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Inhalants are a drug for when you're too poor to even be able to afford real drugs or too retarded to know who to get them from. This is a category that pretty much covers any chemical shit that you can sniff. Glue? Obviously! Gasoline? Hell yes! Spraypaint? It's like candy! Shit? You better believe it! The panties of 16 year old Japanese schoolgirls? Sure, but only if they piss pure methylated spirits (and they always do!).

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Most canned inhalants are sprayed into a bag and then inhaled, because spraying them right down your throat might freeze your throat closed, which makes ancillary processes like breathing rather difficult. Inhalants are a universal sign of a person with nothing to lose. Anything containing petrochemicals can be inhaled and render the user a babbling, drooling retard for entire minutes. The price for such luxury? A few cents and a shit ton of brain cells that bail like so many rats on a sinking ship.

	“	hey its dave here, I Spray thru towel many fold over, but I think be damiging brain a bit and my body is all tingle	„

	“	Huffing axe through a towel. All I feel is dizzyness	„

	“	oi oi huffing aint neva caused brain permentant damge	„

	“	Petra M. discovers her son in the basement workshop, a plastic bag over his head. At first she believes a burglary. All basement windows are wide open. The 14-year-old is long dead, blood dripping from his mouth. Nico is suffocated inside. He died of a toxic shock associated with oxygen loss.	„

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People who work in the education sector are particularly susceptible to getting hooked on solvent abuse. It's all about stress and proximity. Look out for the tell-tale circle of blue or black ink around your teacher's nostril. If you notice this, shout, "For shame, you solvent snorting bitch!" at the top of your voice. You have a moral obligation to do this. Think of the children.

50 Shades of Spray

Air Duster

Drug of choice of native populations, juggalos, and other subhumans with insufficient social skills to score drugs. Air dusters contain all sorts of carcinogenic shit that feels about as good as it smells and tastes. The effects of inhaling include euphoria, lightheadedness, and vomiting caused by all the shit 3M puts in airdusters to keep idiots from breathing airduster instead of air.

Freon

Freon is a stroke-inducing good time that is bad for both you and the environment. It was all the rage until, like pot, rock, and waging war, hippies ruined the fun. They spat out all sorts of CO2 bitching about how Freon ate the atmosphere like a Thai child eats dicks, and it got banned for most applications in the 80's. But even today, in certain neighborhoods, it is still possible to find the odd junky taking apart an air conditioner for the Freon instead of the copper. Such beasts should be stabbed in the eye on pure principal, followed by removal of whatever salable organs not

ruined by the Freon.

Gasoline

Common gasoline (petrol to the Brits) is a readily available, highly potent, and extremely safe inhalant drug. If it were really that dangerous, it would have been banned, so no worries about a five day bender. The gasoline high is unlike any other, like the best parts of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and PCP, without all the driving around to find them. In fact, any driving around would just waste precious gasoline better served by inhaling. It is safe exactly because it isn't a compressed spray, meaning it lacks all the harmful propellants of products like air dusters.

Spray Paint

Spray paint is bad news. Heroin track marks are easy enough to hide, but if all your mouth parts are covered in shiny gold spray paint, people are going to catch on quick. Some of the best mugshots of all time are of people still visibly blasted off their asses from spray paint, looking like especially stoned clowns from the future with their metallic face paint. The reason you will see so much metallic spraypaint being inhaled is because all of the shiny bits take more tasty solvent to keep them from clumping up, and this solvent is what fucks you up.

Poppers

Poppers (also known as the goatse drug) is used exclusively by faggots during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their ass. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will magically expand and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and orgasm potency so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out.

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Ryan loves his gas

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