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'''MLG,''' also known as [[Faggotry|Major League Gaming]] is a group made up of [[Neckbeards|fine, respectable gentlemen]] who are [[Lies|such talented individuals]] that they get [[jew gold|paid]] to drink [[Disgusting|tasty]] energy drinks and "endorse" it while sitting on their fat asses doing nothing but button mashing and [[rage|screaming]] at each other while on the verge of [[HNNNNG|cardiac arrest | [[Image:Dorkwishestobemlg.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Assburgers detected.]] | ||
'''MLG,''' also known as [[Faggotry|Major League Gaming]], is a group made up of [[Neckbeards|fine, respectable gentlemen]] who are [[Lies|such talented individuals]] that they get [[jew gold|paid]] to drink [[Disgusting|tasty]] energy drinks and "endorse" it while sitting on their fat asses doing nothing but button-mashing and [[rage|screaming]] at each other while on the verge of [[HNNNNG|cardiac arrest.]] | |||
When they are are not [[masturbating|preoccupied]] to looking at [[Rule 34|Rule 34]] of [[pretty cool guy|Master Chief]] and [[Lesbian|Cortana]] they are making ground-breaking advances in [[retard|tardnology.]] | When they are are not [[masturbating|preoccupied]] to looking at [[Rule 34|Rule 34]] of [[pretty cool guy|Master Chief]] and [[Lesbian|Cortana]] they are making ground-breaking advances in [[retard|tardnology.]] | ||
== How to Acquire MLG Skills == | |||
== How to | |||
Looking to acquire [[Moonspeak|xXxX360NoScOpEScRubKilLerXxXx]] moves? You came to right place my child! To [[STD|acquire]] the moves that will get [[You|you]] all the [[ho|bitches]] than follow these three steps! | Looking to acquire [[Moonspeak|xXxX360NoScOpEScRubKilLerXxXx]] moves? You came to right place my child! To [[STD|acquire]] the moves that will get [[You|you]] all the [[ho|bitches]] than follow these three steps! | ||
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CONGRATULATIONS! [[You|YOU]] ARE NOW A [[Failure|MLG PRO!!!!]] | CONGRATULATIONS! [[You|YOU]] ARE NOW A [[Failure|MLG PRO!!!!]] | ||
{{quote|i bagned yur mum last nigh m8, aftr i OwN3d u!!!1!| That kid who teamkilled you.}} | {{quote|i bagned yur mum last nigh m8, aftr i OwN3d u!!!1!| That kid who teamkilled you.}} | ||
<center><youtube>3ElZggKy-2s</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>3ElZggKy-2s</youtube></center> | ||
<center>'''MLG Third Reich'''</center> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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*[[Halo]] | *[[Halo]] | ||
*[[Starcraft]] | *[[Starcraft]] | ||
==External Links== | |||
*[http://www.majorleaguegaming.com Home page] | |||
*{{facebook|mlgpro}} | |||
*{{twitter|MLG}} | |||
*[http://www.twitch.tv/mlglol Major Dweeb Gaymers on Twitch] | |||
{{gaming}} | {{gaming}} | ||
Revision as of 17:44, 13 April 2014
MLG, also known as Major League Gaming, is a group made up of fine, respectable gentlemen who are such talented individuals that they get paid to drink tasty energy drinks and "endorse" it while sitting on their fat asses doing nothing but button-mashing and screaming at each other while on the verge of cardiac arrest.
When they are are not preoccupied to looking at Rule 34 of Master Chief and Cortana they are making ground-breaking advances in tardnology.
How to Acquire MLG Skills
Looking to acquire xXxX360NoScOpEScRubKilLerXxXx moves? You came to right place my child! To acquire the moves that will get you all the bitches than follow these three steps!
1. Buy large amounts of Mountain Dew and Doritos
2. Buy every Call Of Duty that comes out and hail it as the savior of gaming.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOW A MLG PRO!!!!
— That kid who teamkilled you. | ||
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