Nate Spidgewood

Portrait of a faggot.

What do you get when you take a fucking moron, an immature sack of shit that can't get a hint, and the world's worst wiki troll and put them together in one package?

You get a pathetic faggot named Nathaniel Edward Spidgewood. (formerly Nathaniel Edward Speed)

The "tl;dr" story on this guy goes like this:

He likes TV Tropes, wanted to edit on TV Tropes, was banned from TV Tropes, was too stupid to realize he couldn't just go back to TV Tropes under a different name, was banned again, spent time crying like a bitch on the Tropes Mirror Wiki about being banned, kept attempting to sock puppet troll TV Tropes, kept getting thrown out after being discovered while screaming death threats, and he still occasionally tries to go back and troll TV Tropes even though he fucking sucks at it. He also is obsessed with shitty cartoons and likes drawing this shit in lieu of getting a fucking life.

For the longer version, read onwards.

Who Is This Faggot?

Here's a tl;dr biography he wrote of himself from his shitty art site.

Below is a summary:

Nate had a big boner for shitty comics since he was a kid, so he devoted his life towards reading them and trying to draw them. He eventually joined Jewtube, made some shitty videos that got his sorry ass banned, and it turned out most of them sucked ass anyway. He eventually decided to delete fucking everything around September 2007 and tried to start over by getting into MUGEN, but he managed to fuck that up too.

He continued his career in failing at life by getting suspended from school for using dirty words at the beginning of 2008, then spent the rest of the years getting mocked for his Jewtube failures.

By 2009, he tried to start his life over again, and apparently felt that posting his shitty comics on Deviantart was the best time in his life.

So, when did his faggotry hit critical mass?

Nate once tried to edit on Wikipedia, but his edits were reverted by the Wikipedia Jews and all articles he tried to create were deleted. This pissed him off, so he decided to go to an even shittier alternative: TV Tropes

On TV Tropes, he had fun editing there for awhile, but he soon ran into trouble when he decided whining like a pussybitch about shit he hated was a great idea. This pissed off the TV Tropes Jews, so they suspended his ass, and he figured calling the TV Tropes jews out on their faggotry was a good idea. Eventually, even after the moderators at TV Tropes told him they'd let him edit again if he would just shut the fuck up, quit whining like a bitch, and calm the fuck down, he eventually decided to leave in a swirling vortex of butthurt.

A year later, he showed again managing to acheive epic fail as a ban evader, and almost got some other dumbass banned along with him.

However, this is not the end of Nate's faggotry.

Nate Spidgewood:Dumbass wiki troll

Not long after outing his stupid ass on TV Tropes, he decided to run over to the Tropes Mirror Wiki, and he basically started plagiarizing from TV Tropes and cunt pasting it on the Troper Mirror Wiki until the admin there told him cut that shit out. He also was stupid enough to admit to attempting to troll TV Tropes, and another user politely told him that he didn't give a shit. Twice.

He tried to get people to meatpuppet his edits over to TV Tropes, and was told by an admin to go the fuck away, no one cared. Being too stupid to take a hint he tried again, and another admin told him to go the fuck away. He also wanted someone to write a bot to cunt paste his faggotry on TV Tropes, and yet again he was told to fuck off.

He even posted this Butthurt.txt on his user blog on the Tropes Mirror Wiki:

They suspended me on one of my favorite sites, TV Tropes.org (it's called that, not Wikinamespaces or whatever), last year. That's right, Fast Eddie and his wardog, Fighteer, suspended me. Because I was ranting about their policies. That's not fair on their right, because I have to stay and do more fun editing and I'm getting really fed up with it demising to death after 2010, with so much intruders invading everything and polluting pages with namespaces, deleting or renaming great tropes, splitting folders into subpages, and blanking out examples for being "zero context". This wiki is turning into another Wikipedia, despite the statement "We are not Wikipedia" that used to be on its homepage. It's supposed to be a fun, informational, media-based site for artists, teenagers and media fans about storytelling devices, not for Wikipedia people.

The reason I first signed up on TV Tropes in 2011 is because I'm trying to expand it with more tropes, works and examples and keep in touch with tropers so I'd make life much better. (I was seriously devistated by those negative comments written on various online news articles that happened a year before [2010] and announced the constant delaying of a few anticipated, then-upcoming movies by a bankrupt studio's financial problems. As for said studio, I was just expecting them to be sold to a company they were supposed to fit.) But all these new changes these admins made, like the namespaces, the constant renaming and removing of several tropes, and blanking out of "zero context" examples, started ruining everything by taking the fun and wit out.

So last year, I got really annoyed and began ranting and complaining about them, and in return, the admins suspended me on June when I get really mad because one namespacer touched one of the pages I've written RIGHT AFTER I made a few edits on it. I tried to apologize, but they didn't buy it because they accused me of misbehaving, and even worse, they told me to wait until July 2nd. That's an outrage, and so I said "screw this, I'm outta here" and they permabanned my account. I mean c'mon, without a TV Tropes account, I'll be alone again. Then I tried to come back with with another account, but they suspended me again and when I tried to make up, they told me to get off the site and leave them alone. That makes me angry.

I made another account under a different name and they suspended me and this goes on and on and on. Meanwhile, I started complaining in questions on Yahoo! Answers about the site's demise, but people don't care and start telling me crap like "It's their website, not yours" and "You were complaining on here too". Of COURSE it's their website, but they're the ones who ruined it. No one just understands me.

Anyway, thing started to go from bad to worse in February this year, I tried to defend a webcomic article I revamped from one of Fast Eddie's namespacing minions, St Fan (seriously, HE butchers pages with inferior sorting he calls "example indentation" by removing the paragraphing of sub-examples and merging them into their parent examples, and he won't even stop), but unfortunately, it gets locked, all because of ME. Now I'm trying to defend other pages from being destroyed by said minion, but he kept telling those admins on me who kept reverting my edits, and what's worse is that they mistook them for "vandalism". That's not true, because *their* namespacing and sorting are vandalism. They're the ones who ruined the wiki in the first place. They even called me "selfish", "egotistical" and a "troll" and make fun of me because I was writing them rude edit reasons, PMs and thread posts. I've been fighting with them over the content's creativity for a long time now. I can't believe I'm signing up an email address over and over every time I'm trying to come back on the wiki, which uses them all up and took up my time. Now my IP address was blocked again, and I'm sick of copying and pasting a conformation link whenever I sign up on a proxy.

What am I supposed to do other than giving up?

Well, that's my story. To wrap this rant up, I'll tell you the truth: These admins are a bunch of horrible, strict, soulless Wikipedians who don't give a damn about the site's original creative goal and shouldn't have touch it in the first place. They pollute articles, they suspend innocent tropers like me, and they (especially Fighteer) treat us like enemies.

(By the way, I had a petition up since November, but it doesn't get enough signatures.)

Gallery Of Fail

Links to his fail

• Nate getting his sockpuppet accounts whacked on TV Tropes
• An internet Petition to attempt to get Fast Dickhead to quit fucking with his own website

Dox

This stupid fucker decided to dox himself, in case you want say hello:

Date of Birth

• 6/22/95

Email Adresses

• [email protected]
• [email protected]

Address

• Sahuarita, Arizona
• 767 W. Emerald Key Green Valley, AZ 85614

External Links

• His Tropes Mirror Wiki profile
• His shitty ripoff of Wikipedia, which he fucking hates
• Wayback Machine link to some shitty self insert fanfic he had on TV Tropes
• Nate's Jewtube account
• Nate's Dailymotion profile
• Nate's Google + account
• Nate's Deviantart account
• Nate's Livejournal
• His shitty art website
• His Tumblr blog
• His blogspot account
• His Facebook account
• His Twitter