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{{pixpls}} | {{pixpls}}[[File:hyperfag53.jpg|thumb|260px|right|HyperBlade53 [http://www.deviantart.com/print/22931418/ prints available here (lol)]]] | ||
Nothing says forever | Nothing says [[forever alone]] like being [[Chris-chan|a four hundred pound,18+ year old sonic-fag who wastes hours of their life by recoloring sonic sprites]], and HyperBlade53 is no exception. Having been a member of the [[DeviantART]] community for over two years HyperBlade53 boasts an [[Shit|impressive]] gallery of [[Crap|artwork]] After the [[Shit Nobody Cares About|incident]] with [[Angelic-catalyst]], he quickly rushed to her aid in the hopes of getting some kinky furry cybersex but proceeded to fail in a most humiliating manner. He's currently hosting a couple of images for [[Angelic-catalyst]] in hopes she'll dump her spineless faggot e-boyfriend and cyber with him instead. | ||
{{quote|Im a two tailed wolf Live with it.|HyperBlade53 defending his precious sprites}} | |||
==White Knighting== | ==White Knighting== | ||
When [[Angelic-catalyst | When [[Angelic-catalyst]] released BAAAW journals concerning the trolls gouging holes in her and her mothers straw-grasping arguments and having her massive pile of bull called, HyperBlade53 quickly came to try and defend his fellow [[asspies]] but only succeeded in making himself appear even more retared. His [[fail|foolproof]] tactic of defense is avoiding the issue and acting like a [[faggot]] who doesn't understand what simple words mean. If that doesn't work, he tries to throw other [[No|talented artists]] under the bus and act as though this blatant theft is justified because [[retard|everybody else is doing it]]. More frequently, he'll just make a sad attempt at trolling and just blow off the issue and ask to [[cyber]]. | ||
== | ==[[USI]] and [[Autistic|Artistic]] Talent== | ||
Grab your [[eyebleach|eye bleach]] and call for an ambulance for a browse through his gallery is guaranteed to cause blunt-force trauma to the forehead. The first thing you'll notice will probably be the several, sheets of of [[MS Paint]] bucket-filled [[ | Grab your [[eyebleach|eye bleach]] and call for an ambulance for a browse through his gallery is guaranteed to cause blunt-force trauma to the forehead. The first thing you'll notice will probably be the several, sheets of of [[MS Paint]] bucket-filled [[Sonic]] sprites. In the comments to one sheet, he admits that he forgot to color over Shadows shoes. He'll usually grip his [[chode]] and [[usi|crush everybodies dreams]] by informing them that, no, they can't have his [[MS Paint|painstakingly]][[shit|crafted]] sprites. Apparently he thinks that not everybody has the [[skill]] to [[recolor]] sprites. | ||
Whenever he's able to get his grubby hands on a wide-angle lens camera, he squeezes his face into a pair of silver 90's sunglasses and proceed to suck his own [[e-peen]]. Why sunglasses? Because | Whenever he's able to get his grubby hands on a wide-angle lens camera, he squeezes his face into a pair of silver 90's sunglasses and proceed to suck his own [[e-peen]]. Why sunglasses? Because sunglasses are cruise control to [[faggot|cool]]. In one image, he's flipping off the camera like the [[copypasta|creative]][[internet tough guy| hardass]] he is. He's soooo [[faggot|tough]] that he censors his cussing and uses the troll face in his comments. Watch out guys, he's a [[bum|firecracker]]! | ||
Something else you may notice is that most of his [[shit]] is available as a print. Who doesn't want a blurry, jpeg sprite sheet hanging in their foyer? Or a low quality shot of some obese man-childs sweaty mug above their hearth, amarite? | Something else you may notice is that most of his [[shit]] is available as a print. Who doesn't want a blurry, jpeg sprite sheet hanging in their foyer? Or a low quality shot of some obese man-childs sweaty mug above their hearth, amarite? | ||
His mind is so clogged by McDonalds that he thinks he's anything more than [[ugly]]. You can find him making remarks on his [[hideous|sexy]] self. | His mind is so clogged by McDonalds that he thinks he's anything more than [[ugly]]. You can find him making remarks on his [[hideous|sexy]] self. | ||
Seems he thinks stroking his [[e-peen]] will change the fact that he's actually just an [[obese]], greasy, art retarded rape-child with an early-stage jew-fro who whacks-off to Cream the Rabbits underage cunt. | Seems he thinks stroking his [[e-peen]] will change the fact that he's actually just an [[obese]], greasy, art retarded rape-child with an early-stage jew-fro who whacks-off to Cream the Rabbits underage cunt. | ||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
Revision as of 00:01, 30 October 2011
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Nothing says forever alone like being a four hundred pound,18+ year old sonic-fag who wastes hours of their life by recoloring sonic sprites, and HyperBlade53 is no exception. Having been a member of the DeviantART community for over two years HyperBlade53 boasts an impressive gallery of artwork After the incident with Angelic-catalyst, he quickly rushed to her aid in the hopes of getting some kinky furry cybersex but proceeded to fail in a most humiliating manner. He's currently hosting a couple of images for Angelic-catalyst in hopes she'll dump her spineless faggot e-boyfriend and cyber with him instead.
—HyperBlade53 defending his precious sprites | ||
White Knighting
When Angelic-catalyst released BAAAW journals concerning the trolls gouging holes in her and her mothers straw-grasping arguments and having her massive pile of bull called, HyperBlade53 quickly came to try and defend his fellow asspies but only succeeded in making himself appear even more retared. His foolproof tactic of defense is avoiding the issue and acting like a faggot who doesn't understand what simple words mean. If that doesn't work, he tries to throw other talented artists under the bus and act as though this blatant theft is justified because everybody else is doing it. More frequently, he'll just make a sad attempt at trolling and just blow off the issue and ask to cyber.
USI and Artistic Talent
Grab your eye bleach and call for an ambulance for a browse through his gallery is guaranteed to cause blunt-force trauma to the forehead. The first thing you'll notice will probably be the several, sheets of of MS Paint bucket-filled Sonic sprites. In the comments to one sheet, he admits that he forgot to color over Shadows shoes. He'll usually grip his chode and crush everybodies dreams by informing them that, no, they can't have his painstakinglycrafted sprites. Apparently he thinks that not everybody has the skill to recolor sprites. Whenever he's able to get his grubby hands on a wide-angle lens camera, he squeezes his face into a pair of silver 90's sunglasses and proceed to suck his own e-peen. Why sunglasses? Because sunglasses are cruise control to cool. In one image, he's flipping off the camera like the creative hardass he is. He's soooo tough that he censors his cussing and uses the troll face in his comments. Watch out guys, he's a firecracker! Something else you may notice is that most of his shit is available as a print. Who doesn't want a blurry, jpeg sprite sheet hanging in their foyer? Or a low quality shot of some obese man-childs sweaty mug above their hearth, amarite? His mind is so clogged by McDonalds that he thinks he's anything more than ugly. You can find him making remarks on his sexy self. Seems he thinks stroking his e-peen will change the fact that he's actually just an obese, greasy, art retarded rape-child with an early-stage jew-fro who whacks-off to Cream the Rabbits underage cunt.
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