Leicester Helicopter Pwnage

The Leicester Helicopter Crash was a hilarious, random happening in October of 2018, which added a bit of drama and lulz to an otherwise shitty, uneventful year (with far less of the war, terrorism and political drama that made the early and mid 2010s so fun).

At 20:30, the 27th of October, 2018, a helicopter entered the King Power Stadium in Leicester where the asian owner of Leicester City FC, Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha, had finished entertaining a bunch of normies with football and alcoholism.

After picking up his drug dealer and two whores, Big Man Vichai boarded his chopper and left the stadium. Eager to impress Vichai and his hoes, the pilot Eric Swaffer decided to show off some of his mad flying skillz, in the hopes of getting his wick wet in some asian pussy. It is believed that Swaffer learnt stunt skills in the same way as Richard Russel, namely from "sum videogames".

Predictably, Swaffer lost control of the aircraft and soon realised he was going to die a virgin. Desperate for one last act of vengeance against the society that had wronged him, Swaffer attempted to remake 9/11 by flying the helicopter into the stands of the stadium to take out some chads and staceys. But he failed at this too and cried like a little pussy faggot as the chopper bitch slammed into the car park and sent all five worthless shitstains straight to hell in a ball of fire.

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