Talk:Chicken Smoothie

Something possibly lulz worthy:

On July 20, 2011, a Chicken Smoothie user, called 'Koaten', created Sock Puppet account, named 'Kuchiku', and posted shocker photos on high-traffic threads along with yiff drawings, then proceeded with sending it to the mods and admins.

While the mods were either too busy pawing off or didn't have the power to ban, Kuchiku proceeded with flooding random and highly-illiterate roleplay threads with more stuff, to which the mods deleted one-by-one. Finally, after approximately 6 hours, an old admin (Can't remember the name; let's call him 'Subject001'), who hasn't moderated or even logged in for the past year, decides to leave his dark corner in his mom's basement to respond to the desperate pleas and excessive |caps abuse of his inexperienced mods. Subject001 then banned Koaten's sock puppet account and found his real IP address - - due to Koaten's newfagism in using a transparent proxy rather than an anonymous proxy - - and gave it a permaban. 

Koaten then tried playing innocent and sent a message to Nick, the site-founder's brother, asking why he was banned, to which Nick responded with blackmail, sending, "You have been reported to the FBI's Internet Crime Complaint Center for your posting of pornography to a game website for minors. I hope you enjoy your prison time."

I'm just newfag; I'm too awesome to know where to put this.  — Preceding comment added by Furnonimous (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Intro

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Every CS user's wet dream.

Users

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CS users are very proficient in mathematics.

Forum

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OMG U INSULTED JAYSUS AND MADE HIM CRAI U GO TO HELL WITH THE BIBLE.

Admins

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One of Nick's beautiful creations

Artists

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Typical CS pet design

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I shit you not, these are passed as two completely different designs.

Gallery of Chicken Smoothie's Traced Art About missing Pics

• Interesting, users were told these lines were retired for stylistic reasons
  Interesting, users were told these lines were retired for stylistic reasons
• These are still in use though
  These are still in use though
• Artistic integrity, right here
  Artistic integrity, right here
• Foxes too!
  Foxes too!

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• And another traced horse
  And another traced horse

Mods

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A CS mod trying to be funny.

Sorren Fey

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Sorren: Just That Cool.

Gallery

Lulzy Screenshots About missing Pics

• The general hivemind of the otherkin thread. It's almost too terrifying to laugh at.
  The general hivemind of the otherkin thread. It's almost too terrifying to laugh at.
• Jesusfaggotry at its artistic finest.
  Jesusfaggotry at its artistic finest.
• Sorren Fey, talking about the serious business that is CS art.
  Sorren Fey, talking about the serious business that is CS art.
• The image in question. That's totally art theft.
  The image in question. That's totally art theft.

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• More Otherkin asshattery.
  More Otherkin asshattery.
• I always knew where babies came from, even when I was one
  I always knew where babies came from, even when I was one
• the private lives of otherkin
  the private lives of otherkin
• Someone shoot this fuckwit.
  Someone shoot this fuckwit.
• more on the breeding habits of otherkin
  more on the breeding habits of otherkin
• my friends call me crazy because I bite them all the time
  my friends call me crazy because I bite them all the time
• Seriously.
  Seriously.
• And you die a little more inside.
  And you die a little more inside.
• YOU LIKE WOLVES OR YOU GET OUT OF MY THREAD. NO DIFFERENT OPINIONS ALLOWED.
  YOU LIKE WOLVES OR YOU GET OUT OF MY THREAD. NO DIFFERENT OPINIONS ALLOWED.
• Quick guise! I think I might be catching Nonconformity Syndrome!
  Quick guise! I think I might be catching Nonconformity Syndrome!
• DOES NOT COMPUTE. Also how does one didget pic?
  DOES NOT COMPUTE. Also how does one didget pic?
• He sees you when you're sleeping...
  He sees you when you're sleeping...
• Free art is good art!!11!11!!1!
  Free art is good art!!11!11!!1!
• Says the queen of bullshit spewtery.
  Says the queen of bullshit spewtery.
• Raping their cats is a pastime of CS. See what spelling does to one's context?
  Raping their cats is a pastime of CS. See what spelling does to one's context?
• What.
  What.
• Don't you dare offer critique on how to improve someone's art!!
  Don't you dare offer critique on how to improve someone's art!!
• Haters gonna hate.
  Haters gonna hate.
• I'd much rather pretend my art is good than hear tips on how to improve!
  I'd much rather pretend my art is good than hear tips on how to improve!
• And the drawing and critique that caused so much BAWWW.
  And the drawing and critique that caused so much BAWWW.
• They're vampires too!
  They're vampires too!
• Tess covers her tracks after this article was discovered, unwilling to admit that her site is built on bullshit lies.
  Tess covers her tracks after this article was discovered, unwilling to admit that her site is built on bullshit lies.
• It's so disrespectful to not believe in our religion! Geez.
  It's so disrespectful to not believe in our religion! Geez.
• Srsly.
  Srsly.
• Kamaliah: defender of over-reacting drama llamas everywhere.
  Kamaliah: defender of over-reacting drama llamas everywhere.
• wait? bugs are animals?
  wait? bugs are animals?
• kuwaizair is stupid, she thinks bugs are animals
  kuwaizair is stupid, she thinks bugs are animals
• CS users care about all animals
  CS users care about all animals
• how to be cool on chicken smoothie
  how to be cool on chicken smoothie
• ebil hyooomannnz!
  ebil hyooomannnz!
• A pet expert shows their skills
  A pet expert shows their skills
• don't buy products crula to animullss
  don't buy products crula to animullss
• I don't comprehend
  I don't comprehend
• Malk at her finest.
  Malk at her finest.
• don't tell her not to back yard breed
  don't tell her not to back yard breed
• the right way to deal with bigots
  the right way to deal with bigots
• Cutting up your pets is the kindest thing you can do.
  Cutting up your pets is the kindest thing you can do.
• The sound of fat chicks walking is hot
  The sound of fat chicks walking is hot
• her eyes really glow in the dark people
  her eyes really glow in the dark people
• Omnivore unicorn lol
  Omnivore unicorn lol
• Omgee! They copied my soooo original fursona wolf! BAAAAWWW
  Omgee! They copied my soooo original fursona wolf! BAAAAWWW
• The logic fail
  The logic fail
• child appropriate topic
  child appropriate topic
• cool story bro
  cool story bro
• a CS users is oppressed
  a CS users is oppressed
• cs users know their stuff
  cs users know their stuff
• true story, don't dismiss the possibility!
  true story, don't dismiss the possibility!
• look at me!
  look at me!
• so cute!
  so cute!
• give them credit, they know other animals but wolves exist
  give them credit, they know other animals but wolves exist
• sociopaths don't always abuse animals, not all animal abuses are psychopaths
  sociopaths don't always abuse animals, not all animal abuses are psychopaths
• .......
  .......
• typical RP on CS
  typical RP on CS
• mommy got me the wrong dog! bawww
  mommy got me the wrong dog! bawww
• poor thing! :(
  poor thing! :(
• stop the abuse!
  stop the abuse!

• Mr.Jonzz 20:04, 7 September 2013 (EDT)