FunnyJunk

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Funnyjunk ... well they got the junk part right ...

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The admin of the site, telling the the 13 year olds of funnyjunk the truth. Drama is sure to insue.

Funnyjunk.com used to be a pretty decent website for posting funny pictures and videos, but was eventually infected with the same cancer as /b/. It has many many retoasts, but most of which end up being funny, this site lost alot of OC and is bombarded with reposts, but then again the sites main goal is to post content that people view funny, why is that so bad? PROTIP:The Admin's Phone Number is most likely 1(225)-289-2834. Have fun! Make sure to thank him!

Truth: There is nothing funny, clever, interesting, or remotely humane about the shitstack that is "funnyjunk." The above explanatory paragraph was left to serve as an example of the finely distilled faggotry that runs rampant in this swamp. Middle school fucks and the like scrape the worthless leftovers from b/'s b/oot and masturbate over it like red-injuns masturbate to fire-water. The rest of their time is spent creating words like "retoast" to really put the aftertaste of butthole in your mouth. If you love the feeling of picking fursuit hairs out of your teeth after waking up in the ice box outside a 7/11, you'll love funnyjunk.

"Funny" Content

• Overused/Forced Memes: Some of the content on funnyjunk consists of forced and overused memes, causing their glorious death on this and other sites. Some of the memes that have died on the internet with funnyjunk are RageGuy, Sparta, Over 9000, Advice Dog (and it's million fucing spinoffs). Since using dead memes is the only way to be voted up on funnyjunk, the website's front page looks like a fucking advice dog factory exploded.

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Utter bullshit forced memes from failfags.

Stolen and reposted on FunnyJunk so you can see it for the fucking tenth time in a day. OH WAIT, C&H is disallowed on Funnyjunk now for copyright reasons.

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The possibly only good thing on Funnyjunk.com.

• Reposts: Mildly humorous images that had the potential to have entertainment value, although thumb whores decided it would only be fair to post them over and over until everyone on the internet have seen the image. Once the Facebook community has made a Like / Fanpage of the picture, your IRL community has seen the image about 3 months AFTER the internet decided that the fad sucked, and will think they are cool and start using it IRL. An example of this is posting THE SAME FUCKING STARE DAD COMP EVERY DAY

• Original Comics: Besides the forced memes, the aspies of funnyjunk make their own really, really, really, really, really fucking shitty comics. Every single comic is made with MS paint. No joke. The admin even made an MS paint tutorial for the website. Srsly. These Comics on range from unfunny to fail, drawn by 13-year old boys consisting of overused memes in an attempt to make them funny. These comics will be posted on funnyjunk as if it's fucking DeviantArt and will be followed by the typical truthers who will say they're not funny or badly drawn, and the faggots who will try to defend the comic makers, only for the comic maker to post a comment that either says "It's my style" or just "STFU." These comics will typically get 1000+ thumbs (Thumbs are the currency on Funnyjunk, the moar you hav, teh kewler u r), and as soon as they do a subsequent rant comic will be posted in response saying "Funnyjunk isn't funny anymore," (old news bro) drawn in MS Paint, and at the end they'll repost a picture in order to make it "Funny." This cycle repeats indefinitely until the users have successfully completed their Cancer Orgy and go to bed

The Funnyjunk Community

• Newfags stealing from b/
• 13 year old boys.
• Basement Dwellers.
• Ex-tarts posting OC MS Paint comics.
• You
• Normal people that arnt insane like b/
• Ex-/b/tards
• Faggots obsessing over blue text

How the cancer came to be

At least 100 years ago, Funnyjunk was actually good; but then gradually got filled with drama and unfunny newfags as with the rest of the internet such as b/. Fun Fact: Over the websites history, the background color has changed. Since all funnyjunk users actually give a shit about that.

• Yellow- Entertaining
• Green- Cancer sets in
• Black- Cancer has completely taken over. 50% MS Paint drawings by 13 year olds who think they are funny and the rest are either compilations, thumb up whores, reposts, and shit nobody cares about.

Drama

Teen drama has been arising in the site. Some fags who are "famous" decided they hated each other because they couldn't decide who was going to buttfuck who. So of course they decided to make pictures that had butthurt lulzy drama in its pixels. And of course when they're too lazy to make pictures they make comments on how the other is a faggot. Drama and lulz are sure to spark from the 13 year old masses. The fail can be witnessed here: [1] please make sure to not click the link if you value your IQ or any intelligence of any sorts.

The drama will most likely continue all the way up to next Thursday. Since the 13 year old masses are sure to get bored and go back to fapping to their mediocre NSFW section.

Also, the admin of FJ constantly shows emotions making him look like a total pussy by saying the people on FJ is his only friends and without them he would be depressed. The admin constantly change the script for "admin" into stupid shit, for the moment it turns out you've written "father" instead of "admin" wich is fucking bollocks.

Internet Pranks

FunnyJunk often prides themselves in thinking they were the ones pulled various internet pranks on ****** ******, such as:

• OMFG ****** ****** IS DEAD!!!!111!!1ONE
• Sending him to North Korea (As well as sending the Jo Bros to Somalia)

While yes, they did participate to some degree, they often jump into the game in the fourth quarter after the rest of the interwebs has had their fun. When Funny Junk saw that 4chan had gotten all the credit for sending Mr.****** to Best Korea, they responded with "OMFG WTF OMGOMGOMG I CAN'T BELIVE 4CHAN GOT ALL TEH CREDITZ OMG NO IT WAS FUNNYJUNK!1!1!!" 4chan apparently thinks we were like, but in actuallity we were more like "Thank you 4chan" and we didnt really actually pay that much attention to it and had like 1-2 posts on it that got front page. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

FunnyJunk Public Enemies

Like any site, there are always trolls who lurk around and disrupt the flow of things. Funnyjunk has had a few. All of whom which at one point, spread chaos around. Few of these trolls became notorious in spreading the lulz because all of which were dinzens of /b/ who frequented Funnyjunk to piss off the new breed of cancer that will soon take over. These trolls have also been successful at trolling the admin aswell. During a time when Funnyjunk wasn't as strict as now, it was easy for trolls to practice their activities. Bans were issued directly to the IP adress, but the admin like the fucktard he is, forgot to take into consideration that they hid behind 7 proxies. When accounts ban were issued, the trolls simply made other accounts or stayed anon to further engage in their endevors. No matter how bad the admin tried, he could not get rid of the trolls that were terrorizing his beloved users. Over 9000 site updates later, Funnyjunk became a inferior /b/ that operates as a police state filled with cancer. Trolling on funnyjunk has became harder and harder that trolls have literally stopped trying and deemed it as not worth it. You'll know the amount of mass faggotry on a world wide scale when trolls don't even bother to troll on your website.

• DannyP- By far one of the most infamous and well known epic trolls that ever skulked around funnyjunk. Simply a 28 year old man who took the moniker of a fat kid. All pictures he had post caused quite a controversy amongst the users that they would leave hate comments by the hundreds and by the thousands on his profile page. Most pictures were photoshoops of the fat kid in various scenarios and famous celebrities. Like every other photo on Funnyjunk, there wasn't anything particularly funny or lulzy about his postings. Any normal person would have disregarded his photos as just out right pointless, but as usual, funnyjunk users raged and all thought alike. DannyP's reputation had reached to almost a legendary status, that even so much as mentioning his name could get a user b&. As a retaliation, funnyjunk users inferior brain complex began to function as one and tried to troll DannyP by creating accounts such as "DannyPsBrother", "KillDannyP", "DannyPsCat", and so on. This in fact generated more lulz as the accounts had backfired. DannyP was insecure though, he has banned a few users for trolling him successfully (one being Mr.Hands). Had the 13 year olds used this tactic as well as ignoring him, he wouldn't have been the successful troll of funnyjunk that he is(was). Finally after the millionth update, the admin did a swift crackdown on all trolls and slammed the ban hammer on DannyP's ass back to his basement. The aftermath saw the suppose return of DannyP when a few accounts were created, but all failed at creating the lulz and drama as the real DannyP had.

• Mr.Hands- a basement dwelling furfag bisexual troll who named himself after the faggot who had another guy record him being fucked in the ass by a huge horse cock, Mr.Hands. He first came out during the DannyP era. From post to post, profile to profile, and too his favorite grounds; scratchpad, Mr.Hands would always leave a comment such ass inviting people to his barn to suck some thick throbbing horse meat, fucking horses, being fucked by horses, etc etc. His photos were also the object of great lulz. His content consisted of pics of the original Mr.Hands and the snap shot of the horse dick penetrating his anus. Gifs that were posted by said troll were you guess, horse penises a swell as a clip of the 2guys1horse video. Many funnyjunkers raged at his comments and content, like the poor stupid feeble minded immature pricks the users are, they took action against him by leaving a few hateful comments and begged their admin god to slam his mighty ban hammer on the troll. This actually drew Mr.Hands attention to the whinny users and soon they felt the mighty slam of horse cock on their profile and uploads. One of Mr.Hands whipping boys who made the wrong choice to feed the troll was a user by the name of JackSchidt, who try to be an internet tough guy, also claimed not to be afraid of /b/, and sucked the admin's cock every chance he had. Like a pussy he is, JackSchidt cried to the admin begging to ban Mr.Hands. He even had his friends intervene which made it worse as they soon had pictures of horse cock lacing their accounts as well. JackSchidt cried again to the admin and Mr.Hands started to troll the admin on his own profile making him an epic troll. Admin took action and banned Mr.Hands, but weeks later came back in a new account name, KennethPinyan and resumed his trolling activities by terrorizing JackSchidt and the rest of the users, including the admin. Admin banned the account and then yet again, returned too reek havoc on the site continuously until he gave up and fucked off for good.

• MsBlueWaffle- considered to be one of the most brilliant trolls to ever grace FunnyJunk with her presence. MsBlueWaffle didn't have to upload anything to invoke the fire storm of anger in all the FunnyJunk users. This troll went on top rated content of the day to greet the thread with her presence. Literally, all her comments consisted of was "Hi don't mind me I'm just passing by. Have a nice day". With that being said, the avatar photo that she used was the actual blue waffle jpeg. During the initial election of the FunnyJunk mascot, the fucking flying bacon sandwhich, Ms.BlueWaffle made an uninviting appearance on the thread and announced that she will be running to be the new FunnyJunk mascot. This caused massive amount of butthurt and drama within the site. Many complaints were dumped on the admin's profile with the lot of the saying "I'm 12 years old and what is this?". The admin took action and banned MsBluwWaffle for a week. During this ban, another account was created called MrBlueWaffle which claimed MsBlueWaffle to be his daughter and continuing with the activites as well as denounce the banning as injustice. When the ban expired, the admin limited MsBlueWaffles comments down to 3 characters and ban the photo as well. This did not affect MsBlueWaffle in any way because the photo was re-uploaded and continued trolling by just leaving comments that said hey, still generating lulz. The public wasn't satisfied and cried out to put an end to MsBlueWaffle, even the websites crybaby/ass kisser, JackSchidt, voiced his grievance. Once again the admin had banned MsBluewaffle once and for all. The she returned and cause more lulz and was awarded a 4chan seal of approval and troll recognition by some newfag. MsBlueWaffle then trolled the newfag for being a fucking newfag and hasn't been seen since.

• tehTroll- wannabe troll who failed at trolling as well as failing at life. He formed a brief alliance with Mr.Hands to troll JackSchidt, but the alliance was broken as Mr.Hands didn't approve of his newfag-ish ways and started to troll him as well as Jackie boy. tehTroll posted gay photos that didn't create lulz. However, he posted a photo of an aborted fetus which caused butthurt That was another fail troll. He did post a photo from ED's offended page that caused anger. Seeing that he sucked at trolling, he self proclaimed that he gave up on trolling and devoted himself posting semi funny to sexy photos because only 4 people liked his non lulz content. As usual, no one gave a shit.

• ramen- a closeted homo and an atheist who uploaded blasphemous photos and spend most his time on scratchpad typing "GOD IS FAKE". Many users raged at him too since most FunnyJunk users are pre-teen Christians who is only allowed to listen to Kidz Bop. Haters hated all over his profile. ramen laughed at them and made a valid points of them claiming to love their so called God but spreading hateful comments, this made them fume even harder. His photos consisted of Jesus fucking children and getting a blowjob and being shitted on. He also claimed he wasn't gay even though he had poste the largest collection of Jesus rule 34. Like with DannyP, a few users used the tactic of making accounts to troll ramen such as "ramenisgay", "ramenSenior", and "ramensgaylover". All attempts were unsuccessful with the exception of user ramensgaylover, who managed to creep ramen out but did minimal damage. He spent most his time spreading his atheist philosophy denouncing all religion and gained a few people who agreed. In a sense, ramen established a cult making him a hypocrite. There was even a time when someone pretended to be ramen and a fanboy stepped in ramen defense. Although he was labeled as a troll by the other users, ramen himself denounce the idea. At one point, a user had left a comment on the admin's suggestion page asking what is he going to do about the trolls like DannyP, MrHands, and ramen. ramen swiftly replied saying he was insulted that the person would ever put him in the same category as with those trolls and that he was by no means a basement dwelling troll. After many arguments, ramen was banned during the purification of FunnyJunk when the admin banned all pornographic content (rule34 of Jesus Christ) and never returned.

How to piss them off

• FATBEN MADE POOP
• Use the new Trollface (seriously they'll fucking kill you)
• Post something that isn't considered "funny" (ironically, almost all of the content isn't funny)
• Disagree with the admin
• Post C&H
• Disrespect admin in anyway. They are all sex slaves to him.
• Mention DannyP.