MyAdopts

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MyAdopts is a shitty site for furries, jews, small children, girls and retards to make their very own Pokemon and Digimon sites with whatever stolen images they find on the web OR they use "masterpieces" they shit out in Microsoft Paint. It also has a forum for these asstards to communicate on about the dog they raped yesterday.

The Site Builder

The "site editor" as they call it allows you to make your very own shitty NeoPet game with a variety of complex features. Some say though, that this is not really a website builder but instead the whole thing is just a game, including the editor.

OMG KITTEH GUNNA JO1N!!1!11!11!1oneone!1

The many features you can put on the site include pets, a new CSS that's shittier than the current one, some pages, more pages, and yes, even more pages to create a "quest" for your users. That is if you can even edit provided the site is not down due to the large amount of users that rape the server's bandwith with their high traffic. Since the admin is too busy with life to care about his followers who suck on his e-penis daily the site may be down for long amounts of time, resulting in bitching by the members.

MyAdopts Support Forum

The cesspool where these basement dwelling animal lovers hang out. The forum posts run through all forms of faggotry from discussing shitty forced memes to things original as THE GAME. The members are so stupid, they'll make posts on /b/ seem normal. /b/ will never resemble anything normal. Evar.

Typical posts include...

• Cum jo1n my site!1!1!1!!!1oneone! :3
• Please use better spelling and grammar so we can read your post.
• NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
• Look at my awesome art! It's good, I promise!
• i need help with my site!!1!
• HHEEEEEELLLP!! - (The proper response to these threads is 'Try looking in the FAQ, dumbfuck.')
• Who said DRAGONS can't be trainers?[1]
• Do you know about THE GAME?:D
• Help save teh aminals!
• DA HERD

...or anything else considered kawaii, Cancer, pure faggotry, or just plain stupid.

War on Encyclopedia Dramatica

EXTRA! EXTRA! MyAdopts claims war on ED!

No exceptions.

Shortly after the birth of this article, some insecure user from their community had already discovered this page. As such, they found it offensive and called whine-one-one. According to this post they will be banning any lulzy post or epic thread you can make. However, we all know this will result in even more lulz to be had.

An EXPERT analysis by a typical wolfaboo user

Methods of Trolling

Here are just a few creative ways of trolling.

1. Join the forum.

2. Find a random site thread.

3. Don't lie to them like the staff want you to - tell them how shitty their site is, how use of digimon content is illegal, how terrible their art is, how using images from Google is illegal, and how they should just GTFO and quit life.

4. Invite your friends! Raid the shithole they call the forums, and start raining pure facts up in there.

5. ????

6. PROFIT!

-OR-

1. You probably are tempted to join one of the many sites, so go ahead and do so. Join a site with an admin who seems like a gullible retard or noob, or any site that's offering to hire staff.

2. PM the admin of the site via some sort of Message Center offering to help maintain the site as an admin.

3. After gaining access, replace the CSS(or just delete it) and adoptable images with beautiful pictures of your manhood, favorite organization, or just use this image to make their site look better.

5. ????

6. PROFIT!

Members and the Community

The community is pretty much a shit bowl of attention whores, faggots, and cool people. The other half of the community is just a bunch of basement dwellers who will never see the light of day, or a bunch of kawaii furries who don't know worth a damn about what they are fucking with. They will continue to show off their wonderful pieces of art and upload stolen pics from Google or DeviantART to their site for all to enjoy.

What you could do to contribute is take any images from the best page on ED and put them onto an adoptable site, make an adoptable, and display them in your signature and elsewhere for the world to see. And if anybody ask why you did it, you just don't know why.

A typical member of MyAdopts is quite easy to point out from the rest of the norm in today's society. These members are usually plain ugly, with terrible hygiene, glassy eyes, a bad case of acne, and will shit their pants when you mention cyber pets. Despite their being no girls on the internet, MyAdopts is supposedly is an exception. Most of the members claim to be female, however, one may disagree when the true identity of a member is shown, until it finally strikes the viewer who will proceed to shit bricks discovering that a girl that ugly may actually exist. These "girls" will always get wet in their pants at the mention of the admin's name(BMR777 or Brandon M. Rusnak), who they dream that someday they too will get to taste his delicious meat.

See Also

• Furries
• Beastiality

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