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Like so many overly liberal, college graduates Chelsea will tell you that it was through hard work and conviction and not her having parents with [[Politics|political]] connections that when she  graduated in 2003 she just walked into a $500,000 a year consulting postion for '''McKinsey & Company''' along with fovorable  positions given to her because of her name like a chair position to the [[Clinton]] foundation and a position with ''School of American Ballet.''<br>
Like so many overly liberal, college graduates Chelsea will tell you that it was through hard work and conviction and not her having parents with [[Politics|political]] connections that when she  graduated in 2003 she just walked into a $500,000 a year consulting postion for '''McKinsey & Company''' along with fovorable  positions given to her because of her name like a chair position to the [[Clinton]] foundation and a position with ''School of American Ballet.''<br>
One of Chelsea's more unpopular endeavours was when she, a person who has never held office or worked for a politician was picked up by '''NBC''' as a ''Special Political Correspondant'' at $750,000 a year to preach the favored liberal mentality that [[lie|everyone is equal, everyone has the same chances, and everyone can get highpaying jobs and make their own opportunities if they go to college and to vote Hillary]].  In May of 2013 Chelsea's contract with '''NBC''' was not renewed because of her unpopularity with Television and Media Critics, many saying that parking meters have more personality.  Not one to stay unemployed for long,  Chelsea now heads up the [[Clinton]] Foundation showing that she is unable to hold down a job unless her parents hire her at over a million dollars a year.<br>
One of Chelsea's more unpopular endeavours was when she, a person who has never held office or worked for a politician was picked up by '''NBC''' as a ''Special Political Correspondant'' at $750,000 a year to preach the favored liberal mentality that [[lie|everyone is equal, everyone has the same chances, and everyone can get highpaying jobs and make their own opportunities if they go to college and to vote Hillary]].  In May of 2013 Chelsea's contract with '''NBC''' was not renewed because of her unpopularity with Television and Media Critics, many saying that parking meters have more personality.  Not one to stay unemployed for long,  Chelsea now heads up the [[Clinton]] Foundation showing that she is unable to hold down a job unless her parents hire her at over a million dollars a year.<br>
== She Persisted ==
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'''She Persisted''' is a [[Leftard|liberal]] piece of [[shit|dog shit]] propaganda written by Chelsea Clinton to ensure that the brainwaished, feminist [[Cuckold]] generation that was spawned in the 60s and 70s continues on because [[Television]] shows like '''I Am Jazz''' proove that their message that little boys should hate themselves because they were born with a [[Penis]] is just starting to take.<br>
Like most far-left, white priveledge ideology, '''She Persisted''' promotes the idea that ''"Not taking NO For An Answer"'' is an advantageous trait only if the word '''NO''' is not being taken as a final answer by [[Wimmins]] and not men.<br>
When a man ignores the word '''NO''' it usually ends in [[rape]], theft and [[dead|murder]] because the male-centric society demands men ignore the demands of those weaker than him as a sign of masculinity, on the other-hand, '''She Persisted''' looks to teach, through 15 stories, how women were able to rise and arrive at what they wanted because they ignored others when they said '''NO'''.

Revision as of 23:05, 16 October 2017

Chelsea Clinton = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Chelsea Victoria Clinton born 27 February 1980 is the allegeded daughter of Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. Her maternity is certain since she has a strong resemblence to her mother, Bill, looking like an Ugly Jew breed version of him but with long hair and tits, her paternity remains uncertain. Since most Democrats are realizing that Hillary is poison on will never get elected to President many libtards are suggesting that Chelsea can do it in 2020.


Liberal Sensibilities

It's not you. Trust me.

Like so many rich, well educated Democrats that only visit the inner city every fourth year when there is a Presidential Election, Chelsea knows more about what is ailing the poor then they do because, without having any need to live there or question them herself, she was taught directly by overly liberal, Ivy-League professors reqarding what they need over what they may want like Jobs so they can make enough money to pay their Obama care co-pays the goverment legally require them to have.
Like so many overly liberal, college graduates Chelsea will tell you that it was through hard work and conviction and not her having parents with political connections that when she graduated in 2003 she just walked into a $500,000 a year consulting postion for McKinsey & Company along with fovorable positions given to her because of her name like a chair position to the Clinton foundation and a position with School of American Ballet.
One of Chelsea's more unpopular endeavours was when she, a person who has never held office or worked for a politician was picked up by NBC as a Special Political Correspondant at $750,000 a year to preach the favored liberal mentality that everyone is equal, everyone has the same chances, and everyone can get highpaying jobs and make their own opportunities if they go to college and to vote Hillary. In May of 2013 Chelsea's contract with NBC was not renewed because of her unpopularity with Television and Media Critics, many saying that parking meters have more personality. Not one to stay unemployed for long, Chelsea now heads up the Clinton Foundation showing that she is unable to hold down a job unless her parents hire her at over a million dollars a year.


She Persisted

She Persisted is a liberal piece of dog shit propaganda written by Chelsea Clinton to ensure that the brainwaished, feminist Cuckold generation that was spawned in the 60s and 70s continues on because Television shows like I Am Jazz proove that their message that little boys should hate themselves because they were born with a Penis is just starting to take.
Like most far-left, white priveledge ideology, She Persisted promotes the idea that "Not taking NO For An Answer" is an advantageous trait only if the word NO is not being taken as a final answer by Wimmins and not men.
When a man ignores the word NO it usually ends in rape, theft and murder because the male-centric society demands men ignore the demands of those weaker than him as a sign of masculinity, on the other-hand, She Persisted looks to teach, through 15 stories, how women were able to rise and arrive at what they wanted because they ignored others when they said NO.