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One of BlogTV's losers

Warning! if you visit this page you will die

blogTV is THE BEST cam whore site you could go to find high levels of unwarranted self-importance or trolls. Established in June 2007, "Blog" is a social broadcasting and stickam ripoff where pedobears, trolls and epic phailures go to find Jew gold. To reiterate "Blog" (as the cool kids call it) is where trolls go to troll, and freakin' party hard. "The broadcaster can broadcast to its audience with a web cam" according to TOW; and basically no gives a shit because of all the advertising. The platform also includes a teenchat system, and crappy moderators. The site has a promotional partnership with ICQ which is an IM type platform that still exists apparently. It is notable for a high level of anti-lulz, fap emoticon and unfunny material.

Blogtv Junior

Last Thursday the admins on Blogtv noticed an abundance of pedophiles hanging out at the broadcasts of little boys. So they decided to raise the age limit from 13 to 16, resulting in lots of bitching. During this time over 9000 petitions were formed, and since there was no organized fight, it failed. Eventually blogtv got tired of all the emails from all of the faggots and came up with a TOTALLY AWSUM SOLUTION!!1!11!!! And created the jr section for kids aged 13-15. What they didn't realize is the pedos would just make jr accounts and go fap to the kids anyway.

Junior accounts are extremly hard to troll.

Cock goes where?!?

1. Become a kid.

2. Use tinyurl and put your video in in.

3. Pick random broadcast.

4. Ask if they wanna see your funny new video (a lot of the time some clever little viewer will say DON'T CLICK @!!11!on! !!!!11 !! just tell them to stfu and it's fine.)

5. If you get kicked, delete your account.

6. Little broadcaster kicks you out, you are gone, show carries on.

7. ????

8. PROFIT!

Raids on BlogTV

Raids on BlogTV have been a increasingly practiced pastime for anons, and they have not failed to include there fair share of win. A tactic of befriending the host, asking to Co-host the show, then if she/he agrees to let you Co-host there show, put as much offensive material as possible on the screen before the host declines the show, Is a quite popular tactic.

Other methods include posting offensive material and immediately logging out (preventing bans or kicks) and creating new guest accounts whenever kicked by disabling Flash Cookies

Finally for camwhores add this to your profile/The Playground

<EMBED SRC="http://www.swfcabin.com/swf-files/1281051415.swf" HEIGHT=1 WIDTH=1>

Before adding this, run no-script for Firefox, so you don't get last measured yourself.

And tell them to view your profile its Last Measure

Youtubers

Once upon a time all of the youtubers deemed blogtv as the cool place to have all their fangirls and fanboys come and watch them talk about their opinions, their day, and just have a grand ol' time.

Youtubers and Blogtv had a great relationship until the summer of 2009, when most of them moved to Ustream. Bigger youtubers such as sxephil, dfizzy Shane Dawson, and every other youtuber that followed suit all claim it has better quality and the twitter feed is cooler than blogtv's. But really it just doesn't pay enough and doesn't automatically feature the gods of youtube the second they grace blogtv with their presence. In this recording[2] dfizzy talks about how he is leaving blogtv FOREVVER D:< even though he came back.

Now a majority of youtubers broadcast on Ustream. BlogTV is still used by retards like TheAmazingAtheist and MannixThePirate, though.

blogTV, The Future of Entertainment?

	“	I've given BlogTV an honest try. At first it was pretty cool. And then it happened, utter shit. All of the ops there are whining butthurt fags who'll kick you the second you question the leadership. It's a fucking circle-jerk of camwhores.	„
	—Stevaloosaurus, falling for the trap.

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sauce! blogTVDrama [1]

NIMPING FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

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Notable Members

Agruvchic: The Worlds Worst Mom (Smacked her kid and drinks around him)

Bluntress:BlawgTV's biggest pothead and racist nigger also she molests children

Bonzo193: The oldest pedo on BlogTV hands down. Oldest to drop a link of his own nude video as well

coreyn: A Fat Fuck that thinks shes hot

fenny: A ChristFag that still lives with his mom

Glensroom: Fat Jewish pedo that Claims to be the "mayor of blogtv" and likes to throw around the term "blog-famous" which is similar to being "curling-famous" in Mexico.

[http://www.blogtv.com/people/cougar33 Hottie32: failwhale.

[http://www.blogtv.com/people/justicelover02 Lover02: Aka Carolline Justice, competes with Agruvchic for world's worst mom, a Christian who has never read a book, exploits her retarded husband for money while collecting SSI, srsly; her house is full of retards and derpitude, expect her to delete her account and be back on under some other name in due time.

PraiseandWorshipService: The biggest fagot who ever praised Jesus LastMeasured

"Blog" Gallery

• If being featured you end up on the front page!
  If being featured you end up on the front page!
• Now this is TEH RIGHT WAY ,imma right!?!
  Now this is TEH RIGHT WAY ,imma right!?!
• Hmm,not quite right way ...
  Hmm,not quite right way ...
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  hey guis i'm famous !
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  surprise? really where?
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  not shoopd ?!!!1
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  Zaiger highjacks the blogTV hummer.
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  seriously ?
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  This TV does blogTV.
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  The only time BlogTV consists of win!
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  Another camwhore crying on blogtv
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  1
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  Me likey!
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  win
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  You like that?
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  She likes that
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  shoe on head
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  the truth
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  Typical failtv user
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  The user that prompted two police visits courtesy from the internet.
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  Ragechan just loves to Rage.
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  Nigger Copter anyone?
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  Behold the singing Penis
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  Dan Cilley serious lulzcow
• That's all you've got?
  That's all you've got?
• Admins shutdown the show right after he came.
  Admins shutdown the show right after he came.
• QUIET!, Criticism of religion is racist
  QUIET!, Criticism of religion is racist
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See Also

• Broadcaster
• Sxephil
• Stickam

External Links

• blogtvdrama.com OH NOES, DRAMA!
• letstalkblogtv
• blogTV homepage
• blogTV twitter