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==CopperCab Fun Facts==
==CopperCab Fun Facts==
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*CopperCab doesn't have a penis, it's true he admitted it!
*CopperCab doesn't have a penis, it's true he admitted it!
*CopperCab acidentally (or on purpose) spits on the camera lens at least once every video. (It's true!)
*CopperCab acidentally (or on purpose) spits on the camera lens at least once every video. (It's true!)
==History of CopperCab==
[[Last Thursday|Twas before November]], [[South Park]] made an episode, trolling gingers. After being made fun of at school, CopperCab experiences extreme [[butthurt]] and, like any other [[asshat]], takes his [[RAGE|raeg]] out on the [[internets|teh interwebz]], creating his first video.   
After loads of [[butthurt]] from {{youtube2|IshatOnU|IshatOnU}}, CopperCab makes a second video full of screaming and how much he hates the haters. He then makes a third video, trolling more on {{youtube2|IshatOnU|IshatOnU}}. After a series of [[bullshit]] CopperCab posted a message on his [[YouTube]] page stating that he talked to {{youtube2|IshatOnU|IshatOnU}} in [[buttsecks|private]], claiming that he was actually a [[pretty cool guy|cool guy]]. However, this wasn't the end of his problems.
Much to the disliking of CopperCab, The internet was flooded with [[over 9000]] remixes despite the fact that the videos had only been up for about 2 weeks. CopperCab then makes a video about how he's so angry at the remixes and that we don't have the right to make fun of him. ([[lie|But he doesn't care, so it's all good.]]) Soon after, South Park makes an episode parodying him, following hilarity and [[butthurt]] from the [[ginger]] community. Fueled by rage and semen, CopperCab makes his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSonTGSzQdg 7th] video, asking why the media is [[trolling|doing this again]]. This currently leaves Teh CoppaToppa Chronicles to a "''To be continued...''" status.
==The Soulless Ginger-Fuck Himself==
[[image:CopperCabWapanese.PNG|thumb|right|He's also a [[wapanese]] [[faggot]].]]
CopperCab in general is a fat, soulless ginger with a dental plan who has [[Aspies|Tourette's]] syndrome. He is pretty much a minor [[Chris-Chan]] clone, but isn't nearly as much of an inconsiderate fucktard. He is a [[newfag]] to life, and believes that the term [[Ginger|"Ginger"]] was created [[last Thursday]] by South Park, when in reality, the word "Ginger" has been used since [[at least 100 years|the dawn of man]]. [[Lie|He also believes that everyone has the right to make videos.]] Half of his videos are him [[BAW|BAAAWWWWWing]] about [[unwarranted self importance|how much his life sucks]], and the other half rants on about how gingers are always getting discriminated, [[irony|claiming that blacks, asians, and mexicans are never called names]] (like nigger, rice nigger, and mexican). He usually films his videos in weird-ass places, such as an alleyway or a park. This is obviously and attempt to lure us away from the fact that he is a basement-dwelling bastard. Often times, he attempts to unite ginger colonies to [[zerg rush]] haters, while constantly referring to gingers as their own separate race. [[Truth|This is far from the truth as gingers do not deserve to be one separate race.]] He frequently denies his destiny of [[an hero|an heroism]], claiming that if he died, haters and trolls will have victory and become [[winrar]]. He makes up having friends while also making up sob-stories to trick us into believing that he isn't an antisocial lowlife.
However, his main source of [[lulz]] does not come from the above facts. No; CopperCab is an epic lolcow because of his constant random-tantrums. As said above, he has multiple personalities: one being a calm-like, troubled, ginger who only wants to [[an hero|make things right]] by informing everybody that [[moar|he has gone through enough in life]], while the other is a verbal Bruce Lee who will ear-rape you for your [[trolling|sins]]. During these [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|shoops of da whoops]], he will usually do hand and face motions that look so fucking weird that it just makes him evern more lulzy. The aftermath of these [[RAGE]] explosions usually results in him staring into our souls as if he was thinking of diabolical plots to steal them in his envy-fueled mind. He suffered from massive butthurt when [[Retards|faithful internet users]] mass [[Win|flagged his facebook account]], causing him to be banned, resulting in lulz and win.


==Parodies arounds teh internetz==
==Parodies arounds teh internetz==
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== YouTube Comments ==
You are bound to see these comments:
*R.I.P
*This isn't funny anymore.
*You have no Soul
*Your always yelling
*you have more issues than i realized.Normal rational people would not be pissed off and go on an anger rampage when posting a youtube video.
*To bad you didnt die on the operating table
*LOL ,YOU have a penis shapped head ... PENIS HEAD
*I heard he died after he uploaded this.
*Anger issues, hmm I wonder what would make them think that? Perhaps the persistent shouting and whining like a bitch.
*your eyes are really fucking close together.........
*You're like a big red pissed off lobster...
*My favorite pissed off Strawberry is back
*Vagina Forehead
*Oh My God! Get a fire extinguish-Oh, that's his hair...
*FAT FUCK!
*You're sick of OUR Shit? Hey, Jackass....maybe if you weren't such a whiny, emo drama queen, people wouldn't be sick of YOUR shit.
*[[Lol|Dear coppercab i find you to be an extremely butt-hurt nublet who plays runescape (so do i but im cool) Your just a little rage fag ginger whom rips his ideas from people >:( i fucking hate you soooooo much i cant describe me hate for you i hate your ginger ass i hate your ginger parents i hope after reading this message you will cry yourself to sleep for 5 years then die you FUCKING boob GOD im soooo pissed off just thinking about you makes me want to kill baby monkeys. Just fucking destroy your computer and burn the pieces and i want you to know you 3 are the only gingers i hate not cause your hair not cause your freckles because you FUCKING TROLL SOOOO MUCH. GO DIE IN A PIT]]
*Have you got aids from your transgendered friend?
*I want to kill you in your fat fuck of a bed.
*If you want ginger kids then why is your transgendered partner not ginger?
*Your a complete fail but at least your dead now!!!!
*Fuck the Fuck off you Cherry Kool-aid Haired [[Caulk|Caulksucker!]]


== Dox ==
== Dox ==

Revision as of 11:24, 25 November 2011

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
ZZZZZZZZZZ KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!

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Gingers DO have souls! Uh, no they don't.

Template:Youtube2, aka Michael shithole, is a Christfag, ginger, redneck, off again on again furry, and 18-year-old yank butterton with a speech impediment, dental plan, and possible bipolar. He It is butthurt about his its lack of soul and is on a rage quest to let the world know just how gangsta a coppertop can be. Coppatoppa lets on to the public eye of the tubes that the South Park episode 'Daywalkers' 'Ginger Kids' (being srs bznz) has led him to consider an heroism. He cares to inform you that gingers, unlike Jew, have souls, and he will keep making videos to demonstrate this ad nauseum. Needless to say, once the ever present, never forgetting, never forgiving viewers of yootoob and everything Nets became aware of this, the gears of the Internet Hate Machine started slowly turning, and great lulz ensued. Many EDiots are preparing for another Youtube Civil War. Below is a the amalgamation of the videos which show his rage; if you want to see something interesting then try watching them all at the same time.



The original video




Gingers have souls rap.

Gingers have soul. (The funk remix)

Waaaah

No...YOU can Suck It, Coppercab

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Typical CockerFap haiter

Sadly, as fucking stupid as CopperCab is, at least 42% of his haters are even worse. Amazingly enough, this fucktard thought it was a good idea to try to join in on gangbang on CopperCab even though he is OVER 9000 times the retarded faggot that CopperCab is:

The faggotry doesn't stop there. Other videos on the account feature his jailbait sister and others, and this orgy of retards could very well be the next internet lulz gold mine.

A faggot werewolf Hates Copperfag

On May 26, 2010, a challenger appeared: AlphaWerewolff. After months of being compared to Coppercab, AlphaWerewolff decided the best way to become more like Coppercab was to become his friend. This attempt failed, and on October 11, 2010, AlphaWerewolff decided to join the Coppercab haters.

The irony in this is both AfaggotWerewolf and Copperfag both suck Daffy Duck's dick.

Ranter Gonna Rant!

This mother fucker comes out with part 2 of his dumb ass rant about southpark ginger. So here is a little diddly of a video to tell his ass to shut the fuck up.[[File:]]


CopperCab tries to address Slavery and Blacks

Apparently, CopperCab heard that Black People have "soul"....and somewhere in that non-sentient, non-sapient blob of neural matter in his (red)head he craves what he doesn't (and can never) have.
In a feeble attempt to simulate the emotion of "empathy", CopperCab takes the courageous and controversial position that slavery is "bad". He then activates the "Fake Weeping" subroutine. It is possible he believes that by befriending an actual Black Person, he might understand what a "soul" is. Possibly by breaking several actual Black People open and examining the parameters of their nervous system.
Maybe they can teach him how to dance. I mean moves other than "The Robot."

Unlike George Bush, CopperCab DOES care about Black People...or Fakes it At Least.


 
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"I'm not white...But I have white people in my blood"
  		„
 

The Flesh Golem speaks on the tiny 'nanohumans' that infest him.

CopperCab HATES Boxxy

On January 15, 2011, Coppercab decided that He would blame Boxxy for all his problems in life. In his new video he said that Boxxy is responsible for all the trolls that have been targeting him. He even starts crying towards the end of the video, he even goes as far to claim that Boxxy is the creator of all the trolls on the internets, and that the only reason she is back is because of cash. Also on his channel, you can see the banner at the top calling himself "King of /b/" lol. Also despite making videos of Boxxy, the beginning of the video, you will lulz moar then you will care. BAU8H

...but He does "Love" His Gramma

Or at least, between fits of incoherent rage, he simulates it.


CopperVision

Coppercab wants you to think he has a life too, so he created this:


Coppacalypse

Oh noes! On July 20th,2011 CopperCab's account was hacked by another dickless and possibly soulless vampire who won't show his face

This meant CopperVision could no longer be used to show CopperCab's "good side". Coppercab did what any ginger was capable of, using his scary grandma to stop the haters:

But beware CopperHacker. Because you have messed with one super angry firecrotch, and with all his rage, Coppercab will strike back and a chain of events will lead to the Rise of the Planet of the Gingers [1]

Copper Cab makes a video of himself crying like a bitch over how the hacker won't give him his account back. However it's most likely just a publicity stunt just like the rest of his videos.

The White-Knights

Since CopperCab's main channel got hacked. Many faggots made videos white-knighting him and keep telling the hacker to give CopperCab his account back.



KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Yet another underage kid white-knighting CopperCab.

Underage christfag who thinks CopperCab is a pretty nice guy.

He KNOWS who you are hacker.

Fat white-knight.

Another fatty.

Junior Chris Crocker + Cuddly Toys.

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Big Surprise, The Hacking Was Fake






CopperCab Fun Facts

  • CopperCab has multiple personalities, one being a non-racist christian ginger and the other a straight up nigra ginger dat needs sum chikins
  • CopperCab gots the same rights as everyone on yootoob
  • CopperCab can make videos whenever, and however he wants
  • CopperCab don't care what you say, so get outta here!
  • Coppercab has contemplated suicide.
  • Coppercab's favorite genre of music is rap, next to DUBSTEP; HE FUCKING LOVES DUBSTEP
  • CopperCab knows it's not okay to make fun of black and white and mexicans and all that
  • CopperCab has big lips like a dick suckin' BAWWWWWWWin' nigra
  • CopperCab believes that the stereotype for gingers is some new shit that just happened yesterday
  • CopperCab doesn't give a fuck if you think his singing is bad
  • CopperCab just wants us all to get along...FAG!
  • CopperCab is a ginger and proud of it
  • CopperCab like all gingers, lacks a soul, he also lacks a gallbladder
  • CopperCab has a message for all you fuckin' haters out there. Alright bro? Alright broskies?
  • CopperCab puts up with enough shit at school! and doesn't deserve to be treated like crap
  • CopperCab thinks South Park is serious business
  • CopperCab knows you want him to stop making videos, but HES NOT GANNA!!!!
  • CopperCab is fucking fat, so if he's in any way Irish he sure as hell has no idea what a potato famine is
  • CopperCab needs to get laid!
  • CopperCab can bite back. (gromph)
  • CopperCab is just doin' his own thing, man!
  • CopperCab hates the fact that y'all misconstroood, the fucking video.
  • CopperCab knows we wouldn't understand his depression
  • CopperCab likes to rage like a ragefag.
  • CopperCab hates Boxxy.
  • CopperCab has a crush on Sharon
  • CopperCab believes that niggas can say nigga, but whites can't.
  • CopperCab thinks he can say ginger, but daywalkers and sane people can't.
  • CopperCab dresses up as characters from 'Alice in Wonderland'
  • CopperCab thinks you're his "Broski's."
  • CopperCab enjoys Uwe Boll movies.
  • CopperCab is a contributer to The Eunuch Archive.
  • CopperCab plays Runescape
  • CopperCab is a troll.
  • CopperCab loves pumkins. Gaaaawd.
  • CopperCab gave up on equality for gingers because he's now stalking a girl and thinks its a better use of his time.
  • CopperCab thinks the girl he's stalking is his girlfriend.
  • CopperCab has no real friends because of his internet dramaz.
  • CopperCab is still in high school even thou he's like 21 he still pretends he's only 18.
  • CopperCab's twitter and tumblr accounts need to be talking down.
  • CopperCab is racist.
  • CopperCab is a Nazi.
  • CopperCab is Hitlers grandson and wishes for the extermination of every other race on the earth except Gingers.
  • CopperCab's parents made videos stealing his camera and SUPPORTING him to curse! Way to go parents!
  • CopperCab thinks he can make up laws and and spread them via is videos.
  • CopperCab doesn't have a penis, it's true he admitted it!
  • CopperCab acidentally (or on purpose) spits on the camera lens at least once every video. (It's true!)

Parodies arounds teh internetz


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CopperMomandDad

CopperMomandDad (who anyone with half a brain can see aren't even his real parents anyway) exposed the idiots of the internet to the fact that CopperCab has been trolling this whole time, but mutants will protect their young. The "parents" created videos in attempts to avoid any additional pain to their son. CopperMomandDad are quite 1337 for being brother and sister. The inbreeding within the CopperFamily has taken several generations, but has been a great success in the advancement of the mutant movement. As explained in the fun facts, they are supporting their supposed-to-be-abbortioned fag ginger. :D

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Notable Quotables

   
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i'de rather be dead like a lump on a log, then red in the head like a dick on a dog
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—Template:Youtube2 -practicing his rhymin' skillz

   
“ 		 
Eh yeah, I just wanted to say fuck you. You think you're the only person who gets a few jokes fired at them? Try being blonde and having tits so this automatically makes you some sort of meat?

The reason you're getting the piss taken out of you is cos you respond to it. Grow a pair of balls and man the fuck up. And why are you filming outside? Did your mum chuck you outside mistaking you for a lump of lard that belongs in the trash? Woops, sorry, was that insulting? Suppose I'm a racist. GINGER.
 

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—Template:Youtube2 -raeging and getting trolled by someone who got trolled.

   
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I want to roll you down a hill, I imagine it would look like a garbage can on fire.
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—Template:Youtube2 -using his 10 year old imagination

   
“ 		 
shut up ppl hes a red head n if he didn't have a soul how did he make this vid n leav red heads alone man its not funny i black hair n idk call me a freak but he's a human being not some puppet thet u can beat on so leave him alone n all red heads for tht matter
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—Template:Youtube2 -white-knighting

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Quotes by CopperCab

   
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I don't care, you can't stop me. owl(I'll?) make videos all I want to
  		„
  		 

—CopperCab trying to threaten trolls with his nerd rage and dyslexia

   
“ 		 
I got a message for all you haters! All right, bro!? ALL RIGHT, BROSKIS?!
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—CopperCab

   
“ 		 
I've contemplated suicide.
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—CopperCab, potential an hero 2010?

   
“ 		 
I'm red haired! I have red hair! I got red hair, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
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—CopperCab

   
“ 		 
Everyone else gets respect! I mean, white people, black people, Mexicans, EVERYONE!
  		„
  		 

—CopperCab, on thinking Gingers are a race

   
“ 		 
So..yeah...don't fricken be like that okay?
  		„
  		 

—CopperCab, failing at rage

   
“ 		 
...AND I FUCKING LOVE DUBSTEP!!! But RAP is awsome too.
  		„
  		 

—CopperCab

   
“ 		 
....If you think i don't have a soul you tell me... otherwise fuck you
  		„
  		 

—CopperCab

   
“ 		 
GINGERS HAVE SOULS!... I go to church, I'm a Christian
  		„
  		 

—CopperCab, expressing his beliefs

   
“ 		 
You're not god. WOOWOOBOOHOOBOWO. WOOHOOBOWOOWBHOO!
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—CopperCab having a seizure

   
“ 		 
If I can't go around the halls calling black people mexicans and all these chinese people...anyone bad names, then they shouldn't be able to call me a bad name! They shouldn't be able to call me ginger!
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—CopperCab, on thinking "ginger" is an insult

   
“ 		 
I'm gonna keep making videos..BUTNOTFORYOUHATERS!
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—CopperCab, on not being able to use spaces

   
“ 		 
You know what..I'm done making this video..cause y'all PROBABLYJUSTHATEONMESOMEMORE!!
  		„
  		 

—CopperCab 1/2 way through the video.

   
“ 		 
Black people can call themselves whatever they want, but no one else can. Mexicans can call themselves whatever they want, but no one else can. Well you know what? I think I should be able to call myself whatever I want, but no one else can! THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!!!! And if you feel different about that..I DON'T CARE, CAUSE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!
  		„
  		 

—CopperCab making a valid point

   
“ 		 
(chargin lazars)I'm not gonna let you get one over on me, I'm gonna keep making videos. You can hate on me all you want, tell me to stop making videos.(and FIRE!) I'M NOT GANNA!
  		„
  		 

—CopperCab expressing his opinions, and being dyslexic

   
“ 		 
WADAAFAUGHWASTHAT??!?!?
  		„
  		 

—Epic rage ensues

   
“ 		 
You're the original reason we were started to make fun of! But no! You have to go and mock us AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNN!!
  		„
  		 

—Coppercab showing his definition of the word moar.

   
“ 		 
WTF IS THIS SHIT ABOUT ME BEING DEAD?! I'M NOT DEAD!
  		„
  		 

—Coppercab trying to lie to himself about suicide

   
“ 		 
You're turning me into bullshit, making me out to be some sort of JOKE!!!!!! I'm not, I'm not a joke......*Blinks*....I can blink, I CAN BLINK!!
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—LOL WUT

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The Many Faces of CopperCab

Dox

  • Address:597 Grayson Pkwy, Grayson, Gwinnett, Georgia 30017)
  • Phone Number:(678)377-2253 (Unconfirmed)
  • CopperMomAndDad - A parody channel of coppercab's pretending to be his parents.
  • T-Shirts - CopperCab sells T-shirts.

See Also

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