- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Black Panther: Difference between revisions
imported>CuzICan Added section, fixed grammar. |
imported>Korokke Adding a bit about the rotten tomatoes rating debacle, i'll grab some links or screencaps to put in this article later |
||
| Line 2: | Line 2: | ||
== Plot == | == Plot == | ||
After the death of his gay and white father, T'Challa returns home to the nigger nation of Wakanda to take his rightful place as [[trump|a Trump look-alike]]. When [[a challenger appears]], T'Challa's mettle as king -- and as Black Panther -- gets tested when he's drawn into a conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and his [[jewgold]] at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must [[circlejerk|rally his allies]] and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people. | After the death of his gay and white father, T'Challa returns home to the nigger nation of Wakanda to take his rightful place as [[trump|a Trump look-alike]]. When [[a challenger appears| a challenger appears in the form of a Call of Duty MLP Pro who calls himself "Killmonger"]], T'Challa's mettle as king -- and as Black Panther -- gets tested when he's drawn into a conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and his [[jewgold|Vibranium]] at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must [[circlejerk|rally his allies]] and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people. | ||
== Wakanda == | == Wakanda == | ||
Wakanda is a rather rich and prosperous country located in Eastern Africa which would likely be a [[nigger]] version of Los Angeles. This country looks more like the black supremacist version of [[Trump]]'s America viewed by someone who suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome; countries with walls and a homogeneous nigger population. | Wakanda is a rather rich and prosperous country located in Eastern Africa which would likely be a [[nigger]] version of Los Angeles. This country looks more like the black supremacist version of [[Trump]]'s America viewed by someone who suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome; countries with walls and a homogeneous nigger population. | ||
==Rotten Tomatoes Score Controversy== | |||
Because our society has been taken over by a religion that mandates the whites must bow down before black cock, or else they are racist, this movie was hyped to hell and back by the press and various twitter addicted (white) soyboys, and they stated that anything less than a perfect 100 score means that the reviewer giving that score must be a Nazi. | |||
Australia did not listen, giving it two out of its three negative Rotten Tomato Scores. | |||
== Things that Black Panther doesn't actually have == | == Things that Black Panther doesn't actually have == | ||
Revision as of 09:25, 17 February 2018
Black Panther is a shitty Marvel superhero movie like every other shitty superhero movie that exists.
Plot
After the death of his gay and white father, T'Challa returns home to the nigger nation of Wakanda to take his rightful place as a Trump look-alike. When a challenger appears in the form of a Call of Duty MLP Pro who calls himself "Killmonger", T'Challa's mettle as king -- and as Black Panther -- gets tested when he's drawn into a conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and his Vibranium at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people.
Wakanda
Wakanda is a rather rich and prosperous country located in Eastern Africa which would likely be a nigger version of Los Angeles. This country looks more like the black supremacist version of Trump's America viewed by someone who suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome; countries with walls and a homogeneous nigger population.
Rotten Tomatoes Score Controversy
Because our society has been taken over by a religion that mandates the whites must bow down before black cock, or else they are racist, this movie was hyped to hell and back by the press and various twitter addicted (white) soyboys, and they stated that anything less than a perfect 100 score means that the reviewer giving that score must be a Nazi.
Australia did not listen, giving it two out of its three negative Rotten Tomato Scores.
Things that Black Panther doesn't actually have
Despite being a shitty SJW black supremacist movie glorified by libtards, here are some things this film has forgotten to add:
- Gays
- Disabled
- Furries
- Sand Niggers
- Spics
- Chinks
- The other 1 million genders
- Communism
- A worthwhile plot
|
Black Panther is part of a series on Visit the Media Portal for complete coverage. |