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Born in Texas, Mike was raised by [[Death]]. The Grim Reaper taught Mike the way of the force for when many years later he will have to face against one of [[Pewdiepie|mankinds greatest threats]]. At the age of 7, Mike played Hide and seek with a female version of [[Satan]] and lost his virginity after losing the game. | Born in Texas, Mike was raised by [[Death]]. The Grim Reaper taught Mike the way of the force for when many years later he will have to face against one of [[Pewdiepie|mankinds greatest threats]]. At the age of 7, Mike played Hide and seek with a female version of [[Satan]] and lost his virginity after losing the game. At the age of 13 Mike met two of his best friends: [[Cocaine]](The dog and the drug) and [[Cthulhu]] | ||
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A man of a thousand words, 
MikeNnemonic✡ is an obese Jew with cheetoh-stained armpits who streams his particular brand of knowledge via Twitch.tv, usually whilst fondling his transgendered fetus-daughter.
Every Saturday night without fail he streams undiluted feces in a seemingly sickening attempt to drive people to suicide in order to escape the ensuing boredom. He is currently in love with a sliced off pair of boobs and licks them with disturbing frequency. Every morning he goatses in the name of DARK SOULS and often smothers himself in shit whilst streaming. He is disturbingly fond of Randy Savage's dick
He loves to play the "Skype-Game" in which he gives virgins attention that they don't deserve... because they're fucking virgins however his most notable trait is that he jacks off to Touhou shit... literal shit
The man also has a delicious TV Tropes page which he jacks off to every night. One of his favorite hobbies on a Sunday morning is masturbate to Centaur porn whilst going onto his Argentine channel so as to upload as many smoking videos as he can at the same time.
Early Life
Born in Texas, Mike was raised by Death. The Grim Reaper taught Mike the way of the force for when many years later he will have to face against one of mankinds greatest threats. At the age of 7, Mike played Hide and seek with a female version of Satan and lost his virginity after losing the game. At the age of 13 Mike met two of his best friends: Cocaine(The dog and the drug) and Cthulhu
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