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The country is ran by the supreme leader, [[Hitler|'''Stein Bagger''']].
The country is ran by the supreme leader, [[Hitler|'''Stein Bagger''']].


In opposition to the <s>retarded</s> well thought out alcohol law of the [[Sweden|Swedes]], the danish kids can buy alcohol at 16 so they can be '''kool kids''' Also weed is <s>legal</s> in the countries capital. They even have a street deticated to selling of marijuana called: "Pusherstreet"
In opposition to the <s>retarded</s> well thought out alcohol law of the [[Sweden|Swedes]], the danish kids can buy alcohol at 16 so they can be '''kool kids''' Also weed is <s>legal</s> in the country's capital. They even have a street named ''''Pusherstreet'''' or as its official name is ''''Green Light District'''', where marijuana can <s>legally</s> easily be purchased.
 
[[Image:christania_green_light_district.jpeg|frame|center|The sign to Pusherstreet or whatever the fuck you wanna call it]]


In '''Denmark''' [[child porn]] was legal in the 70's, so it was a perfect country for [[Pedophiles|Benedict XVI]], since then Denmark has caught up on the rest of Europe, and the western part of the world, and is now as gay as [[Germany]].
In '''Denmark''' [[child porn]] was legal in the 70's, so it was a perfect country for [[Pedophiles|Benedict XVI]], since then Denmark has caught up on the rest of Europe, and the western part of the world, and is now as gay as [[Germany]].
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Fuck you western world.
Fuck you western world.


Denmark is divided into two parts. Part one being the capital Copenhagen the home of: "Really laid-back hippie cool stoner vikings" and the second part bing the rest of the country witch is the home of: "Redneck Racists"
==The Regions of Denmark==
 
Denmark is divided into three main parts.
Part one being the capital Copenhagen, Sealand, the home of: "Really laid-back hippie cool stoner vikings".
The ''''second part'''' being ''''Fyn'''', where.. Well... Fuck Fyn.
The ''''third part'''' is <s>Jylland/Jutland</s> Afghanistan of Denmark.
 
The only place which is not shitty is of course Copenhagen.

Revision as of 01:40, 2 July 2013

NOTICE: All danish persons are just as gay as Benjamin Lasnier
The flag of Denmark, Dannebrog, which was created over 2000 years ago.
King Christian the 10th with his wife Louise of Sweden. King of Denmark 1940-1945
The leader of Denmark 1946-2013.

Denmark (not to be confused with Holland), is a country, which lies in the deep ruins of Northern Europe.

The country is ran by the supreme leader, Stein Bagger.

In opposition to the retarded well thought out alcohol law of the Swedes, the danish kids can buy alcohol at 16 so they can be kool kids Also weed is legal in the country's capital. They even have a street named 'Pusherstreet' or as its official name is 'Green Light District', where marijuana can legally easily be purchased.

The sign to Pusherstreet or whatever the fuck you wanna call it

In Denmark child porn was legal in the 70's, so it was a perfect country for Benedict XVI, since then Denmark has caught up on the rest of Europe, and the western part of the world, and is now as gay as Germany.

Fuck you western world.

The Regions of Denmark

Denmark is divided into three main parts. Part one being the capital Copenhagen, Sealand, the home of: "Really laid-back hippie cool stoner vikings". The 'second part' being 'Fyn', where.. Well... Fuck Fyn. The 'third part' is Jylland/Jutland Afghanistan of Denmark.

The only place which is not shitty is of course Copenhagen.