because members not able to cope with bullying.<br /><br /> | *'''[[Pussybitch|Do not create topics about forum members]]''': Because members are not able to cope with bullying.<br /><br /> | ||
==MrEnter on Kiwifarms== | ==MrEnter on Kiwifarms== | ||
Revision as of 06:23, 1 August 2015
Founded by Null, Kiwi Farms is a forum where spergs sperg over spergs. Their insistent circlejerking and attempts at faceplanting failures in finding "the next Chris-chan" have gained them just enough notoriety for their community to be roundly mocked across the Internet. It is among the worst of the many places to discuss lolcows and laugh at them, as one vigorously reassures himself that his is better than his "victim". There are notable spergs and A-Loggers that live there whatever it is a regular user, a victim of trolling, or a smartass.
The Beginning
It all started as the Cwcki Forums, a companion site for the Cwcki itself. While autistic wiki editors can piss their lives away by documenting every piddling detail of CWC's life, autistic forum goers have less dedication; after all, if you spend all of your free time mocking the same guy day in and day out, who is truly the autist here? To the forum patrons' credit, they decided to ever so slightly expand their horizons and let discussion encompass other lolcows as well, taking a page from EDF2 whom had already been doing that for years. As "Cwcki Forums" proved to be mildly confusing to guests, and thus shattering their tiny little minds, the forum was renamed to a very rough phonetic approximation.
Play Nice
Despite being a forum dedicated to trolling, members of Kiwi Farms are very delicate themselves and require a strict set of rules devised by an authoritarian leader to protect them from being bullied. Failure to comply with these rules will result in an immediate ban and the admins poking through all your private messages in an attempt to stamp out the root cause of your insubordination.
We at Encyclopedia Dramatica are kind enough to provide an accurate translation of these rules in the universally accepted language of real.
- Be civil: Disagreeing with another poster is only acceptable when addressing them with the honorific titles of "Sir" or "Ma'am" (lol jk there's no chicks) and ending all posts with a polite "Thank you" or "Cordially Yours"
- Write descriptive topic titles: Admins are too busy reading your private messages to rename threads, so please assist in optimizing their SEO.
- Hide your powerlevel: Forum users need to be reminded not to self-dox, as they tend to get excited and post personal information about themselves on a website dedicated to exploiting people's personal information.
- Don't White Knight: Unless of course someone is exposing Null, in which case you'll become a moderator.
- No trolling plans: Please keep trolling plans in private messages because the admins might shit a brick if they ever caught a lolsuit.
- Do not create topics about forum members: Because members are not able to cope with bullying.
MrEnter on Kiwifarms
For a while, there was an entire subforum dedicated to Mr. Enter on Kiwi Farms, where various haters of his would come to sperg all over him and other Enterbots who were underage or not worthy of lolcow status, get trolled by Enterbots and get mad, shitpost and over-analyze Growing Around and his videos, and laugh at general failure of the board. Fortunately, the admins later decided he wasn't "lulzy" enough to be a lolcow, and the entire subforum was archived. Quite a shame, too, as it was one of the worst subforums ever created on the website and brought in a shitload of cartoon spergs worse than Enter ever was. The people there realized that it was easier to troll the creator of this article and saw how much more spergy his haters were than fans causing the sub-forum to collapse and join Enter's side. They hated the sub forum so much that they made a thread on the guy who caused the Entersphere shitstorm. If you want a good place to safely criticize Enter, than ED is where its at.
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Kiwi Farms trying to bring in more Enterbots
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One of the major contributors of the article, Paper Jam Dipper/El Spazzo, getting shipped
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The punishment El Spazzo got for putting Enter on vacation
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El Spazzo as the Kiwis cook him in the melting pot of autism
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CartoonFreak666 aka the creator of this article as he is thrown into spergatory by the farms for being a lolcow
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Kiwi Farms as they join Enter's side and try to convert people into Enterbots
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CartoonFreak666 getting owned by MrEnter after being hated on Kiwi Farms
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The Entersphere board in a nutshell
- The Entersphere, a wiki once dedicated to making fun of this fag until it was shut down by the kiwis once they realized that Enter is not an lolcow worthy of a wiki
Some of their favorite subjects
- Marjan Siklic, aka Holden, a nutty virgin-with-rage who has accumulated over 50,000 negative votes
- Andrew Dobson
- Brianna Wu
- Philip DeLici,aka Adf-fuensalida or Ahuviya Harel
- Chris Chan, because they still can't get enough of him.
- SJWs in general and trannies in particular.
- Tumblr
- Sluthate
- Leonard F. Shaner Jr., a rail fan
- TheMysteriousMrEnter, removed and no longer discussed.
- Moleman9000
- A-Loggers
- Jay Geis The Golden Knight, removed and no longer discussed
- Jace Connors, for a long time they tried to make people believe he is the next CWC
- Themselves, no seriously if you dare to accidentally make a huge ass of yourself they will make a thread about you and monitor your every single move.
"Rivals" for butthurt Kiwis
- 8chan's /cow/
- Tumblr
- SJWs
- Chris Chan. That's right, they have an addiction.
See Also
- Ichverbot - Kiwi Farm admin Null, in an article that he wrote about himself.
External links
- kiwifar.ms
- users getting doxxed by SJWs
- Null's 121 page thread on a fucking lego forum.
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