Johnathan Franklin Lerner

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Johnathan Franklin "cum churner" Lerner (also known as The-Hylian-metalhead) is an autistic jewish christfag that deserves an especially special Darwin award for also being worse than any other TTTE fan on DeviantART. We're not really complaining, as it only helps us along in sending him to the gas chambers much faster anyways. John "Tard Cum Churner" Lerner is famous for being an autistic manchild on DevianTART who is exceptionally obsessed with black metal and of all things related to Thomas the fucking tank engine, with a dosage of politics. As if it wasn't bad enough, the autist started taking political srsly and wanted to be a Fascist. So he took an online quiz... And got centrist. However this was not kewl enough for him to hang out with the popular kids, so he took it again and got Fascism. Only problem is that he's bisexual, a jew, and currently in a relationship to an ape, lol never mind he broke with the nignog.

He is probably one of the reasons Hitler killed himself, seeing this future manchild as one of the followers of his movement.

The Autism Train

Like all asspies, John had to be obsessed with some odd topic that makes others out him as one. However, unlike most autists choosing something beneficial like 2D animu girls and waifus, or perhaps something standard like FNAF and undertale. John took it up to be obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine. John tends to make rather funny memes about his particular interest, mostly of the demotivational poster variety or in outstandingly made photoshop images that shows the amount of effort he puts into life. The sad thing is that due to the content of his "art"(and we're using this term lightly) and how it takes almost no effort, the fucknugget has the AUDACITY to tell others they have to kiss his ass because he has Assburger's.

• This looks shopped...
  This looks shopped...
• No one would ever understand this
  No one would ever understand this
• He also uses another person's OC for the face; let that sink in
  He also uses another person's OC for the face; let that sink in
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  I don't even...

Now, it would usually end here, but Lerner takes this shit a step further. Lerner has an O.C called Daylight, which is really just a self insert. This O.C is not only generic and bland looking in personality and appearance wise, but the fact that Lerner unironically uses bases in the current year speaks for itself. He also mutilates parts from Kisakae for his O.C's hair, because apparently it takes too much effort to draw. Now here's the part where his "Daylight" OC comes into play. He has a exceptional wannabe anime series called "Shape Shifters Leage" (that's "leage" consistently spelled without and "U", for some reason) made alongside his friend mechatrain150. This is supposed to be some super badass project apparently, at least that's what we're getting from all the heavy metal that's involved with this. No one really knows the plot, besides the fact that the main character has a fetish for rape... No, we're not joking either. Also, (un)shockingly Lerner isn't as cute as his O.C IRL. He was stupid enough to take selfies of himself and post them on the interbuttz thinking that we care. Instead all he did was scare millions and millions of innocent viewers.

And as for his kawaii O.C....

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• What he thinks he looks like (notice the base)
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Becoming a Fascist

Last Thursday, Lerner thought to himself, "maybe Hitler was right after all", and decided to join the National Socialist movement. But, in order to show his deidcation to the cause, what could he possibly do? Attend events? March for his cause? Nah, he just decided to take a online political quiz... To only receive Centrism. This was not edgy enough for Lerner, so he took the test several more times, each time drifting farther and father to the right.

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  And third time...

At this point you may be wondering if he was making up answer on this political test to make him seem more radical then he really was since he sky-rocketed from centrist to far-right pretty fast. And you would be right. Lerner would later go on to admit that he was picking and choosing results he would think would land him a more radical result on the test to seem more edgy then he lets on. The only problem is that the asspie then thought it was his duty now to be the cool edgy fascist on DA.

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Being called out that he has no idea what he is doing

Now that he was a super cool fascist Lerner made the "National League of North America" his fictional fashy organization which he would now larp as. Once again he fucks it up like all things in his life. The peice of fanfic is one giant text block, there is no coherent plot to it, everything goes well for his kawaii bishie O.C, and the premise sounds like a five year old writing it ending with "lel I killed allthe musfags the end" This natrually ended in some criticisms of the work in question with one review summarizing the work here;

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He didn't take this to heart and just went on with his retarded views. The thing is if you expected Lerner to have a higher IQ then a candy necklace then you'd be wrong, and if you expected him to remain consistent you would also be wrong. For one thing despite being fascist Lerner revealed himself to be a kike and is friends with other wannabe fascist kike Missouri Patritiot AKA lord Elthibar. In honor of them being kikes made a special gift for the both of them to honor them being super special.

Done without any sense of irony.

It should also be noted that by his own admittance that Lerner is a literal faggot or at least bi and he prefers the dick. Though he couldn't do this right since even though he admits he prefers men he instead got something much worse.

Coal Burner

Johnathan realizing he is a pathetic manchild who faps to train engines making even weeaboos with their body pillows laugh at him got really depressed and though about an heroing. Sadly for us this never took place. Instead the fat neck-beard took to DA and started a journal asking if anyone would be his Girlfriend. Now most sane people ignored this watered down craigslist ad, as only the most desperate, fugliest, tardiest, user would ever sign up to such a proposition. Meet NINJAGOCOlE1234.

This is how he will save the white race.

This fat ass she-man she-boon nigger took up John's offer for being his cum bucket. Looking at her it can clearly be seen why as she did the Olympian task of looking uglier then the autistic OP in question. Like all autists she made a journal telling the world about her boyfriend. The funniest part though maybe be John's own summary of how this came to be.

“	Sis, a couple days ago I felt like I was getting no where in life. I was literally CRYING then because I have no Boyfriend or Girlfriend, and I was really desperate for one. And I am really tired of living in Okeechobee. So I was acting really stupid and made a journal asking if anyone wanted to be my Boyfriend/Girlfriend and the only one to reply and say yes was :iconninjagocole1234: she was really desperate as well.	„

The National League of America

Jonathan contacted an actual Fascist called The-Black-Legionary to help create a new Deviantart Fascist ideology, The National League of America. Now since Jonathan's art skills are limited to anime bases he relied on his "friend" for all other things from the flag to so called propaganda posters. Cum tard churner also created a Deviantart group called LGBT-Fascists in an attempt to get more serious Fascists to believe he was #theirguy. Eventually Johnathan's dad decided to tell his son that the holohoax was completely real Goy, which made him become a Libertarian once again and close down his Fashy alt ExtremelyBrutalDeath. Until Lerner became Fascist again a few months later. But Lerner had no clue about what Fascism actually entailed so he ended up making even more of a fool of himself.