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== The Beginning ==
== The Beginning ==
It all started as the Cwcki Forums, a companion site for the Cwcki itself. While autistic wiki editors can piss their lives away by documenting every piddling detail of CWC's life, autistic forum goers have less dedication; after all, '''if you spend all of your free time mocking the same guy day in and day out, who is truly the autist here?''' To the forum patrons' credit, they decided to ever so slightly expand their horizons and let discussion encompass other lolcows as well, taking a page from [[EDF2]] whom had already been doing that for years.  As "Cwcki Forums" proved to be mildly confusing to guests, and thus shattering their tiny little minds, the forum was renamed to a very rough phonetic approximation.
It all started as the Cwcki Forums, a companion site for the Cwcki itself. While autistic wiki editors can piss their lives away by documenting every piddling detail of CWC's life, autistic forum goers have less dedication; after all, '''if you spend all of your free time mocking the same guy day in and day out, who is truly the autist here?''' To the forum patrons' credit, they decided to ever so slightly expand their horizons and let discussion encompass other lolcows as well, taking a page from [[EDF2]] whom had already been doing that for years.  As "Cwcki Forums" proved to be mildly confusing to guests, and thus shattering their tiny little minds, the forum was renamed to a very rough phonetic approximation. When Chris had been milked dry, they realized that they needed to find another lolcow who could provide the same amount of humor.
 
== Jace Connors ==
When Chris-Chan had been milked dry, they realized that they can troll Jace Connors who unfortunately was actually a hoax.


== Play Nice ==
== Play Nice ==

Revision as of 00:20, 3 August 2015

Null, posting a user's private messages.

Founded by Null, Kiwi Farms is a forum where spergs sperg over spergs. Their insistent circlejerking and attempts at faceplanting failures in finding "the next Chris-chan" have gained them just enough notoriety for their community to be roundly mocked across the Internet. It is among the worst of the many places to discuss lolcows and laugh at them, as one vigorously reassures himself that his is better than his "victim". There are notable spergs and A-Loggers that live there whatever it is a regular user, a victim of trolling, or a smartass.

The Beginning

It all started as the Cwcki Forums, a companion site for the Cwcki itself. While autistic wiki editors can piss their lives away by documenting every piddling detail of CWC's life, autistic forum goers have less dedication; after all, if you spend all of your free time mocking the same guy day in and day out, who is truly the autist here? To the forum patrons' credit, they decided to ever so slightly expand their horizons and let discussion encompass other lolcows as well, taking a page from EDF2 whom had already been doing that for years. As "Cwcki Forums" proved to be mildly confusing to guests, and thus shattering their tiny little minds, the forum was renamed to a very rough phonetic approximation. When Chris had been milked dry, they realized that they needed to find another lolcow who could provide the same amount of humor.

Jace Connors

When Chris-Chan had been milked dry, they realized that they can troll Jace Connors who unfortunately was actually a hoax.

Play Nice

Despite being a forum dedicated to trolling, members of Kiwi Farms are very delicate themselves and require a strict set of rules devised by an authoritarian leader to protect them from being bullied. Failure to comply with these rules will result in an immediate ban and the admins poking through all your private messages in an attempt to stamp out the root cause of your insubordination.

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The most important rule.

We at Encyclopedia Dramatica are kind enough to provide an accurate translation of these rules in the universally accepted language of real.

  • Be civil: Disagreeing with another poster is only acceptable when addressing them with the honorific titles of "Sir" or "Ma'am" (lol jk there's no chicks) and ending all posts with a polite "Thank you" or "Cordially Yours"
  • Write descriptive topic titles: Admins are too busy reading your private messages to rename threads, so please assist in optimizing their SEO.
  • Hide your powerlevel: Forum users need to be reminded not to self-dox, as they tend to get excited and post personal information about themselves on a website dedicated to exploiting people's personal information.
  • Don't White Knight: Unless of course someone is exposing Null, in which case you'll become a moderator.
  • No trolling plans: Please keep trolling plans in private messages because the admins might shit a brick if they ever caught a lolsuit.
  • Do not create topics about forum members: Because members are not able to cope with bullying.

MrEnter on Kiwifarms

For a while, there was an entire subforum dedicated to Mr. Enter on Kiwi Farms, where various haters of his would come to sperg all over him and other Enterbots who were underage or not worthy of lolcow status, get trolled by Enterbots and get mad, shitpost and over-analyze Growing Around and his videos, and laugh at general failure of the board. Fortunately, the admins later decided he wasn't "lulzy" enough to be a lolcow, and the entire subforum was archived. Quite a shame, too, as it was one of the worst subforums ever created on the website and brought in a shitload of cartoon spergs worse than Enter ever was. The people there realized that it was easier to troll the creator of this article and saw how much more spergy his haters were than fans causing the sub-forum to collapse and join Enter's side. They hated the sub forum so much that they made a thread on the guy who caused the Entersphere shitstorm. If you want a good place to safely criticize Enter, than ED is where its at.

  • The Entersphere, a wiki once dedicated to making fun of this fag until it was shut down by the kiwis once they realized that Enter is not an lolcow worthy of a wiki

Some of their favorite subjects

Spreading their nonsensical message to all users.
How the Kiwis view themselves

"Rivals" for butthurt Kiwis

Site Details

The forum is powered by XenForo, explaining all the pointless little ratings one can ascribe ceaselessly to every post. Kiwi Farm's hosting provider is Linode. The domain uses CloudFlare because who the fuck doesn't use it, with the public IP 198.41.204.137. The site's actual IP is 66.228.56.184. The server admin uses RoundCube for site email, and that's just cute.

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