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{{quote|Duuuuude... This is some really good whip!! We gotta finish this before your mom gets back!!! Then we can listen to that new Green Day CD and go on Newgrounds!! We're totally such stoners!!!|-'''Typical User ([[13 year old boy|13 year old suburban boys]])}} | {{quote|Duuuuude... This is some really good whip!! We gotta finish this before your mom gets back!!! Then we can listen to that new Green Day CD and go on Newgrounds!! We're totally such stoners!!!|-'''Typical User ([[13 year old boy|13 year old suburban boys]])}} | ||
'''Inhalants''' are a [[ | '''Inhalants''' ''(also refered to as solvents)'' are the drug ''(or more accurately substance)'' of choice for the incredibly poor and incredibly stupid. These substances refer to anything where you inhale the fumes of a liquid or solid without first [[Weed|burning it]] or [[Meth|vaporizing it]]. An equally accurate definition is anything [[oil]] based you can buy for less that $5 or anything seen being used by the local [[Aboriginal|indigenous]] [[Injun|population]] or [[Faggots|13 year olds]] proving to their friends how [[Gay|cool]] they are by [[Doing it wrong|sniffing a gluestick]]. Glue, [[Abo|petrol]], paint, thinners, [[Poison|benzene and toluene]] are the most common inhalants, as they can be easily purchased at your local newsagent or hardware shop. | ||
Using inhalants is the equivalent in drug use to drinking mouthwash with [[alcohol|alcoholism]]. Right down to you stupidity, poorness, [[Nigger|undoubtedly your race]] and your burning desire to end up completely [[Schizo]]. | |||
PROTIP: Stealing [[cocaine]] from a mentally unstable black man will yield a better result than using inhalants. [[DO IT FAGGOT|Why don't you go steal some real drugs?]] | |||
== Poppers == | == Poppers == | ||
'''Poppers''' (also known as '''the [[goatse]] drug''') is used exclusively by [[faggots]] during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their [[ass]]. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will [[goatse|magically expand]] and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and [[sex|orgasm potency]] so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out. | '''Poppers''' (also known as '''the [[goatse]] drug''') is used exclusively by [[faggots]] during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their [[ass]]. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will [[goatse|magically expand]] and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and [[sex|orgasm potency]] so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out. | ||
== | ==Key demographics== | ||
===Indigenous peoples=== | |||
===13 year olds=== | |||
==Effects== | |||
==Known users== | |||
*[[Ryan Cleary]] | |||
*[[Aboriginals]] | |||
*[[13 year old boys]] | |||
*90% of [[ED IRC|users on #ed]] | |||
*[[Niggers]] | |||
*Every drug user living in the [[Africa|3rd world]] | |||
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==See Also== | |||
*[[Aboriginal]] | |||
*[[Ryan]] | |||
*[[Drugs]] | |||
*[[Poor]] | |||
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—-Typical User (13 year old suburban boys) | ||
Inhalants (also refered to as solvents) are the drug (or more accurately substance) of choice for the incredibly poor and incredibly stupid. These substances refer to anything where you inhale the fumes of a liquid or solid without first burning it or vaporizing it. An equally accurate definition is anything oil based you can buy for less that $5 or anything seen being used by the local indigenous population or 13 year olds proving to their friends how cool they are by sniffing a gluestick. Glue, petrol, paint, thinners, benzene and toluene are the most common inhalants, as they can be easily purchased at your local newsagent or hardware shop.
Using inhalants is the equivalent in drug use to drinking mouthwash with alcoholism. Right down to you stupidity, poorness, undoubtedly your race and your burning desire to end up completely Schizo.
PROTIP: Stealing cocaine from a mentally unstable black man will yield a better result than using inhalants. Why don't you go steal some real drugs?
Poppers
Poppers (also known as the goatse drug) is used exclusively by faggots during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their ass. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will magically expand and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and orgasm potency so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out.
Key demographics
Indigenous peoples
13 year olds
Effects
Known users
- Ryan Cleary
- Aboriginals
- 13 year old boys
- 90% of users on #ed
- Niggers
- Every drug user living in the 3rd world
The Best Huffing Vidyas Evar
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