North Carolina

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North Carolina (more like Nobody Cares, amirite) is one of the most shitty states to ever exist. This mistake of a state is considered the "Poor Man's solution to Texas", along with Tennessee because of the country culture being combined with the poverty of the state.

Regional Divisions

• East - Borders Virginia, has lots of Southeast English speakers and is the least shitty part of the state, but still shit.
• Central - Shitty redneck area. The worst part of the state. Infamous for being the Mississippi of the Upland South.
• West - Second worst, second best. Mountain area. Crazy faggots who speak very fast with nasal voices. Also borders another shit state.

Citizens

The state has a lot of Mexicans who live here who fucking hate the state and would rather live in Texas but their retarded parents instead chose this state. Many Mexicans say hate speech about this state because of how many of them hate it.

Notable Faggots

• Richard Steele - Crazy redneck. Faggot now has a son.

See Also

• Mexico - A country ready to kick this state's damn ass.
• Texas - North Carolina but actually good. Also at least better than the rest of the South due to less obnoxiousness.
• Redneck - Do we even need to go into why?
• Shit - What the people living there (and the said Mexicans) think about the state.