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[[File:Post-brexit banker quote about boris.jpg|center|500px|thumb|The City of London reacts to losing tax-haven status, June 24 2016]]
[[File:Brexitresults.jpg|center|300px|thumb|The results that made liberals cry]]
[[File:Nigel farage savior of britain.jpg |thumb|right|Tomorrow belongs to him]]
[[File:Nigel farage savior of britain.jpg |thumb|right|Tomorrow belongs to him, notice the halo]]
[[File:Retardsmash.gif|thumb|right|Britain decides]]
[[File:Bengarrisoneu.jpg|thumb|right|An accurate depiction]]


<br>'''Brexit''' is the cataclysmic end that Britain has chosen for itself. Despite nations leaving the [[EU]] being an unprecedented phenomenon, the media knew for certain that such an event would ruin Britain and the global economy and tried to warn them. History has proven time and time again that Britain can't survive on its own. Before joining the EU, British people didn't have anything to be proud of. They didn't discover new continents, climb the highest mountains, generate wealth, or possess history's largest empire. None of these things could possibly be accomplished without all European peoples collectively putting in some effort. Things like sovereignty and national pride shouldn't matter in [[Current year|{{CURRENTYEAR}}]].
<br>'''Brexit''' is the righteous, democratic vote of millions of people deciding that they don't want their country being run by [[libtards]] and [[jews]] in the corrupt (((European Union))). Despite nations leaving the [[EU]] being an unprecedented phenomenon, the media lied about that it would ruin Britain and the global economy forever and tried to get everyone to vote Remain, so that the British people can still be controlled by pandering globalists.  


If Britain wants to kill itself by exerting its sovereignty, then fine, let it kill itself. The vote shows that Britain is filled with ungrateful, ignorant, backwards people who deserve to be wiped out. But remember, we of the media love Britain so much that we tried to warn them of this outcome.
History has proven time and time again that Britain can survive on its own, while other countries fester and get taken over by [[muslims|mudslimes]]. Before joining the EU, British people had many events to be proud of, including being on the winning side of [[WW2]] and showing those pesky krauts who's boss. They  colonialised [[Australia]], [[Africa]] and many other countries and changing them from not being a complete shithole, climbed the highest mountains, generated much wealth, and possessed history's largest empire.
 
None of these things could possibly be accomplished with all European peoples collectively squabbling for attention and recognition. The British people were being told time and time again that things like sovereignty and national pride shouldn't matter in [[Current year|{{CURRENTYEAR}}]] and should instead care about irrelevant subjects like [[muslims|immigrants]] and [[trannies]].
 
When Britain decided that enough is enough, the non-EU world rejoiced as a once proud and successful country broke the shackles of the EU and began its path of not allowing itself to turn to shit, like [[EU|Turkey, Romania and Poland]]. Many other countries such as the Netherlands, France and Italy have also spoken out, saying that the referendum has been a historic day for freedom and democracy, and are slowly getting out of the mindset that they are just a small fish in the big, polluted sea that is the EU.
 
Even future president [[Donald Trump]] congratulated the Brits in their day of independence.


==History of Britain before the EU==
==History of Britain before the EU==
===Roman Empire===
Britain was nothing before the EU. The only light came when the precursor to the EU &ndash; the [[Roman Empire]] &ndash; brought republicanism, bureaucracy, cosmopolitanism, and multiculturalism to the backwater island. After incorporating Britain into the Empire, the Romans attempted to create a new multicultural generation by gaining entry into the vaginas of British ladies, particular those of Queen Boudica and her daughters. Yet the ungrateful Brits were irrationally displeased and called the attempt to birth a multicultural generation "[[rape]]". Boudica led the ignorant Brits against the progress of the Roman Empire, but fortunately, the Romans and the forces of progress won.


As time moved on, the Roman Roman became more progressive, bureaucratic, and open to foreign cultures. It embraced the foreign, Eastern religion known as [[Christianity]] after feeling [[White guilt|guilt]] over persecuting Christians and treating Christianity as if it were a threat to traditional Roman values. Well, Christianity did replace traditional Roman values, but values, virtues, and traditions aren't things civilizations should stick to anyway.
Britain was a force to be reckoned with before the EU. They were on the winning side of both world wars, colonialized 1/3 of the world and set up Governments in places where [[India|poverty was rife]]. India is now able to govern it's thanks to Britain, and can perform many important roles, like technical assistance phone operators.
 
After being tricked by europeans who wanted in on the action, they agreed to join the EU, believing that they would be able to keep valuable assets like nationalism, strength and control. Instead it brought liberalism and multiculturalism to the island, thus allowing millions of people to come to the UK to have free healthcare and live off benefits in mansions.
 
As time moved on, the will of the people was gradually ground down to dust, and believed that there was no way of controlling things such as borders, the economy and law.
 
===During the EU===
Nothing of interest really happened, besides a load of immigrants being allowed to enter Britain and [[lie|"coincidentally"]], the crime rate skyrocketed.
 
===The run up to the vote===
The British people were drowned in propaganda and advice from people who only care about profits and don't give a shit if the UK goes [[shit|bro]][[muslim|wn]]. The polls had said that a Remain vote was certain, and the British people would be controlled once more. Even on the day, the eventual [[Nigel Farage|savior]] of Britain had admitted that the opposition was just too heavy for them to defeat, and expected a Remain vote.
 
==The Day of Independence==
After rejecting the advice of globalists and zionist big businesses, the people of Britain decided to take back what they deserved and left the sinking ship of the EU. Ragequitting like a 13 year old, David Cameron announced that he would resign, as he knew that he wouldn't be able to take bribes from big business if he couldn't control the people.
As was completely expected, the pound fell in value, opening the doorway to an increase in exports and not having to be held back by EU rules. The economy of the world also fell as well, as the [[Jews]] had expected to carry on controlling the Brits, and didn't bother to make a backup plan if this failed.
 
===The old Bait and Switch===
Hilariously, almost all of [[Scotland]] had voted to leave, showing their complete disregard to its once proud history. Angered that they had voted to stay in the UK, but democracy had happened, they are now threatening the leave the UK, despite the fact that no-one cares anymore.
 
They haven't realised yet that due to the slow bureaucracy of the EU, it will take them many years to get back in the EU, as currently they are classed as out.


The Romans also allowed for mass immigration from Germanic tribes to the Empire due to the [[White guilt|guilt]] they felt over [[wikipedia:Battle of the Teutoburg Forest|past attempts to colonize Germany]]. Yet throughout the Empire, there were claims that the newcomers were raping women and plundering local wealth. Obviously, these rumors were simply lies made by conservatives to advance their [[racism]] and keep all the wealth and vaginas to themselves instead of sharing them equally.
There is also less of a chance of Scotland leaving the UK but staying in the EU, as this would mean that other countries can break away from each other. In other words, Spain will likely veto this as it would give Catalonia a chance of breaking away from Spain.


Eventually, the Brits called upon the Romans to defend Britain, and the Romans met their military obligations to the island by abandoning it to the Saxons, giving the Saxons all the opportunities they need to advance themselves in society.
Northern Ireland had also largely voted remain, with the rest of Ireland thinking it might have a chance to take it over, but this is been ruled out and N. Ireland will stay with the UK.


===The Dark Age (500 C.E. to 1973 C.E.)===
Additionally, Gibraltar had voted remain (likely due to the fact that most of the people are Spanish), which is surprising because many people had forgotten that it even exists and was part of the UK in the first place. Like Ireland, Spain has made a vain attempt to take over Gibraltar, but will likely back down because no-one wants another Falklands War.
After the fall of the Roman Empire, Britain entered a Dark Age that would last until Britain joined the EU. Britain didn't have anything to be proud of during this era. Sure, there were conquests and military triumphs, but those are things civilizations should feel guilt over rather than pride. Besides, Britain only won those battles because they roll high numbers on history's <abbr title="Random Number Generator">RNG</abbr>. If history's game engine were fair, then every nation &ndash; Britain, France, Africa, China &ndash; would always roll the same number on the RNG and be equal.
 
===The liberal crybabies===
For the first time in their life, many liberals actually experienced something not going their way, and promptly went [[apeshit]]. Some shouted that this was a fix, and other shouted that every leave voted was a racist, despite there being many other reasons for leaving the EU.
Others have even gone as far to demand a revote, and parliament will have to waste time on this:
 
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
 
If you ever need evidence of liberals being bad losers, here it is.


==Fun facts==
==Fun facts==
*This article was written by a non-Brit, since non-Brits know what best for British. Return to the EU at once.
* On the media, if you support Brexit, you're a xenophobe
* In real life, if you support staying in, you're a cuck


==See Also==
==See Also==
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==External Links==
==External Links==
* {{hashtag|brexit}}
* {{hashtag|brexit}}
{{crap}}

Revision as of 12:02, 25 June 2016

The results that made liberals cry
Tomorrow belongs to him, notice the halo
An accurate depiction


Brexit is the righteous, democratic vote of millions of people deciding that they don't want their country being run by libtards and jews in the corrupt (((European Union))). Despite nations leaving the EU being an unprecedented phenomenon, the media lied about that it would ruin Britain and the global economy forever and tried to get everyone to vote Remain, so that the British people can still be controlled by pandering globalists.

History has proven time and time again that Britain can survive on its own, while other countries fester and get taken over by mudslimes. Before joining the EU, British people had many events to be proud of, including being on the winning side of WW2 and showing those pesky krauts who's boss. They colonialised Australia, Africa and many other countries and changing them from not being a complete shithole, climbed the highest mountains, generated much wealth, and possessed history's largest empire.

None of these things could possibly be accomplished with all European peoples collectively squabbling for attention and recognition. The British people were being told time and time again that things like sovereignty and national pride shouldn't matter in 2026 and should instead care about irrelevant subjects like immigrants and trannies.

When Britain decided that enough is enough, the non-EU world rejoiced as a once proud and successful country broke the shackles of the EU and began its path of not allowing itself to turn to shit, like Turkey, Romania and Poland. Many other countries such as the Netherlands, France and Italy have also spoken out, saying that the referendum has been a historic day for freedom and democracy, and are slowly getting out of the mindset that they are just a small fish in the big, polluted sea that is the EU.

Even future president Donald Trump congratulated the Brits in their day of independence.

History of Britain before the EU

Britain was a force to be reckoned with before the EU. They were on the winning side of both world wars, colonialized 1/3 of the world and set up Governments in places where poverty was rife. India is now able to govern it's thanks to Britain, and can perform many important roles, like technical assistance phone operators.

After being tricked by europeans who wanted in on the action, they agreed to join the EU, believing that they would be able to keep valuable assets like nationalism, strength and control. Instead it brought liberalism and multiculturalism to the island, thus allowing millions of people to come to the UK to have free healthcare and live off benefits in mansions.

As time moved on, the will of the people was gradually ground down to dust, and believed that there was no way of controlling things such as borders, the economy and law.

During the EU

Nothing of interest really happened, besides a load of immigrants being allowed to enter Britain and "coincidentally", the crime rate skyrocketed.

The run up to the vote

The British people were drowned in propaganda and advice from people who only care about profits and don't give a shit if the UK goes brown. The polls had said that a Remain vote was certain, and the British people would be controlled once more. Even on the day, the eventual savior of Britain had admitted that the opposition was just too heavy for them to defeat, and expected a Remain vote.

The Day of Independence

After rejecting the advice of globalists and zionist big businesses, the people of Britain decided to take back what they deserved and left the sinking ship of the EU. Ragequitting like a 13 year old, David Cameron announced that he would resign, as he knew that he wouldn't be able to take bribes from big business if he couldn't control the people. As was completely expected, the pound fell in value, opening the doorway to an increase in exports and not having to be held back by EU rules. The economy of the world also fell as well, as the Jews had expected to carry on controlling the Brits, and didn't bother to make a backup plan if this failed.

The old Bait and Switch

Hilariously, almost all of Scotland had voted to leave, showing their complete disregard to its once proud history. Angered that they had voted to stay in the UK, but democracy had happened, they are now threatening the leave the UK, despite the fact that no-one cares anymore.

They haven't realised yet that due to the slow bureaucracy of the EU, it will take them many years to get back in the EU, as currently they are classed as out.

There is also less of a chance of Scotland leaving the UK but staying in the EU, as this would mean that other countries can break away from each other. In other words, Spain will likely veto this as it would give Catalonia a chance of breaking away from Spain.

Northern Ireland had also largely voted remain, with the rest of Ireland thinking it might have a chance to take it over, but this is been ruled out and N. Ireland will stay with the UK.

Additionally, Gibraltar had voted remain (likely due to the fact that most of the people are Spanish), which is surprising because many people had forgotten that it even exists and was part of the UK in the first place. Like Ireland, Spain has made a vain attempt to take over Gibraltar, but will likely back down because no-one wants another Falklands War.

The liberal crybabies

For the first time in their life, many liberals actually experienced something not going their way, and promptly went apeshit. Some shouted that this was a fix, and other shouted that every leave voted was a racist, despite there being many other reasons for leaving the EU. Others have even gone as far to demand a revote, and parliament will have to waste time on this:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215

If you ever need evidence of liberals being bad losers, here it is.

Fun facts

  • On the media, if you support Brexit, you're a xenophobe
  • In real life, if you support staying in, you're a cuck

See Also

Harry and his crew spotted at the polling booth
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