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8 years passed quickly, Chile was getting better and even more with that right-tard nazi dictator. Then all the liberal-communist-socialist-left scum made an alliance for the elections. There were only 2 options in that elections: Si and No (Yes and No), where Yes is for having our dear leader in power for other period, and No is for making the communist scum win. The left-alliance created lots of gay nigger ads, like this:
8 years passed quickly, Chile was getting better and even more with that right-tard nazi dictator. Then all the liberal-communist-socialist-left scum made an alliance for the elections. There were only 2 options in that elections: Si and No (Yes and No), where Yes is for having our dear leader in power for other period, and No is for making the communist scum win. The left-alliance created lots of gay nigger ads, like this:
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<center><youtube>H3Jph-eMjX8</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>H3Jph-eMjX8</youtube></center>
<center><i>As you see, No is full of faggots.</i></center>
<center><i>As you see, No is full of faggots.</i></center>
Si's:
<center><youtube>VOymJL2uMI0</youtube></center>
<center><b>QUICK TEST:</b> See the differences between each video, in the No one, they only care about fucking happy people dancing as retards, and in our Si, you can see rich and beatuful people making money with copper.</center>
Si was going to win, they had 3% of advantage from No, but in the last moment, someone tricked out all the shit and No won.
Jews did it.

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Augusto Pinochet is Hitler's second reincarnation (Electric Boogaloo), he was a ChileanSpic high rank militar, he was a Spic Dictator from 1973 to 1988, and killed over 9000 commies purely for the lulz.

ALL HAIL ÜBERLORD

 
 
In A.D 1973.

War Was Beggining.
 


 

Once upon a time... there was a Commie called Salvador Allende, he was doing it wrong since is proved that communist is fail. All the Spics went ever more poor during his government, he fucked up the education, the agriculture and the economycs. People went BAWWWWWing to the milifags, and they put hands to work...

It was a windy midday of the 11 of September, 1973. The military was going to the Government HQ, lots of tanks and helicopters were decorating such beautiful scene, they were there. The tanks bombed "La Moneda", it was super effective!.

Salvador, looking at that scene, took his gun (a Cubanfag gived it to him, a.k.a. Fidel Castro), and decided to be An Hero. The military took the power, making something like a government commitee. They choosed our Dear Lord, Augusto Pinochet.

During his government, he sent lots of commies and liberals to an Island near Easter Island for killing them later. All for the lulz and for great justice.

USA? In my Politics?

Yes, americunts were involved, CIA was there.

Project FUBELT was aimed to manipulate all manipulable variables for making Salvador Allende never raise to power, and if he does, making a Military Coup. Nixon Said: "We don't want Chile to be another Cuba". ITT Corp. bought 70% of Chile's Telephone Company, founded a widespread newspaper and financied Allende's Oposition.

Also, Operation Condor was made for making all the countries of the south cone directed by dictators, with that, hopefully, erradicating all traces of Socialism and Communism there, kill them with fire.

Aftermath

More than 39 oppositionists disappeared, you couldn't say "sex" on TV, media was manipulated, all the political parties were disolved, you coudln't organizate a mass event and also Police shooted every niggah stealer. Really good work.

Some dumb university students couldn't see the geniousness of our Spic führer, and with lots of protests, they got a deal. Our dear leader will put a new consitution, very improved, and also, he will stay in power for 8 more years, then there will be an election.

Arranged Elections

8 years passed quickly, Chile was getting better and even more with that right-tard nazi dictator. Then all the liberal-communist-socialist-left scum made an alliance for the elections. There were only 2 options in that elections: Si and No (Yes and No), where Yes is for having our dear leader in power for other period, and No is for making the communist scum win. The left-alliance created lots of gay nigger ads, like this:


As you see, No is full of faggots.

Si's:

QUICK TEST: See the differences between each video, in the No one, they only care about fucking happy people dancing as retards, and in our Si, you can see rich and beatuful people making money with copper.

Si was going to win, they had 3% of advantage from No, but in the last moment, someone tricked out all the shit and No won.

Jews did it.