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<center>{{frame|[[File:Man performing autofellatio.jpg|450px|This is the face of autofellatio on the internet.  No rights are reserved and is now public domain for anyones use. ]]|border=black|background=white}}</center>
<center>{{frame|[[Image:Autofellatio_rimjob.gif|400px|It's better with a friend!]]|border=black|background=white}}</center>




[[Image:Autofellatio.jpg|thumb|I wonder what is going through his head, other than his dick.]]
[[Image:491237939_preforming_autofelatio_2013.jpg|thumb|This is the face of autofellatio on the internet.  No rights are reserved and is now public domain for anyones use. ]]
[[Image:Autofellatio.jpg|thumb|If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are [[not gay|straight]] and can do this, then you are [[gay]].]]


[[Image:Auto-fellatio.jpg|thumb|Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!]]
[[Image:Auto-fellatio.jpg|thumb|Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!]]


'''Auto-fellatio''' is the act of sucking your very own [[cock]]. While many have thought this is an urban myth, there are these few men who will never be lonely and are fun at parties.  This act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet.
'''Auto-fellatio''' is the act of sucking your very own [[cock]]. Depite all the [[furries]], [[emos]], and [[faggots]] who have had [[at least 100]] different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet.


The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?
The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?

Revision as of 06:16, 7 November 2016

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It's better with a friend!


This is the face of autofellatio on the internet. No rights are reserved and is now public domain for anyones use.
If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are straight and can do this, then you are gay.
Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!

Auto-fellatio is the act of sucking your very own cock. Depite all the furries, emos, and faggots who have had at least 100 different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet.

The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?

 
“ 		 
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.


 

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—Bill Hicks, on why the human species still exists

This is how it would work for those with dicknipples.

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