Brexit

Harry and his crew spotted at the polling booth

Brexit is the cataclysmic end that Britain has chosen for itself. Despite nations leaving the EU being an unprecedented phenomenon, the media knew for certain that such an event for ruin Britain and the world and tried to warn them. History has proven time and time again that Britain can't survive on its own. Before joining the EU, British people didn't have anything to be proud of. They didn't discover new continents, climb the highest mountains, generate wealth, or possess history's largest empire. None of these things could possibly be accomplished without all European peoples collectively putting in some effort. Things like sovereignty and national pride shouldn't matter in 2026.

If British wants to kill itself by exerting its sovereignty, then fine, let them kill themselves. The vote shows that Britain is filled with ungrateful, ignorant, backwards people who deserve to be wiped out. But remember, we of the media love Britain so much that we tried to warn them of this outcome.

History of Britain before the EU

Roman Empire

Britain was nothing before the EU. The only light came when the precursor to the EU – the Roman Empire – brought republicanism, bureaucracy, cosmopolitanism, and multiculturalism to the backwater island. After incorporating Britain into the Empire, the Romans attempted to create a new multicultural generation by gaining entry into the vaginas of British ladies, particular those of Queen Boudica and her daughters. Yet the ungrateful Brits were irrationally displeased and called the attempt to birth a multicultural generation "rape". Boudica led the ignorant Brits against the progress of the Roman Empire, but fortunately, the Romans and the forces of progress won.

As time moved on, the Roman Roman became more progressive, bureaucratic, and open to foreign cultures. It embraced the foreign, Eastern religion known as Christianity after feeling guilt over persecuting Christians and treating Christianity as if it were a threat to traditional Roman values. Well, Christianity did replace traditional Roman values, but values, virtues, and traditions aren't things civilizations should stick to anyway.

The Romans also allowed for mass immigration from Germanic tribes to the Empire due to the guilt they felt over past attempts to colonize Germany. Yet throughout the Empire, there were claims that the newcomers were raping women and plundering local wealth. Obviously, these rumors were simply lies made by conservative to advance their racism and keep all the wealth and vaginas to themselves instead of sharing them equally.

Eventually, the Brits called upon the Romans to defend Britain, and the Romans met their military obligations to the island by abandoning it to the Saxons, giving the Saxons all the opportunities they need to advance themselves in society.

The Dark Age (500 C.E. to 1973 C.E.)

After the fall of the Roman Empire, Britain entered a Dark Age that would last until Britain joined the EU. Britain didn't have anything to be proud of during this era. Sure, there were conquests and military triumphs, but those are things civilizations should feel guilt over rather than pride. Besides, Britain only won those battles because they roll high numbers on history's RNG. If history's game engine were fair, then every nation – Britain, France, Africa, China – would always roll the same number on the RNG and be equal.

Fun facts

• This article was written by a non-Brit, since non-Brits know what best for British. Return to the EU at once.

See Also

• Get Out
• Great Britain
• United Kingdom
• European Union

External Links

• #brexit