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[[Image:Gtaforumspride.png|thumb|right|GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!]]
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'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].
'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].


==Fag Paradise==
[[Image:Fatkid.jpg|thumb|left|Typical GTAForumsmember.]] +
 
For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[ fucktard ]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethoraof teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.
[[Image:Fatkid.jpg|thumb|left|Typical GTAForums member.]]
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For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.
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For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[ douchebag ]] wouldsee GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethoraof teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome. +
[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old|ancectors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.  
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[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which inturn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old|ancectors]] Jew andmakes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you. +
==The forum bodyguard! Be carefull!==
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[[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg|thumb|center|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]
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[[25th November 2011]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several craps were posted [[Cum|ejaculated]] into the GTAF's GTA V section, regarding the GTA V Announcement immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom vaporized half of RYAN'sexperience as GTA V area Mod. [[Niggers|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in GTA V& GEN CHAT. And like the[[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old|ancectors]] Jew andmakes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.
If you'll be found as a [[baby|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo|guards]] will come to hunt you!
 
==Forum Categories==
[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|thumb|left|The moderator's penis.]]
*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
*'''GTA IV''' - Where ''all'' of the [[wiggers]] and forum [[queers]] gather in mass orgies to discuss [[Shit Nobody Cares About|how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is]].
*'''San Andreas''' - A place where you can be as [[fucktard|special]] as you like without feeling any [[fag|different]]. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
*'''The Lounge/General Chat''' - Typically where all the forum [[douchebags]] go when they're not [[Buttsex|screwing]] each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen [[at least 100]] users from [[420 chan]]. Most [[Bullshit|forum drama]] goes down here, so don't be messin.
*'''Expression''' - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
*'''Debates & Discussion''' - The place for idiots to argue about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|edgy topics]], such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain [[over 9,000]] words, and house most of the forum [[Internet asshole|assholes.]]
 
==Becoming a Mod==
 
[[Image:Waddysecks.jpg|thumb|right|Getting violated anally never looked so good!]]
 
Becoming a [[Mod|moderator]] at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker|suck]] your way right to the top.
 
# Find mod.
# Unzip mod's pants.
# Pull out cock.
# Suck cock.
# Contract [[herpes]]
# Eat your own shit for breakfast and post it on the forum.
# [[????]]
# PROFIT!!!
 
==Notable Alumni==
 
[[Image:Gtaforumslol.png|thumb|right|Highly educated members such as this one make GTAForums the place to be.]]
 
*'''Slamman''' - [[hippie|Long haired,]] basement dwelling, dickwad who doesn't [[orly|shut the fuck up.]] Posed as 17 year-old [[jailbait]] under another account by the name of Juice by Kayle Marie. Also had like [[over 9000|200,000 posts]], mainly pics of his [[penis]]. After so many years of butt-raping the on going topics, moderators all joined forces and booted out the old hippie with laser disc and all. Latest news on the infamous GTAForums member, indicates that the hippy has joined another Gta fansite. This second site which goes by the name of [[hippies|GTA Chronicles]]. Their last site went down the [[hippies|pits]]. Good luck this time [[hippies|GTA Chronicles!]] You'll still have your hands full with Slamman. 
*'''Juice by Kayla Marie''' - Slamman's alter-ego.
*'''Waddy''' - [[lie|Pretty rad guy]] and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r [[lolwut|(It was 28" before the server 'accident'.)]], which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of [[n00bs]]. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful [[whores|girls]] which he [[do not want|tends to daily.]]
*'''Justin''' - [[lie|Other rad guy.]]
*'''Tank''' - Creator of the all holy GTANet, as according to some forum [[fucktards]]. We all know GTANet was thought of in the 1960s by a black person
*'''Asmo''' - Some [[homo]] who luckily got banneded because the amount of dick he sucked was just way too much for the GTAF servers to handle before they overloaded. Most believe he is just some 13 year old [[pussy|crybaby]] who is such a douchebag not even /b/ will take him, so instead [[pedophile|he roams the interwebz looking for baby buttholes to plunder.]]
*'''NameTaken''' - Made of epic failz.
*'''Naomi''' -  is a [[fag|lovely dudess]] who is trying to look like a little, very small [[no girls on the internet|babe-y]] and always fails with that. That [[wimmins|man]] has [[buttsecks|ass rape]]d many times during his chilhood and now trying to deal with it by [[feminism|being a mother (ass) fucker bitch]]. If you know this person, please [[murder|help him out]].
*'''Anuj''' - A [[india|shit-showering cunt]] who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only [[buttsecks|sucking off]] to the official black person Tank. This [[penis|fagghead]] should not exist, he is one of the reasons to [[nazi|fix]] the Indian immigrantion problem. He likes calling himself "‎Anuj Srivastava‎", might be helpfull if you want to [[death|teach him a good lesson about life]].
*'''Jimmy-526/Jimmy Thoganda''' - A sad, pathetic excuse of a human being. A chronic liar, that constantly impersonates Josh and has an unhealthy obsession with GTAForums and the LFM. He lives in India an has an unlimited amount of proxy servers. A high class retard.
*'''Shayan Shaffey/Greenline''' - A [[sandnigger]] without a life. He is the best example of incest and must be burned for being a sandnigger. Now using his new account '''Greenline''' because Slamman, his alleged lover, told him to.
==See Also==
* [[Homosexuality]]
* [[Buttsecks]]
* [[Forum]]
* ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''
* Jew
* [[San Andreas Roleplay]]
 
==External Links==
* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]
* [http://gtachronicles.com/forums/ GTAChronicles]
 
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Revision as of 07:38, 4 February 2012

GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!

GTAForums.com is an internet forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series of video games. The forum is dominated by 13 year-old fanboys and pedophiles, and has a staff consisting of closeted homosexuals and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for pedo baiting and trolling, which makes for much lulz. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because Grand Theft Auto are serious business.

File:Fatkid.jpg + For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving fucktard would see GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethoraof teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. Niggers aren't welcome. - + - For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving douchebag wouldsee GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethoraof teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. Niggers aren't welcome. + - + - Last Thursday, the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods ejaculated into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which inturn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. People got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the media, this forum being controlled by Jew who their ancectors Jew andmakes the normal humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if you'll go there, god will kill you. + - + + 25th November 2011, the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several craps were posted ejaculated into the GTAF's GTA V section, regarding the GTA V Announcement immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom vaporized half of RYAN'sexperience as GTA V area Mod. People got pissed, and several race riots were held in GTA V& GEN CHAT. And like themedia, this forum being controlled by Jew who their ancectors Jew andmakes the normal humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if you'll go there, god will kill you.

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