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Alabama was accidentally by a family of Europeans lost in the wilderness. Lacking better means of passing the time while awaiting rescue, they started a good ol' fashioned family orgy. Sadly, help never came. Centuries later, the region has become an amalgamation of brother-cousins continuing with tradition, and a surprisingly high number of upstanding black folk.

Alabama's predominant exports are family entertainment, mud, abortions, pigs and illiteracy. Much like the entirety of the south, excessive in-breeding has led to rampant retardation, the popularity of NASCAR, and ugly-ass bucktoothed bitches.

Getting to Know Alabamians

Alabamians are an interesting sub-species of Americans that managed to escape the euthanasia of the 1930s. They are almost as fond of their state as they are of lynchings.

Alabamians, butthurt at being utterly ignored during the Civil War, have decided to show their mean parents just how angst-ridden they are, by achieving the lowest SAT scores and highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the nation.

Alabamans love moonshine enough to invent sports like Nascar and the mullet toss as reasons to throw back a brew. The common stereotype of Alabamian men beating their wives is utterly untrue, as spousal abuse is far too much work for the average Alabamian.

Another fun pasttime of Alabamians is hunting. Hunting is a sport where a fat, aging redneck will sit in terrible weather conditions for days on end with a gun just to feel the thrill of taking a life. Many feel this is a poor substitute for the old jigaboo hunt, now outlawed by Big Government.

Mulattos be forwarned: Racial impurity is heavily frowned upon in the great state of Alabama and with good reason, the black race when given a chance will always try to destroy the Nobel white race.

	“	"If you shit in a cake, the cake tastes like shit. The shit won't taste like cake."	„
	—Uncle-daddy Roger, reciting the Alabama State Motto

Culture

See Rednecks

Well respected social organizations

Top of the line department stores

Guggenheim Museum Talladega

Whine about Big Gub'mint

Bitch because your dis'bil'ty check hasn't arrived

Pro Bass Shops and gun shops on every street corner - Sport and hunting supplies is like coffee is to Seattle.

Using lead drinking apparatus (hence their slurred speech and below average IQ's)

Recreational creation and use of crystal meth

	“	Everyone who done see the leprechaun say YAY!	„
	—Upstanding Alabamian youth

Government

The most famous Alabama governor was George Wallace who managed to pull the amazing feat of trolling both Negros and the KKK by promising "segregation now, segregation tomorrow and segregation forever" while also putting a whole bunch of blacks in government. No other Alabama governor has been able to pull off this since, so most governors will stick to trolling either the jungle bunnies or the Klan, but not both. All Alabama governors do enjoy to troll fags and lesbians as both white and black Alabamians agree that homos piss of the almighty God.

	“	You know, 300,000 nigger voters is mighty hard to overcome.	„
	—George Wallace

	“	Scratch that. Felons can't vote.	„
	—George Wallace, realizing his mistake

Favorite Past-Times

What will happen to you if you go to alabama

As seen in this documentary, Alabamians are crazy for rape and dreadfully fearful of flouride.

Economy

Alabama's exports include the following Southern staples:

Bacon fat
Bestiality
Country music
Cotton
CP
Crystal Meth
Dirt
High-quality, space-grade rockets and computer equipment
Incest
Peanuts

Alabama's imports

Jobs from Detroit
Mexicans

Famous Alabamians

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Language

In order to pass through Alabama with your life intact, it is necessary to learn the language. While officially English, it will undoubtedly be unlike anything you have ever heard spoken.

Transcript of a conversation from two near-simian humanoids in Alabama:

Inbred #1: WHAR YEW FREM BOWAH?

Inbred #2: FIME FREM HALLAH BAMMAH BOWAH!

Inbred #1: (...) UH...WHAR YEW SAIT YEW FREM BOWAH?

Inbred #2: BOWAH HAIZE FREM HALLAH BAMMAH BOWAH!

Inbred #1: HAH SAIT WHAR DAH HEYAL YEW BE FREM BOWAH!

Inbred #2: HAH SAIT HAIZE FREM HEW HEW HEW HEW HEW! HUH HUH HUH HEW! HUH HUH HUH HEW! HUH HUH HUH HEW!

Inbred #1: WHULL WHAH DAH FUHK HAINT YEW SAIT SO BOWAH!

To speak the language, it is necessary to imagine yourself as a retard, but not just any retard. You need to imagine yourself as the mongoloid the other aspies at the group-home beat up for sounding like a faggot. If you can master this, you will be half way to sounding like a real Alabamian.

Education in Alabama

Education is largely nonexistent in Alabama. Everything one needs to know can be found in the |gospel and old episodes of Jerry Springer. College is frowned upon as many who leave never return to fulfill the obligations to their sixteen children and sister-wife Bobby Lee.

Trolling Alabama

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Alabama gonna Ala...

It is very easy to troll Alabama.

1) Put on black face.

2) Yell LSU rules.

3) Become a NASCAR- and beer-hating Mexican homosexual.

4) Refuse to attend the lynching

5) Say that you're glad the South lost the war.

6) Say you think gays should be allowed to get married.

7) Say guns should be banned.

8) Get an abortion.

9) Wear a condom.

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 [[Image:AlabamaFan.jpg|thumb|Yeah, that's more like it.]]
-'''Alabama''' was accidentally by a family of [[Europe]]ans were lost in the wilderness. Lacking better means of passing the time while awaiting rescue, they started a good ol' fashioned family orgy. Sadly, help never came. Centuries later, the region has become an amalgamation of brother-cousins continuing with [[incest|tradition]] and a surprisingly high number of [[niggers|upstanding black folk]].
+'''Alabama''' was accidentally by a family of [[Europe]]ans lost in the wilderness. Lacking better means of passing the time while awaiting rescue, they started a good ol' fashioned family orgy. Sadly, help never came. Centuries later, the region has become an amalgamation of brother-cousins continuing with [[incest|tradition]], and a surprisingly high number of [[niggers|upstanding black folk]].
-Alabama's predominant exports are [[incest]], [[shit|mud]], [[abortion]]s, [[Rape|pigs]] and [[MySpace|illiteracy]]. Much like the entirety of the south, excessive in-breeding has led to rampant retardation, the popularity of [[NASCAR]], and ugly-ass bucktoothed bitches.
+Alabama's predominant exports are [[incest|family entertainment]], [[shit|mud]], [[abortion]]s, [[Rape|pigs]] and [[MySpace|illiteracy]]. Much like the entirety of the south, excessive in-breeding has led to rampant retardation, the popularity of [[NASCAR]], and ugly-ass bucktoothed bitches.
 ==Getting to Know Alabamians==
 [[Image:Nothing.jpg|right|thumb|[[Not gay]].]]
 [[Image:Woodlawn Methodist.jpg|thumb|Membership eventually began to dwindle due to "white flight," meanwhile the church itself began to dwindle due to "[http://www.al.com/news/birminghamnews/metro.ssf?/base/news/1243844120104000.xml&coll=2 white power]."]]
-Alabamians are an [[retarded|interesting]] group of Americans that [[lie|add much to America to make it great]]. They are very fond of their state and if anyone should bring up something like [[slavery]], [[shit nobody cares about|segregation]] or [[PWNED| lynchings]] they will become [[Ron Paul|anti-racists]] and fire back with something about what the Yankees did to the [[Native Americans|Injuns]] like [[shit nobody cares about| stealing land and giving them small pox]]- in other words the rednecks will befriend the redskins to avoid [[troll's remorse]]. Also, Alabamians are very jealous that both South Carolina and [[Mississippi]] [[Civil War|succeeded]] before they did. Alabamians, being the proud Southerners they are decided to make up for this by having the lowest SAT scores and always going for the high score when it came time to [[PWNED|lynch]] [[Negros]]. In the decades following Alabama's lose of face, they have through much hard work been able to beat South Carolina in these categories (although South Carolina is making a noble effort to catch up) but has been unable to pull ahead of Mississippi, which remains the [[winrar| undisputed king of low SAT scores and lynchings]].
+Alabamians are an [[retarded|interesting]] sub-species of Americans that managed to escape the euthanasia of the 1930s. They are almost as fond of their state as they are of [[PWNED|lynchings]].
-Every white Alabamian you meet is a [[Republican]] which is the height of irony considering that the greatest [[trolls]] of Alabama were all [[Republican]] as well. This is because way back when, the [[Democrats]] went nigger loving on the good people of Alabama and has since also went [[faggot]], [[beaner]] and Arab loving as well. Because the [[Democrats]] are the tools of Satan most God fearin' Alabamians refuse to vote for them for fear doing so will send them straight to hell. They are right to do so because gay marriage is totally against [[Iraq|everything the Prince of Peace stood for]].
+Alabamians, [[butthurt]] at being utterly ignored during the Civil War, have decided to show their mean [[Americunts|parents]] just how angst-ridden they are, by achieving the lowest SAT scores and highest rate of [[abortion|teenage pregnancy]] in the nation.
-Alabamians love football and will have [[lemonparty|tailgate parties]] to get drunk with other Alabamians. In north Alabama a deity known as [[God|The Bear]] is worshiped and the people will often rejoice in his wisdom and sacrifice children to appease him. His followers swear he is coming back one day, much like another [[Christians|another group popular in the state]]. NASCAR is also popular in the state and anyone who doesn't like to watch cars going around a track for three hours straight will be called a [[queer]].
+Alabamans love [[alcohol|moonshine]] enough to invent sports like Nascar and the [[lolwut|mullet toss]] as reasons to throw back a brew.  The common stereotype of Alabamian men beating their wives is utterly untrue, as spousal abuse is far too much work for the average Alabamian.
-Alabamian males are all huge fans of a form of [[cancer|tabacco]] called dip. Dip is highly addictive and it is suggested to blend in with the redneck that you stick a large amount of this shit in your bottom lip and then slowly spit it out into your mother's beer bottle. This will make you cool.
+Another fun pasttime of Alabamians is hunting. Hunting is a [[unrealistic expectations|sport]] where a fat, aging redneck will sit in terrible weather conditions for days on end with a gun just to feel the thrill of taking a life. Many feel this is a poor substitute for the old jigaboo hunt, now outlawed by [[Obama|Big Government]].
-Another fun pasttime of Alabamians is hunting. Hunting is a [[unrealistic expectations|sport]] where a fat, aging redneck will sit in terrible weather conditions for days on end with a gun just to feel the thrill of taking a life. This is mostly because rednecks are pussies and couldn't kill actual people, so they settle for ambushing defensless animals. This is the true peak of entertainment in Alabama, and also perfect for trolling because telling a redneck he's not hunting anything if he's just sitting there will always result in massive butthurt and lulz.
-Race mixing is still frowned upon in the great state of Alabama and with good reason, the black race when given a chance will always try to destroy the [[holocaust|Nobel white race]]. In Alabama they disbelieve that one can be [[Black Jesus|half white and half black]] as the state moto is, "If you shit in a cake the cake tastes like shit, the shit won't taste like cake".
-Alabamians by in large distrust the government, especially when others are in the White House. Still, when the [[9/11|the Twin Towers got PWNED]] Alabamains like most Americans became [[fucktards|very patriotic]] and enlisted to go kill camel jockeys on the other side of the world. What Alabamians, along with most [[Americunts]] failed to realize was that the Arabs were not the real enemy, because [[JEWS DID 9/11]].
+Mulattos be forwarned: Racial impurity is heavily frowned upon in the great state of Alabama and with good reason, the black race when given a chance will always try to destroy the [[holocaust|Nobel white race]].
+{{quote|"If you shit in a cake, the cake tastes like shit. The shit won't taste like cake."|Uncle-daddy Roger, reciting the Alabama State Motto}}
 [[Image:Slave_beat_1863_peter_baton.jpg‎|thumb|A disobedient slave forced his kind master to do this]]
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 ==[[Culture]]==
-<youtube>DM7CL-Vyo1U</youtube>
+See [[Rednecks]]
-[[Image:Mullet Superiority.jpg|thumb|Yeah he's hot.]]
-[[Image:Hairy-nascar-fan.jpg|thumb|Nascar + redneck + lulz = this shit]]
 *[[KKK|Well respected social organizations]]
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 *[[NASCAR|Guggenheim Museum Talladega]]
-*[[Shit no one cares about|The finest golf courses in the country]]
+*Whine about Big Gub'mint
+*Bitch because your dis'bil'ty check hasn't arrived
 *[[Crack|Pro Bass Shops and gun shops on every street corner]] - Sport and hunting supplies is like coffee is to Seattle.
-*[[What|Home of the mullet toss]] - [[Srs]] [[http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm]]
 *Using lead drinking apparatus (hence their slurred speech and below average IQ's)
-*<s>Recreational creation and use of [[meth|crystal meth]]</s> <s>METH MOUNTAIN GOT BAALEETED BY A TORNADO LOL!</s> It's back again, producing much more Meth than before.
+*Recreational creation and use of [[meth|crystal meth]]
-==Government==
+<center><youtube>DM7CL-Vyo1U</youtube></center>
-The governor of Alabama is Bob Riley, a [[KKK|racist]], [[Republican]] psycho that won the office by sucking the biggest [[penis|dick]]. He's the bastard son of [[W|George Bush]] and [[Mike Huckabee]] and grew up by whipping the local [[slaves|Negroes]] that worked on the family farm. [[lies|Surprisingly he isn't total ass as a governor]] he focused on [[shit nobody cares about|education, industry and taxes]]. Oh wait, he didn't do that. That was some retard who worked for him. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]. Recently his popularity has decreased due to people going Jew about taxes. The most famous Alabama governor was George Wallace who managed to pull the amazing feat of trolling both [[Negros]] and the [[KKK]] by promising "segregation now, segregation tomorrow and segregation forever" while also putting a whole bunch of blacks in government. No other Alabama governor has been able to pull off this since, so most governors will stick to trolling either the jungle bunnies or the Klan, but not both. All Alabama governors do enjoy to troll [[fags]] and [[lesbians]] as both white and black Alabamians agree that [[homos]] piss of the almighty God.
-<center><youtube>4RZ4G251WR4</youtube></center>
+{{quote|Everyone who done see the leprechaun say YAY!|Upstanding Alabamian youth}}
-{{quote|You know, 300,000 nigger voters is mighty hard to overcome|George Wallace}}
+[[Image:Mullet Superiority.jpg|thumb|Yeah he's hot.]]
-{{quote|Scratch that. Felons can't vote.|George Wallace, realizing his mistake}}
+[[Image:Hairy-nascar-fan.jpg|thumb|Nascar + redneck + lulz = this shit]]
-==Reasons Why Alabama Sucks==
+==Government==
-During the Cold war Huntsville Alabama was a relocation area for [[Nazi]] scientists that the US government hid from it's own citizens. (Wernher von Braun center anyone?) To this day Alabama citizens remain ignorant to the [[Nazi]] decendants living amoung them and this makes for excellent trolling, but don't take our word for it. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernher_von_Braun]
+The most famous Alabama governor was George Wallace who managed to pull the amazing feat of trolling both [[Negros]] and the [[KKK]] by promising "segregation now, segregation tomorrow and segregation forever" while also putting a whole bunch of blacks in government. No other Alabama governor has been able to pull off this since, so most governors will stick to trolling either the jungle bunnies or the Klan, but not both. All Alabama governors do enjoy to troll [[fags]] and [[lesbians]] as both white and black Alabamians agree that [[homos]] piss of the almighty God.
-It's home to cities named after famous local hillbillies like [http://www.burntcorn.com/ Burntcorn] and [http://www.google.com/search?safe=off&q=slapout%2C+alabama Slapout], and even the upscale area of [http://www.google.com/search?safe=off&q=possum+trot%2C+alabama Possum Trot]
+<center><youtube>4RZ4G251WR4</youtube></center>
-Alabamian cuisine is particularly noted as being the only food where that you can get AIDS just from eating it. Dishes like Fried Shits, Beans and Cornbread are considered fine dining.
+{{quote|You know, 300,000 nigger voters is mighty hard to overcome.|George Wallace}}
-Alabamians boast of their fine culture with a slogan on each license plate: "Cud bee wurs. Cud bee [[Mississippi|Misispi]]." (Trivia: Actually, most of the license plates have "[[Shit|Stars]] Fell On Alabama", "[[Redneck|Sweet Home Alabama]]", "[[KKK|Heart of Dixie]]" and "God bless Alabama", but nobody has a clue what it means, not even Alabamians...)
+{{quote|Scratch that. Felons can't vote.|George Wallace, realizing his mistake}}
-Alabama is hotter than Hell at all times (including Winter).
-There is exactly one paved road in Alabama, but it belongs to a fucking [[liberal|nigger lovin']] Yankee [[kike]] that nobody likes cause he uses "dem big words". He was ass raped by [[nigger|Bubba Joe]] [[last Thursday]], but that doesn't make him a faggot, he "wuz just showin' him who boss."
+==Favorite Past-Times==
 <center>'''What will happen to you if you go to alabama'''</center>
 <center><youtube>yj4LnfkdJDM</youtube></center>
-==[[lol wut|Reasons Why Alabama Is Good]]==
+As seen in this documentary, Alabamians are crazy for [[rape]] and dreadfully fearful of flouride.
-*if you live in the Tennessee valley you pay the lowest utility bills in the United States. If you don't happen to live in that small lucky area you help all those dumb rednecks and mexicans pay for the slack on their utility bill at the end of the month. [[feels good man|feels good]] doesn't it?
-<center> also, this</center>
-<center><youtube>LylJQIIybqY</youtube></center>
-<center><youtube>A_0TVlVj2mw</youtube></center>
-*and let's not forget, [[you]]. Of course.
 ==[[shit nobody cares about|Economy]]==
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 [[Image:Redneck wedding cake.jpg|thumb|Top of the line wedding cake.]]
-Alabama's exports (much like all southern states) include:
+Alabama's exports include the following Southern staples:
 *Bacon fat
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 *[[Drug#Methamphetamine|Crystal Meth]]
 *Dirt
-*''Dukes of Hazard'' (No wait, that's Georgia)
-*Foreign cars (this is some sort of paradox!)
 *[[Liar|High-quality, space-grade]] [[LOLWUT|rockets and computer equipment]]
 *[[Incest]]
 *[[Peanut Butter Jelly Time|Peanuts]]
 Alabama's imports
-*<s>Jigaboos</s> Damn Yankees ended that
 *Jobs from [[Detroit]]
 *[[Mexicans]]
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 *Harper Lee
 *[[Flea Market Montgomery|Sammy Stephens]]
-*[[Sport|Several overpaid college sport coaches]]
 *[[Amy Bishop]]
 *[[cripple|Hellen Keller]]
 *[[Tim James]]
 [[Image:Hermaphrodite.jpg|right|thumb|top contender for Miss Alabama in 2010]]
-On a final note:
-Lot of musicians come from Alabama. This is because literacy isn't important here, and a [[basement-dwellers|good chunk of the population]] doesn't know how do do anything else. Much of it is cool, with the chance to be exposed to good music ranging from [[batshit insane|Hank Williams]] to [[UFO|Sun Ra]] to [[Chan|W.C.CHANY]] to the [[hippie|lady from the Greatful Dead]], but a [[fail|downside]] is you got a lot of people that don't give a shit about anything else, and live in [[homeless|lunar rock star fantasies]] that have no concept of reality with the real world many times. This is a great source of [[lulz]] to watch one of these reality crisis to happen. It's a proven [[fact]], that these people would be [[homeless]] if they lived in another state.
 ==Language==
-Residents from Alabama speak a language loosely based on about 100 almost recognizable English language words and large number of grunts, groans, and hisses which more resemble the off-gassing of industrial equipment than what a linguist would recognize as language.
+In order to pass through Alabama with your life intact, it is necessary to learn the language.  While officially English, it will undoubtedly be unlike anything you have ever heard spoken.
-Typical conversation from two near-simian humanoids in Alabama:
+Transcript of a conversation from two near-simian humanoids in Alabama:
 Inbred #1: WHAR YEW FREM BOWAH?
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 Inbred #1: WHULL WHAH DAH FUHK HAINT YEW SAIT SO BOWAH!
-==[[Wut?|Education in Alabama]]==
+To speak the language, it is necessary to imagine yourself as a [[retard]], but not just any retard. You need to imagine yourself as the mongoloid the other [[aspies]] at the group-home beat up for sounding like a [[faggot]]. If you can master this, you will be half way to sounding like a real Alabamian.
-Nonexistent at the public level as many in Alabama are still [[butthurt]] that they have to go to school with [[nigger|darkies]]. All you learn in primary and secondary school is why queers can't get married, why sex is bad and that [[evolution]] is [[VenomFangX|just a theory]]. Ironically, Alabama has two major schools: Auburn University and the University of Alabama. The founders of Auburn were so fucking stupid that they couldn't decide whether the mascot would be a Tiger or an Eagle. If you ask an Auburn University fanboi why they yell War Eagle like an [[asspie]] when their team is the Tigers, they will immediately rage and go on a tangent about how much better Auburn is than UGA. The University of Alabama's mascot is the Elephant, the symbol of the [[Republican Party]] and Alabama fanbois constantly yell "Roll Tide" as a reference to their favorite type of [[menstrual painting|art]]. If you point out that the "Crimson Tide" sounds like a tide of menstrual blood, your typical Alabama fanboi will rage and go off on a tangent about why Auburn sucks. There are a few other schools in the state, which helps Alabama produce a new generation of [[McDonald's|highly skilled, highly paid service industry employees]] thus bringing Alabama into the 21st century.
+==Education in Alabama==
-Auburn and Alabama hate each other, but this doesn't stop them from engaging in a yearly inbred fuck-fest year after year.
+Education is largely nonexistent in Alabama. Everything one needs to know can be found in the [[Raptor Jesus||gospel]] and old episodes of [[Jew|Jerry Springer]].  College is frowned upon as many who leave never return to fulfill the obligations to their sixteen children and sister-wife Bobby Lee.
 ==Trolling Alabama==
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 It is very easy to troll Alabama.
-) Proclaim how bad Alabama, Auburn, and the SEC all around are.
+) Put on black face.
 ) [[Hurricane Katrina|Yell LSU rules.]]
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 ) Become a NASCAR- and beer-hating [[Mexican]] homosexual.
-) Expose George Bush (or any [[Republican]] other than Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt) for the sack of dog shit he really is.
+) Refuse to attend the lynching
 ) Say that you're glad the South lost the war.
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 ) Get an [[abortion]].
-) Buy a sex toy.
+) Wear a condom.
-) <s>[[PROFIT!]]</s> [[????]]
-) [[PROFIT!]]
-==All in all==
-[[Image:Redneck Whore.jpg|thumb|This bucket keeps your wife fresh.]]
-All in all Alabama is a backwards, shitty pile of fail that almost makes [[Africa]] look good. The people are retarded, the transportation system ([[LOL WUT]]?) sucks, and the culture is enough to make a [[NORP]] [[suicide|kill themselves]]. Oh, and let's not forget that everyone's completely [[batshit insane]]. This is the state where they don't call 911 and if their gun is jammed they will just beat you to death with it. The one [[no|redeeming]] value of Alabama is that all visitors and residents of the state are [[win|legally allowed to spit on and/or physically assault]] [[furries]] and [[scientologists]].
-[http://www.auburnpub.com/articles/2009/10/14/latest_news/9latestnews.txt Alabama in a nutshell]
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