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Gryphons can also be disguised as [[gays|gay men]] from a [[Mozambique|far away land]]. If you attempt to befriend a Gryphon, you will be [[raped]] and have to resort to the [[Waaaambulance]] for immediate help... unless you're a [[furry]] and like it like that. | Gryphons can also be disguised as [[gays|gay men]] from a [[Mozambique|far away land]]. If you attempt to befriend a Gryphon, you will be [[raped]] and have to resort to the [[Waaaambulance]] for immediate help... unless you're a [[furry]] and like it like that. | ||
Griffin is also the last name of Peter Griffin from ''Family Guy''. "My name is... Pea....Tear...Griffin." | [[faggot|Griffin is also the last name of Peter Griffin from ''Family Guy''. "My name is... Pea....Tear...Griffin."]] | ||
==Idiots Who Think They Are Gryphons== | ==Idiots Who Think They Are Gryphons== | ||
Revision as of 03:35, 15 October 2011

A gryphon is a mythological furry creature with the head of an eagle, the body of a lion, and the brain of a 16-year-old girl. It also likes boys with wands.
The only people who spell it with a "y" are furries, otherkin and anglophiles under the delusion that misspelling words makes them more magical.
Gryphons can also be disguised as gay men from a far away land. If you attempt to befriend a Gryphon, you will be raped and have to resort to the Waaaambulance for immediate help... unless you're a furry and like it like that.
Idiots Who Think They Are Gryphons