Deathcore

PATRICK HATES DEATHCORE!

Deathcore is a form of BR00T4L 666 H@RDC000R333 HXCX music with no talent and has either hardcore punk fags or metallic hardcore fags trying to play death metal or death metal kids trying to play beat-down h@rdc0re punk seeming to turn out as a big genre. Sometimes weird guys with Justin Bieber hairstyles will fuckin' join the bands once in a while.

How to be BR00T4L

YO DAWGGET!!

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BEWARE IF YOUR MOM IS A CHRISTWHORE!!!

THAT IS WHY THEY ARE BR00T4L. DON'T YOU GET IT?

• Pig squeal, do Cookie Monster vocals or just growls ranging from low to dying cat shrieks pitches
• Wear a black shirt of a band logo you can't even read
• Have ridiculously big ear gauges
• Jack off your arms and neck with tattoos
• Listen to deathcore
• Either do really retarded poses in your pictures, or just look at the camera or do an internet tough guy pose
• Say words like br00t4l and h34vy
• Fuck pigs up the ass to hear an example of a pig squeal to support your stereotypical deathcore vocals
• Do ridiculously weird fucking things and try to look all retarded in pictures, otherwise just look at that camera.
• Fuck corpses
• Keep pig squeals OUTSIDE THE FUCKING FARM.
• If you want to shriek your growls, make a noise of a panther getting castrated.
• Make the most BR00t4L G0RE AND SCARIEST VIDEOS FOR YA SONGS.
• Make your band's logo ridiculously hard to read and make it look like it was written by some molested baby on redbull
• Downtune all 35976358632786325703135809879996590054322312111456 strings of your guitar very low.
• Enjoy abuse of breakdowns
• BE BR00T4L!
• You got male!
• Opens letter, HOLY SHIT I MADE $$$$$$$$$$$MONEY!

Characteristics

Learn to speak deathcore.

Typical deathcore band

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Breakdowns are the new solos.

HEY YO FUCKAZ I LIKE TO BREE, FUCKIN BREE WHO WANTS A BREE!? Deathcore frontman

• Vocalist- Some guy who pig squeals "BREE BREE BREEEEEEEEE SQEE SQEE CREED!!!1" in the mic along with other gutter growls and dying cat shrieks and/or cookie monster vocals. This guy USUALLY wears ear gauges. (Look at the frontman for Suffokate, MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! HOLY VAGINA!) They also USUALLY have a crew cut or short asymmetrical hair or shitloads of tattoos and a sleeveless shirt.
• Lead guitarist - Some guy with long hair usually down to like the shoulders or asymmetrical or shaggy and he just does death metal riffs that sound like some 6 year old nintendo fanfag is having diarrhea shooting out his asshole like a military gun. Then they do HXCX breakdowns AKA THE MOST BR00T4L 666 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST PART OF THE SONG!!!!111
• Rhythm guitarist - Some retard usually with short hair, he just does breakdowns and weird ass chugging like a Palestinian man is tasting his own pubic hair.
• Bassist - Has long hair if there are at least three guys in the band with long hair, usually has a crew cut or medium-short length hair with medium-sized bangs or normal fucking guy hair you see those fucking fags at high school have. He just is probably pretending to play the bass, probably just records his dog farting in a trash can since that's what the bass sounds like
• Drummer - Might have gauges or the other members. He has usually long straight hair just sounds like a Greek goatbanging high school whore on Redbull is getting her ovaries tickled with a feather by a 2 year old bitch.

Typical band member amount is 5 members. (USUALLY)

Lyrics

• I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT KNIFE YOU PUT IN MY BACK! TIME TO DIE, CUNT!
• COME ON AND PUT YOUR HEAD AROUND THE ROPE, I'LL LET YOU CHOKE, YOU FUCKING WHORE
• SHE STARTS HER NEW DIET OF LIQUOR AND DICK, JUST LIKE HOLLYWOOD, BUT LACED IN SICK
• BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE!!!
• I LIEK TO TOUCH YOUR CUNT, AND STAB YOU IN TEH BACK, BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE ???????????????????? TIME TO WATCH SOME RUN!!!
• masturbating to the corpses, you betrayed me, I'll get you cunt, I'll watch you die in pain, you fucking slut!
• GET UP OUT OF THAT CHAIR! YOU CAN COME UP AND FUCKING GO OR ARE YOU DEAD!!! -dying cats-
• KNIFE IN YOUR BACK, WATCH YOUR SKULL CRACK, YOU'RE FUCKING SCUM
• YOU'RE RUNNING AS I KILL YOU. BURNING YOUR HOMES
• YOU WILL DIEEEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!
• Fuck you!! Fucking NiGer! Prepare for death and soon to suffer!
• SOFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Typical deathcore song

Fans and Image

Typical deathcore fan

Fan Behaviour

hxcx MOSHER TYPICAL.

DEATHCORE NEEDS MOAAAR BREAKDOWNS!!

A good breakdown

Fans tend to be retards who love fucking pogo dancing and moshpits and they just do karate wankery kicking up the vagina. They're like 8 year old karate novices running around the school naked as a celebration of how much of a black belt they are, just because they punched a 2-year-old girl and she just kept walking. Some also are weird ass chubby kids or wiggers with baseball caps in their Emmure shirts yelling JUMPDAFUCKUP!! TURN THAT SHIT UP! and then stage dives and kills his friends. They swing their arms around to show how hardcore HARDKORN they are.

Image

• Long hair (usually down to the shoulders or somewhat messy or something.
• If they don't have long hair they'll have a crew cut or wear a baseball cap like a wigger
• Shitloads of tattoos on the arms and neck (especially on BR00T4L vocalists)
• Black shirts with a deathcore/death metal/hardcore band
• Ear gauges usually making the ears viciously huge as fuck
• Jeans or shorts
• Hoodies with some band logo you can't even read

How to Troll Deathcore Fans

• Make fun of Mitch Lucker's death.
• If they like progressive deathcore like Veil of Maya, After the Burial and Born of Osiris then tell them that their favorite bands are simplistic/easy.
• Say that deathcore is scene.
• Make fun of their ears if they wear gauges.
• Ask them if the vocalist in their favorite band (Bands like Carnifex and Despised Icon!) is a pig hired to do vocal duties.
• If they are a fan of Emmure, Here Comes the Kraken, Catalepsy, etc then call them a wigger.
• Say that Emmure are hip-hop.
• Say that deathcore is NOT brutal.
• Make fun of the ears of Rick Hoover from Suffokate.
• Go to an Acacia Strain concert, and yell at the band especially the singer calling them deathcore.
• If you see Vincent Bennett, call his band deathcore and/or call him Vince. (Difference between "Vince" and "Vincent")
• Wear an Emmure shirt to an Acacia Strain gig.
• Wear an Acacia Strain shirt to an Emmure gig.
• Tell Vincent Bennett how a lot of the bands he tours with are deathcore.
• Say that Here Comes the Kraken are spics/beaners especially at the band's fans.
• Go to a Here Comes the Kraken gig and yell "BEANER!" or "SPIC" at the band
• Go to a We Butter the Bread With Butter gig and yell "NAZIS" or "HUN!" to the band.
• Go to an Oceano concert and yell at the singer calling him a "nigger".
• Say that Pablo Viveros is a terrorist/sand nigger.
• Call Pablo Viveros a terrorist/sand nigger loud at a Chelsea Grin gig if he's there.
• If you see former guitar of Chelsea Grin named Michael Stafford, call him a gook.
• Say that Michael Stafford is a gook.
• Say that The Black Dahlia Murder are deathcore.
• Show them this article.

Then...

YOU GOT $$$$$$$$$!!!!!

Bands Tagged as Deathcore

If you're looking at BMTH, if this how they define the genre.

BROOTLE!!!!

• Attila - WAIT A MINUTE, WHEN DID DEATHCORE TALK ABOUT PARTYING?!?!?!?!]]
• Whitechapel - BREE BREE!!! -Few years later- Can't tell if death metal or deathcore
• All Shall Perish - Prepare Uranus
• Veil of Maya - Guitar wankery
• Cryptopsy - First are tech-death, then sell out into deathcore, then go back but try to be MOAR TECHNICAL
• Emmure - Wiggercore
• BMTH - Emo-hair fags who eventually left the sound and went on to metalcore and sold out to hipsters.
• Suicide Silence - Mitch Lucker died of drunk driving.
• Carnifex - Typical deathcore
• Chelsea Grin - the joker fags who got mutilated with a chelsea smile at the age of 4
• Suffokate - Vocalist with viciously huge ear gauges
• Acacia Strain - THEY'RE NOT DEATHCORE. Or are they? Vincent Bennett: "GOD DAMMIT!!!!! WE ARE NOT DEATHCORE YOU FUCKING NIgERS!!!!"
• Black Dahlia Murder - Oops, they're more melodeath. But still are gay
• Despised Icon - the pioneers of this shitty genre
• Job for a Cowboy - The vocalist who did a scream cause he got castrated at the 25th second of their song Entombment of a Machine, in 2007 they go to death metal only but still fail
• Waking the Cadaver - WHEAT SHREDDED WHEAT!!!
• Here Comes the Kraken - Some nu-deathcore band full of beaners and come from Mexico.
• Oceano - Click the link on the left and you'll know what the frontman is!
• We Butter the Bread With Butter - Some shitty electronic deathcore band full of huns who beat off to Hitler's one and only one testicle.

Gallery

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  HOLY DEATHCORE
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  Bring me the horizon! It's over there!
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  Deathcore frontman
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  Chelsea Grin prove that the Joker loves deathcore!
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  WE DO NOT TOLERATE BANDS LIKE THAT!
• BEWARE OF THE CHRISTWHORE! IF YOUR MOM IS, THEN HIDE YOUR DEATHCORE COMPACT DISCS FROM HER!
  BEWARE OF THE CHRISTWHORE! IF YOUR MOM IS, THEN HIDE YOUR DEATHCORE COMPACT DISCS FROM HER!
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  PATRICK HATES DEATHCORE!
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  YO DAWG!
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  The new solo.
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  Learn to speak deathcore!
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  DEATHCORE'S MAIN ANTHEM!
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  RAGE!!!!! RAGE!!!
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  Some of the ROOOOOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTS!!!!!
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  Core music is the new disco!
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  Ears
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  Typical deathcore fan

See Also

• Punk
• Death metal
• Pig
• Music
• Gore
• Grindcore

External Links

• MOST BR00T4L SONG!

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