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'''Ke$ha Rose Sebert'''{{jew}} is an [[Americunt]] singer, songwriter and [[rapper]] who somehow rose to fame despite having no talent and abusing auto-tune almost as much as [[Sarah Nyberg]] abuses children. Kesha should have ended up like [[Amy Winehouse|most young musicians]] and simply faded into obscurity, but this was not to be the case – Instead, Ke$ha decided to follow the lead of [[Emma Sulkowicz|certain]] [[Jackie Coakley|other]] [[Crystal Shinkle|upstanding]] [[Charlotte E. Smith|young]] [[Lena Dunham|citizens]] and jump aboard the [[Rapeman|rape train]].
 
Locked into a 4-year [[Madoka Magica|contract]] with [[Sony]], Ke$ha decided that rather taking the [[Seppuku|honourable way out]] she would instead accuse her producer of [[raping]] her a decade ago in the hopes that Sony would release her from [[Slavery|her contract]].
 
 
== #FreeKesha ==
 
== #SonySupportsRape ==
 
 
 
== See Also ==
 
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - Another rainbow-haired whore.
*[[Amy Winehouse]] - Who she'll end up like.
*[[Emma Sulkowicz]]
*[[Jackie Coakley]]
*[[Bill Cosby]]
 
== External Links ==
 
{{Music}}
{{Social Justice}}
{{Whores}}

Revision as of 01:06, 20 February 2016

Ke$ha Rose Sebert is an Americunt singer, songwriter and rapper who somehow rose to fame despite having no talent and abusing auto-tune almost as much as Sarah Nyberg abuses children. Kesha should have ended up like most young musicians and simply faded into obscurity, but this was not to be the case – Instead, Ke$ha decided to follow the lead of certain other upstanding young citizens and jump aboard the rape train.

Locked into a 4-year contract with Sony, Ke$ha decided that rather taking the honourable way out she would instead accuse her producer of raping her a decade ago in the hopes that Sony would release her from her contract.


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#SonySupportsRape

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