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==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]==
==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]==
[[File:Elephant.gif|180px|thumb|right|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|''LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! POKING COLONEL TITTIES' JUGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!'']]]]
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.  Better yet, make your [[Geocities|own]] fansite!
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.  Better yet, make your [[Geocities|own]] fansite!
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg||OMG KAWAII!!!1!!11|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg||OMG KAWAII!!!1!!11|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Elephant.gif|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|''LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! POKING COLONEL TITTIES' JUGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!'']]
Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii
File:Humping bear mascot.gif|[[Pedobear|Rapu Rapu tiem]]! ^.^
File:Taking_good_care_of_a_penis.jpg|[[Blowjob|BJ Lessons]] kawaii style
File:Hello-Kitty-tipped-bullets.jpg|[[Hello Kitty]] promoting [[School Shooting|special times at school]]!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Pony_AIDS.jpg|[[Brony|The kawaii way to die!]]
File:Pony_AIDS.jpg|[[Brony|The kawaii way to die!]]
File:Weaboos anime.jpg|[[Weaboo]]s: Addicted to the Kawaii.
File:Weaboos anime.jpg|[[Weaboo]]s: Addicted to the Kawaii.
File:Taking_good_care_of_a_penis.jpg|[[Blowjob|BJ Lessons]] kawaii style
Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero|brotha with blue eyes]]? KAFUCKINGWAII, NIG!
Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero|brotha with blue eyes]]? KAFUCKINGWAII, NIG!
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]
File:HelloCthulhu.jpg|[[Cthulhu|Snuggable Elder Gods]]
File:HelloCthulhu.jpg|[[Cthulhu|Snuggable Elder Gods]]
Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii
File:Kawaii obama desu.jpg|[[Black Jesus|Obama]] and [[White|Romney]] after the 2012 debate.
File:Kawaii obama desu.jpg|[[Black Jesus|Obama]] and [[White|Romney]] after the 2012 debate.
File:RomneyQQ.jpg|When Romney lost. Someone needs hugs!
File:RomneyQQ.jpg|When Romney lost. Someone needs hugs!
Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too!
Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Osamakawaii.gif
File:Humping bear mascot.gif|[[Pedobear|Rapu Rapu tiem]]! ^.^
File:-large--AnimePaper-wallpapers Nurse-Witch-Komugi PrinJess THISRES 50824.jpg|Now with [[Fanservice]]!
File:-large--AnimePaper-wallpapers Nurse-Witch-Komugi PrinJess THISRES 50824.jpg|Now with [[Fanservice]]!
Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice
Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice
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File:Pimplesqueeze.jpg|Kawaii skin Care Tip!
File:Pimplesqueeze.jpg|Kawaii skin Care Tip!
File:Cuteness.gif
File:Cuteness.gif
File:Hello-Kitty-tipped-bullets.jpg|[[Hello Kitty]] promoting [[School Shooting|special times at school]]!
File:Cute.gif
File:Cute.gif
File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]]
File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]]
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File:Nigga-thats-kawaii.jpg
File:Nigga-thats-kawaii.jpg
File:Gelatin.gif
File:Gelatin.gif
File:Cookie and Doughnut.PNG
File:Hello Kitty Weaboo Kawaii.jpg|[[kittens|Hello Kitty encouraging this crap]]
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


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==Things [[gay|Kawaii]]==
==Things [[gay|Kawaii]]==
[[image:Shitting Rainbows - 14.png|180px|right]]
[[image:Shitting Rainbows - 14.png|180px|right]]
[[File:Hello Kitty Weaboo Kawaii.jpg|thumb|[[kittens|Hello Kitty encouraging this crap]].]]
*[[Anime]]
*[[Anime]]
*[[Bishounen|Bishounens]]
*[[Bishounen|Bishounens]]

Revision as of 13:53, 13 March 2013

Using the word makes you end up dying like this

Kawaii (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by weeaboos that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like Desu, weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "otaku" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like retarded children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your penis/tits shrink.

Being Kawaii

  • Go on YouTube and find some anime, watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
  • Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them. Better yet, make your own fansite!
  • Learn to talk kawaii
  • Kawaii-ify yourself IRL. You can either go for the classic cute look or the innocent little 9 year old girl look.
  • Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, KawaiiKittee88 or maskedsugargirl or Xxbuffy-bunnyxX. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of cuteness into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE INTERNETS.
  • START DRAWING SOME CHIBIES DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the cool kids do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.

Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to super-hell.

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Videos

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