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'''Cubby''' (aka Jase Edward Squires) is a 26 year old [[closeted|effeminate]] [[redneck|southern]] radio talk show "interviewer" for [http://www.961thebeat.com/main.html WIBT-FM/Charlotte 96.1, The Beat] in [[North Carolina]]. More importantly, he's one of the more recent sources of [[anti-lulz]] on the tubes and even moar proof of the [[Numa Numa|destructive]] power of [[Dogshit|viral video]]. Cubby is basically an even poorer man's version of a <s>[[Jackass|Steveo]]</s> [[Smpfilms|Mrsafety]], a much more [[harpoons|bloated]], [[bear|hairy]], and [[talentless|desperate]] one, devoid of any actual redeemable [[Fat|qualities]]. His recent video titled "Cubby dances to Beyonce Single Ladies" - you know, that overplayed shitty song they spoofed on [[SNL]]? - became quite popular on [[YouTube|JewTube]] due to large numbers of bored [[loser]]s needing a quick laugh before they got back to watching ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[Naruto]]'' episodes.  
'''Cubby''' (aka Jase Edward Squires) is a 26 year old [[closeted|effeminate]] [[redneck|southern]] radio talk show "interviewer" for [http://www.961thebeat.com/main.html WIBT-FM/Charlotte 96.1, The Beat] in [[North Carolina]]. More importantly, he's one of the more recent sources of [[anti-lulz]] on the tubes and even moar proof of the [[Numa Numa|destructive]] power of [[Dogshit|viral video]]. Cubby is basically an even poorer man's version of a <s>[[Jackass|Steveo]]</s> [[Smpfilms|Mrsafety]], a much more [[harpoons|bloated]], [[bear|hairy]], and [[talentless|desperate]] one, devoid of any actual redeemable [[Fat|qualities]]. His recent video titled "Cubby dances to Beyonce Single Ladies" - you know, that overplayed shitty song they spoofed on [[SNL]]? - became quite popular on [[YouTube|JewTube]] due to large numbers of bored [[loser]]s needing a quick laugh before they got back to watching ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[Naruto]]'' episodes.  


<center>'''The Video:'''<br />{{frame|<youtube>0_lrKhmx2WU</youtube><br /><center>'''I see a sock.'''</center>|color=#C0C0C0}}</center>
<center>'''The Video:'''<br />{{frame|<youtube>0_lrKhmx2WU</youtube><br /><center>'''I see a sock.'''</center>|border=#C0C0C0|background=#C0C0C0}}</center>


==Cubby's [[Old Media|15 minutes]]==
==Cubby's [[Old Media|15 minutes]]==


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[[Image:Cubby with Perez Hilton.jpg|thumb|right|Cubby with an even [[Perez Hilton|bigger faggot]].]]
[[Image:Cubby with Perez Hilton.jpg|thumb|right|Cubby with an even [[Perez Hilton|bigger faggot]].]]


<center>{{frame|{{fv|Cubbyvids2|background-color: #C0C0C0;|font-weight: bold;|font-color= #C0C0C0;|<youtube>zmwVcJ3PSyc</youtube><center>'''Cubby takes his fail to the streets.</center>|<youtube>2EbgqZVx-p4</youtube><center>Cubby wants to work at Hooters.</center>|<youtube>65KlaBKZAjw</youtube><center>Cubby dresses up as a turkey for people to shoot at him.</center>}}|color=#C0C0C0}}</center>
<center>{{frame|{{fv|Cubbyvids2|background-color: #C0C0C0;|font-weight: bold;|font-color= #C0C0C0;|<youtube>zmwVcJ3PSyc</youtube><center>'''Cubby takes his fail to the streets.</center>|<youtube>2EbgqZVx-p4</youtube><center>Cubby wants to work at Hooters.</center>|<youtube>65KlaBKZAjw</youtube><center>Cubby dresses up as a turkey for people to shoot at him.</center>}}|border=#C0C0C0|background=#C0C0C0}}</center>


==External Links==
==External Links==

Revision as of 01:24, 31 May 2011


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Cubby (aka Jase Edward Squires) is a 26 year old effeminate southern radio talk show "interviewer" for WIBT-FM/Charlotte 96.1, The Beat in North Carolina. More importantly, he's one of the more recent sources of anti-lulz on the tubes and even moar proof of the destructive power of viral video. Cubby is basically an even poorer man's version of a Steveo Mrsafety, a much more bloated, hairy, and desperate one, devoid of any actual redeemable qualities. His recent video titled "Cubby dances to Beyonce Single Ladies" - you know, that overplayed shitty song they spoofed on SNL? - became quite popular on JewTube due to large numbers of bored losers needing a quick laugh before they got back to watching Family Guy and Naruto episodes.

The Video:


I see a sock.

Cubby's 15 minutes


Cubby on CNN

Cubby Gets His Fat Ass Arrested

A popular expression for Cubby whilst in prison.

Cubby was recently arrested for an on-air radio prank wherein he boarded a middle school bus at the behest of the other douche bag radio show hosts. Since Cubby has virtually no self-respect, and will basically do anything anyone tells him due his desperate need for acceptance, he decided to go along with it and was later arrested and charged with causing a disturbance. He was released on a 1k bond.

Cubby Milks It For Everything It's Worth

Cubby with an even bigger faggot.

Cubby takes his fail to the streets.

Cubby wants to work at Hooters.

Cubby dresses up as a turkey for people to shoot at him.

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External Links

Cubby doesn't like the ladies.

Videos

See Also

Cubby is part of a series on YouTube.

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People

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Methods

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End Result

Kill yourself • Hide the Evidence • Ragequit

See Also

White Knighting • Done with ED • Final solution • Free Speech

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