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The '''[[Ducks|duck]]face''' is essentially [[Fat girl angle shot]] [[Electric Boogaloo|2.0]]. It is done in an attempt to appear "cute" or "hot" on [[MySpace]] or [[Facebook]] or [[Bebo]] or [[social networking|whatever-the-fuck]]. It seems to be a new, mutated strain of [[Internet disease]] that is most commonly seen with [[16 year-old girls|16 year-old]] [[scene]] [[girl]]s and [[guido]]s, but sometimes it can afflict [[cougar]]s, [[fag]]s, and even [[children]]. | The '''[[Ducks|duck]]face''' is essentially [[Fat girl angle shot]] [[Electric Boogaloo|2.0]]. It is done in an attempt to appear "cute" or "hot" on [[MySpace]] or [[Facebook]] or [[Bebo]] or [[social networking|whatever-the-fuck]]. It seems to be a new, mutated strain of [[Internet disease]] that is most commonly seen with [[16 year-old girls|16 year-old]] [[scene]] [[girl]]s and [[guido]]s, but sometimes it can afflict [[cougar]]s, [[fag]]s, and even [[children]]. | ||
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Revision as of 16:34, 31 May 2011

The duckface is essentially Fat girl angle shot 2.0. It is done in an attempt to appear "cute" or "hot" on MySpace or Facebook or Bebo or whatever-the-fuck. It seems to be a new, mutated strain of Internet disease that is most commonly seen with 16 year-old scene girls and guidos, but sometimes it can afflict cougars, fags, and even children.
Controversy
Some argue that duckface is actually attractive, and it is not to be confused with kissy lips, which is an entirely different phenomenon. Neither is it FGAS, because there are some IRL duckfaces that are pretty hot. This has sparked some minor controversy in that fat girls try to look like a hot IRL duckface OL by putting on the duckface look themselves, and ultimately failing at hawt. The truth of the matter is that fatties are only attractive to other fatties and chubby chasers, although you'd know this if you weren't a faggot.
How-To



Quack!
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No matter how hard you try, your non-lips won't suddenly appear and make you pretty.
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Oh hi, fat man.
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Even the cat doesn't like it.
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EVE Online duckface.
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Wait... what?
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Chicago Cubs edition
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Clyde Cash does it.
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Duckface Boxxy
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Loli duckface.
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Duckface + FGA = ultimate cheekbone enhancement on a fatty.
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Lol, Tammi Reynolds.
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Run, Josh, run!
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He really looks like a duck!
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STFU? Hope she means herself.
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What gender is it?
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Goddamn!
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LOL I'M SO CASH!
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Colon 3-chan
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how do i duckfaced niggers?
See Also
- Afroduck
- Fat girl angle shot
- Internet disease
- Trying too hard
- High contrast
- Low contrast
- MySpace
- Bebo
- Attention whore
- Orangeskin
- Scene
- Oompa Loompas
- 16 year-old girls

