The Sandwich Chef

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OH EXPLOITABLE!!

The Sandwich Chef knows all and sees all; he is made of omnipotence and win. He is a judge and arbiter of all things who may be called down by a /b/tard in order to determine what two ingredients a post or image is made from. He is also known as The Sandwich Guy.

SANDWICH CHEF IN THE HOUSE!

John Bohner himself.

• The Los Angeles Times reports:
• "On Sunday evening, Republican House Minority Leader John A. Boehner explained his considered opinion on the $700-billion Wall Street bailout plan:

	“	It's a "crap sandwich," he said, but he was going to eat it.	„

• THIS IS A BAILOUT SANDWICH. IT IS MADE OF $700 BILLION + OF CRAP LOANS AND WE WILL ALL EAT NOT EAT IT.

History

The Sandwich Chef started his life unremarkably as a random fat heathen in the pleasantly named Jack Chick tract Hi There![1] Apparently he had some drama with his wife, but then again who wouldn’t if they were destined to be a pathetic example of Atheist fanboyism? Anyway, he didn’t like Jews, so he couldn’t be that bad of a person.

This tract was posted on the Something Awful forums and photoshopped into the version seen here[2]. The Ass Sandwich panel was later posted on /b/.

Subsequent shoppery involved only the one panel where the Chef decries the failure of various things, or very occasionally lauds them. He instantly became old meme, and rarely if ever are new versions posted. Instead the same crap is endlessly recycled as with most /b/ content.

Applications

To decry the awfulness of something reach into the gallery below for an appropriate Sandwich Chef comment and post it in your favorite thread. If you are inclined toward original content you may try your hand at shopping the blank one included here for your convenience.

To date nobody has attempted the Fifty Sandwich Post. Be the first on your block to try it!

This is the gallery. It is made of images and win. About missing Pics

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External links

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