Coward

Cowards are often encountered on the internet. Sometimes, the cowardice is obvious, as when an internet tough guy blusters knowing that no one can find him in his mother's basement. Other times, it's really obvious, as with anonymous pussies. Good example dalhusky.

Sheep in wolf's clothing thinks he's tough

Coward is an especially popular insult during political debate. Hawks can be accused of cowardice because they are on the internet instead of chewing out the enemy's jugular vein; doves can be accused of cowardice because they are hippie fops who couldn't win an arm-wrestling match with Martha Stewart.

Cowering in a Corner

• The Left Coaster Forum
  • "So instead of looking to a CLEAR UNEQUIVOCAL CONSTITUTIONAL OBLIGATION of the president, Nero Jr., his demented advisors, and his crazed, jingoist, cowardly, know-nothing cultists advance the preposterous idea that the 'Commander in Chief' apparently isn't required to faithfully execute the Laws." --euzoious
• The Left Coaster Forum
  • "You're a fucking coward. Go wallow in fear, sissy bitch." --GodofWar
• Best and Worst: Rate this ballot
  • "So not going to war for your country to me means you're a fucking coward. And that's directed to all the pro war bush chicken shits." --isay
• The Betamax Guillotine Blog
  • "If you can mock anyone's death, you're a fucking coward who probably kicks puppies and hits babies since neither can fight back."
• Afghanastan Government News Board
  • "remember thw 6000 lost at the W T C. how can you not want to nuke em... you are true cowards..." --John and Simon
• DeviantART Phalen
  • "Yeah, you do that, come over here and do that.. oh wait. you won't. Why, BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD. Huh? what? come here? come on, do it, where's the curage behind the words huh? AND I CAN USE CAPS TOO! DON'T THAT MAKE ME SOUND SCARIER!!!!! oh yeah, that's right piece of useless garbage."-- Phalen

See Also

• Ad hominem
• Oldmencrying.com
• Super Mensa