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[[File:begbuckmug.PNG|thumb|400px|right|Begbucks the virgin trash picking pedo lover.]] | [[File:begbuckmug.PNG|thumb|400px|right|Begbucks the virgin trash picking pedo lover.]] | ||
Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer and a [[virgin]] that has [[bum|never had a job]]. He spends his time part time picking garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an [[Erectile_dysfunction|erectile dysfunction]] that lasted 10 months. He | Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer and a [[virgin]] that has [[bum|never had a job]]. He spends his time part time picking through people's garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an [[Erectile_dysfunction|erectile dysfunction]] that lasted 10 months. He's also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own [[sperm]] while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and defend his online hero the convicted sex offender [[Davidsfarm|David Hugh Rock]] on the internet for free. | ||
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|Begbucks quotes|background-color: #E6E6FA; width: 500px; height: 190px;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|when I was a trash picker activly and I was making my nest egg, I actually was uhh impotent for about 10 months|Begbucks, got erectile dysfunction from digging in [[You|your]] trash | |||
|my mother who ran my life even though I was already 18, she forbid me to sell my sperm|Begbucks, on his mom who he still lives with | |||
|the only thing I can do is be a dumpster diver and a dump picker|Begbucks, I'm a waste of life | |||
|}}|border=#DCDCDC|background=#E6E6FA}}</center> | |||
<center><b>↕SOME QUOTES FROM THE VIDEO↕</b></center> | |||
<video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begbucks." frame="true" position="center"/> | <video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begbucks." frame="true" position="center"/> | ||
<small><b>Fun fact:</b> Begbucks tried to collect disability due to one of his arms being ½ inch shorter than the other. He was denied.</small> | |||
==Website faggotry== | ==Website faggotry== | ||
[[File:begbuckslinks.PNG|thumb|right|The diarrhea icing on the shit cake that is his website.]] | [[File:begbuckslinks.PNG|thumb|right|The diarrhea icing on the shit cake that is his website.]] | ||
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Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup. | Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup. | ||
==Adult baby== | ==Adult baby== | ||
[[File:babyaccessorize.PNG|thumb|right|Begbucks selling his used baby artifacts that he | [[File:babyaccessorize.PNG|thumb|right|Begbucks selling his used baby artifacts that he collected from the garbage.]] | ||
37 year old Begbucks protects his [[virgin|virginity]] with a security blanket from his [[Infantilism|infancy]]. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash. | 37 year old Begbucks protects his [[virgin|virginity]] with a security blanket from his [[Infantilism|infancy]]. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash. | ||
{{quote|This is my uhh security blanket that I've had for, I believe it's going to be going on uhh 33 years uhmmm..|Begbucks|Admitting to being a virgin.}} | {{quote|This is my uhh security blanket that I've had for, I believe it's going to be going on uhh 33 years uhmmm..|Begbucks|Admitting to being a virgin.}} | ||
<video type="youtube" id="3UdHTsObyxI" width="400" height="320" desc="Begbucks and his baby blanket." frame="true" position="center"/> | <video type="youtube" id="3UdHTsObyxI" width="400" height="320" desc="Begbucks and his baby blanket." frame="true" position="center"/> | ||
==Eating trash== | |||
[[File:Begbucksdiet.PNG|thumb|right|Basically he eats shit.]] | |||
Begbucks has made videos showing himself collect food from dumpsters. His diet consist of expired candy, spoiled fruit, and dented canned goods. | |||
==Low T & chode== | |||
Begbucks has extremely low levels of testosterone and a [[Chode|small dick]]. | |||
*1.) He's made multiple videos reviewing herbal male enhancement products. | |||
*2.) His website is covered in penis enlargement and male enhancement adds. | |||
==Pedo defending== | ==Pedo defending== | ||
Begbucks can be found in the comments under any video on [[YouTube]] that pertains to [[Davidsfarm]]. He spends hours each day defending convicted pedophile [[Davidsfarm|David Hugh Rock]] from the haters. | Begbucks can be found in the comments under any video on [[YouTube]] that pertains to [[Davidsfarm]]. He spends hours each day defending convicted pedophile [[Davidsfarm|David Hugh Rock]] from the haters. Obviously Begbucks is a [[pedophile]] himself. | ||
==Maintaining his virginity== | |||
Begbucks has successfully abstained from sex all of his life. He accomplished this by being weird as shit, ugly, and dirt poor. After being laughed at online for being a virgin and a pedophile he joined naughtyover40.com so he could make a video showing the slags that had accidentally viewed his awkward dating site profile. To try and mask his blatant pedophilia he makes a point of publicly saying he is not interested in young women. | |||
{{quote|I'm not intrested in young women, you know uhh, personally being a [[Old_people|granny]] fucker|Begbucks| trying to make his sexual preference seem as far from children as possible}} | |||
==Burning his lost hair== | ==Burning his lost hair== | ||
<video type="youtube" id="MkzuKMGSKwo" width="300" height="200" frame="true" position="left"/> | <video type="youtube" id="MkzuKMGSKwo" width="300" height="200" frame="true" position="left"/> | ||
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Begbucks the balding [[virgin]] saves his hair as it falls out so he can burn it every year in February | Begbucks the balding [[virgin]] saves his hair as it falls out so he can burn it every year in February/[[Nigger|black]] history month. He does this because he is a [[OCD|crazy person]]. Hes made 2 videos of this ritual and a 3rd is expected to be on the way. Skin lamp shades should be just around the corner. | ||
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==Doxx== | ==Doxx== | ||
[[File:begbucksdumbass.PNG|thumb|140px|right|More fail from his shitty website.]] | |||
*Daniel Adamik | *Daniel Adamik | ||
*po box 824 Mashpee, MA 02649 US | *po box 824 Mashpee, MA 02649 US | ||
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*[http://www.begbucks.com his shitty ass website] | *[http://www.begbucks.com his shitty ass website] | ||
*[https://twitter.com/begbucks his twitter] | *[https://twitter.com/begbucks his twitter] | ||
*[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dan-adamik/31/b5a/858 his linkedin profile] <i>this is a joke in | *[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dan-adamik/31/b5a/858 his linkedin profile] <i>this is a joke in itself lmao</i> | ||
*{{youtube2|Begbucks|Begbucks}} - <i>Main account/Locked out</i> | *{{youtube2|Begbucks|Begbucks}} - <i>Main account/Locked out</i> | ||
*{{youtube2|Begbucks2|Begbucks2}} - <i>Open for fail</i> | *{{youtube2|Begbucks2|Begbucks2}} - <i>Open for fail</i> | ||
*[mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] | *[mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] | ||
*[mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] | *[mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Davidsfarm]] | *[[Davidsfarm]] | ||
*[[YouTube]] | *[[YouTube]] | ||
*[[Asspie]] | |||
Revision as of 14:56, 18 January 2013
Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer and a virgin that has never had a job. He spends his time part time picking through people's garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an erectile dysfunction that lasted 10 months. He's also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own sperm while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and defend his online hero the convicted sex offender David Hugh Rock on the internet for free.
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<video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begbucks." frame="true" position="center"/> Fun fact: Begbucks tried to collect disability due to one of his arms being ½ inch shorter than the other. He was denied.
Website faggotry
His website is all about his trash digging and begging. He wants visitors to donate to his Paypal because he never had the balls to try at life.
Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup.
Adult baby
37 year old Begbucks protects his virginity with a security blanket from his infancy. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash.
—Begbucks, Admitting to being a virgin. | ||
<video type="youtube" id="3UdHTsObyxI" width="400" height="320" desc="Begbucks and his baby blanket." frame="true" position="center"/>
Eating trash
Begbucks has made videos showing himself collect food from dumpsters. His diet consist of expired candy, spoiled fruit, and dented canned goods.
Low T & chode
Begbucks has extremely low levels of testosterone and a small dick.
- 1.) He's made multiple videos reviewing herbal male enhancement products.
- 2.) His website is covered in penis enlargement and male enhancement adds.
Pedo defending
Begbucks can be found in the comments under any video on YouTube that pertains to Davidsfarm. He spends hours each day defending convicted pedophile David Hugh Rock from the haters. Obviously Begbucks is a pedophile himself.
Maintaining his virginity
Begbucks has successfully abstained from sex all of his life. He accomplished this by being weird as shit, ugly, and dirt poor. After being laughed at online for being a virgin and a pedophile he joined naughtyover40.com so he could make a video showing the slags that had accidentally viewed his awkward dating site profile. To try and mask his blatant pedophilia he makes a point of publicly saying he is not interested in young women.
—Begbucks, trying to make his sexual preference seem as far from children as possible | ||
Burning his lost hair
<video type="youtube" id="MkzuKMGSKwo" width="300" height="200" frame="true" position="left"/> <video type="youtube" id="OOr0e6g-cfs" width="300" height="200" frame="true" position="right"/>
Begbucks the balding virgin saves his hair as it falls out so he can burn it every year in February/black history month. He does this because he is a crazy person. Hes made 2 videos of this ritual and a 3rd is expected to be on the way. Skin lamp shades should be just around the corner.
Doxx
- Daniel Adamik
- po box 824 Mashpee, MA 02649 US
- +1.5085246998
- his shitty ass website
- his twitter
- his linkedin profile this is a joke in itself lmao
- Template:Youtube2 - Main account/Locked out
- Template:Youtube2 - Open for fail
- [email protected]
- [email protected]