Goldenplate

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goldenplate is a cleverly-crafted troll that claims to be a "Mormon Japanimation artist," going by the name Sarah Lawville. She claims to live in Salt Lake City, Utah She has infuriated the majority of Livejournal with her offensive shenanigans. Her entries mainly consisted of covering extremely touchy topics, such as: suicide, child abuse, homosexuality, racism and even rape to name a few.

Sarah first burst upon the Livejournal scene, where she posted in the gayteens, bragging about how she is "free from the disease of Homosexuality", and that everybody in the community be cured by "Jesus' loving Salvation". This caused an instant uproar within the gay population on Livejournal, causing those offended by her post to question whether goldenplate was a troll or not. D'oh!

She also ended up on LJ Drama with the aforementioned post, and is also a huge fan of hentai.

Readers of goldenplate's Livejournal

The majority of the people that read her journal were offended gays, those who appreciated her journal, Mormons who were insulted by her claims and even gays who saw through her and found her posts funny.

Communities she has trolled

• gayteens: Hi everyone!
• add_me: Hello ^_^
• dead_babies
• ljfriends: Hello! :D
• seekinghisface
• heated_debate: Abortion: Right or Wrong?

Example posts by people whom she has offended

• luminum: [1]
• tnmwloves69eamw: [2]
• tnmwloves69eamw: [3]
• spoiledblood143: [4]

~* The Second Coming of Christ *~

In late 2009, a new troll surfaced, christ_in_a_girl which is a sexually suggestive play-on-words to her real name, Christina Girlson. Supposedly, she befriended Miss Sarah and had her move in with her family, despite only meeting her last thursday. She is a lunatic Christ-wanker who constantly writes poetry, professing her love for Jesus (which are pretty hilarious). Such posts are often written in ~* net-speak *~ In case you haven't put two-and-two together, this is also goldenplate's short-lived troll journal.

Trolling posts: ~* hi every1 *~ and ~* hi every1 *~

As for Sarah, she ended up getting knocked up by her ex-boyfriend Josh, who drugged and raped her at a party.

See Also

• Religion
• Jesus
• Fundamentalist

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