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What | Final Fantasy XV is squares fagship action RPG nearly 10 years in the making which is completely dumbfounding considering how dated the fetch and kill quests are. Doing what the do best, squeenix got the hype train rolling by pushing this game back so many times all of their neck beard weeaboo fans were creaming their pants with anticipation. What they got was a copypasta of kingdom hearts except now donald is an annoying blonde fag named Prompto but keeping the donald fashion alive by dying 5 seconds into any enemy encounter you have whether it be the same dogs you fight the first 8 hours of the game or the hordes of nearly impossible Niggertek soldiers that won't let you move 2 feet on the "beautiful" yet completely barren and vacated in game world. This is the result of ten years of hard work. Glitches that put Bethsheda to shame are littered throughout and its funny considering that they pushed the release date back to month to "fix" these issues. Then release a patch on day one that took 2 hours two download and literally just changed some in game text. | ||
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=Story
Final Fantasy XV is squares fagship action RPG nearly 10 years in the making which is completely dumbfounding considering how dated the fetch and kill quests are. Doing what the do best, squeenix got the hype train rolling by pushing this game back so many times all of their neck beard weeaboo fans were creaming their pants with anticipation. What they got was a copypasta of kingdom hearts except now donald is an annoying blonde fag named Prompto but keeping the donald fashion alive by dying 5 seconds into any enemy encounter you have whether it be the same dogs you fight the first 8 hours of the game or the hordes of nearly impossible Niggertek soldiers that won't let you move 2 feet on the "beautiful" yet completely barren and vacated in game world. This is the result of ten years of hard work. Glitches that put Bethsheda to shame are littered throughout and its funny considering that they pushed the release date back to month to "fix" these issues. Then release a patch on day one that took 2 hours two download and literally just changed some in game text.
Characters
Noctis
Gladiolus
Ignis
Prompto
Cindy
Gameplay
Sidequests
- Copypasted fetch quests
The car
- On rails
- Customizable with paint and decals
Reception
Widely praised by Westerners for being open-world, having little story or character development to distract you from the prittee grafix, and a simplistic, button-mashing battle system with a glorified "blink" ability ripped straight from Dishonored.
The game was received poorly in Japan for the above reasons, and also for not being Final Fantasy VII.
See Also
Final Fantasy
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