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== Her Belt Fetish: ==
== Her Belt Fetish: ==
Whenever any form of abuse or discipline is involved in any subject, J[[ass|ass]] loves to pull out the belt. No matter if it involves [[child abuse|children]], [[beastiality|animals]] or her "HATERZZ!!" She will gladly pull the belt from her saggy piss stained pants to smack you around for her disgusting fetish. Parent material amirite?
Whenever any form of abuse or discipline is involved in any subject, J[[ass|ass]] loves to pull out the belt. No matter if it involves [[child abuse|children]], [[beastiality|animals]] or her "HATERZZ!!" She will gladly pull the belt from her saggy piss stained pants to smack you around for her disgusting fetish. Parent material amirite?
[[File:Run cooper run by coolzafara96-dbagtjt.jpg|Parent material amirite?|center]]
[[File:Run cooper run by coolzafara96-dbagtjt.jpg|Parent material amirite?|center]]


[[billy mays|But wait, there's more.]] She doesn't just have a belt fetish, her fetishes range from literally [[vore|eating shit alive]], [[pedo|force feeding children]], and having a [[sick fuck|"fang fetish"]]. Oh, but to her she's apparently [https://comments.deviantart.com/4/23125887/4420263275 "changed and doesn't do it anymore. Can anyone say "bullshit"?]
== Whore In Denial: ==
== Whore In Denial: ==


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File:Dont feed the trolls jazzie you stinky gurl.png
File:Dont feed the trolls jazzie you stinky gurl.png| Literally feeds the trolls, good going dipshit
File:Yeah hiding negative comments is respecting their opinion jazzie.png
File:Yeah hiding negative comments is respecting their opinion jazzie.png| "I respect ur opinion..."
File:I tht you hated bill jazz u stinky gurl.png
File:What ever happened to respecting peoples opinions jazz im sure hating something is an opinion.png| "UNLESS U H8 MY ART FUCKERZ"
File:Again with the respect of opinions jazzie.png
File:I tht you hated bill jazz u stinky gurl.png| I h8 th dorito cuck but commissions and art of him? Oh sure fuckin thin.
File:Ever think of yourself jazzie cuz i think everyone would agree you shouldnt have kids.png
File:Again with the respect of opinions jazzie.png| [[obvious|I'm starting to think she doesn't respect opinions gaiz...]]
File:What ever happened to respecting peoples opinions jazz im sure hating something is an opinion.png
File:Ever think of yourself jazzie cuz i think everyone would agree you shouldnt have kids.png|Everyone can agree that she should never pop hellspawn outta the cum cavern
File:If this isnt ironic then i dont really know what it jazzie.png
File:If this isnt ironic then i dont really know what it jazzie.png| speaks for itself.mov
File:But jazz whatever happened to the force feeding pics and the fang fetish stamp.png|"O tht's cool can you delete th page pls???" Jazzie while deleting her account
File:Ever heard of spellcheck dude i mean the word mary really isnt hard to spell.png| [[grammar nazi|Grammar. Just, grammar.]]
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== Other links ==
== Other links ==

Revision as of 18:49, 29 June 2017

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
   
 
Do us a favour get off the Internet and get a life! And I mean it!
 

 
 

— Everyone's reaction to her, ironically


With every passing year, Autism becomes more and more of an epidemic on the internet. [deviantart|Deviantart]] being the main breeding grounds of

File:Jazz and the hacker x by coolzafara96-dbcvuoq.jpg
Ladyalt version 2.0

such asinine, Self Insert, Adolescent, Lonely faggot cringe of the most unlikely characters.

A user by the name of coolzafara96 fairs no better in the festering gene pool tainted by this ravenous disease.

Yasemin Leyla Paz, is a 21 year old woman with the mindset of a typical 13 year old living in the shit spewing asscrack of Australia. Diagnosed with some severe form of Autism, she spends all her time drawing her fetish fuled self shipping cancer, on par with yaoilover113's hideous works.

The self proclaimed wife of The Hacker from Cyberchase, When she isn't drawing her mutant ocs and fanart that would make any creator fucking kill themselves, She spends her time copy pasting The Hacker with her fucking self insert and their abused Sly Cooper knock off of a spawn they call their "Son" along with many other lesser hellspawns.

File:Ay jazzie theres a thing called abortions u kno.jpg

The biggest fucking question is what compels these autists to desperately crave the cocks of children's cartoon characters, and how being filled with goblin cum would be such a dream come true in this lonely fuck's head.


Her Belt Fetish:

Whenever any form of abuse or discipline is involved in any subject, Jass loves to pull out the belt. No matter if it involves children, animals or her "HATERZZ!!" She will gladly pull the belt from her saggy piss stained pants to smack you around for her disgusting fetish. Parent material amirite?

Parent material amirite?
Parent material amirite?

But wait, there's more. She doesn't just have a belt fetish, her fetishes range from literally eating shit alive, force feeding children, and having a "fang fetish". Oh, but to her she's apparently "changed and doesn't do it anymore. Can anyone say "bullshit"?

Whore In Denial:

Sadly her love interests don't stop at The Hacker. Sloth from NeoPets, Dr. Blakk from SlugTerra, and Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls all fall victim to this sad abortion of a woman. Of course, in typical Tsundere™ fashion, whenever said characters are depicted rubbing up against her snatch she gets on the defensive by acting like a crossed cunt. Because that's appealing I guess...

She obviously can't be interested because she has to be loyal to her fucking goblin husband. Gross.

hypocrisy:

File:Anti nascar221 by coolzafara96-dam60s0.jpg

If you say "Don't feed the Trolls" you really should practice what you preach. But that would actually be a sensible thing to do, and I'm sure you know that's far from Jazz can do.

File:Jazz s banned hammer by coolzafara96-dagiukw.jpg

Kick em while they're down:

nascar2219 was a prime troll magnet, and a very dead one when Jazz decided to hop in the parked bandwagon. Attempting to troll all while doing EXACTLY what Sean does. Taking her shit oc and flinging it desperately at his character like throwing shit at a wall, hoping it will stick. But just because Sean's a lolcow, her oc is TOOOTALLY not as cringey that's just not possible.

Contradictions fucking everywhere:

The section of "You cant be this fucking stupid" as I like to call it.

Jazz is more than happy to preach terrible wisdom against "DA HATORZ" yet do the same thing these Haters are depicted as. From being a triggered cuntbag when logic is applied to acting like a troll herself. "I'm going to make hate art of you" She mocks as she makes hate art.

Examples of Hypocrisy


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