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'''Dshocker''' ([[powerword|Nathan Hanshaw]]) is a serious gamer and an [[IRL troll]]. At the age of 17 he | '''Dshocker''' ([[powerword|Nathan Hanshaw]]) is a [[The Internet Is Serious Business|serious gamer]] and an [[IRL troll]]. At the age of 17 he dropped out of high school and took up hacking. It didn't take long until he was convicted of computer related crimes after being [[dumbass|careless]]. | ||
== Serious Gamer == | |||
Not wanting to make the same mistake twice, Nathan decided to became a [[NORP|model citizen]] and did what any teenager would [[nothing|do]]. He packed all his belongings and migrated from his bedroom to his parents [[basement-dweller|basement]]. Now living comfortable in his natural habitat he took up gaming and became a serious gamer. | |||
== His "Friend" == | |||
Because of the Internet, even the most elite basement dwellers end up making friends. Of course, keeping them is an entirely different matter. During one of his 18 hour gaming sessions, Hanshaw got [[butthurt]] at one of his gaming buddies. This guy also refused to live a boring an pathetic existence. He resided with his mother, who worked two jobs, and shared a crappy hotel room with her. At least he could [[epic win|play games all day]] and not be some loser with a job. | |||
Even serious gamers have friends but that didn't last long when he got butthurt at a friend during one of their 18 hour gaming sessions. His friend, refusing to live a boring pathetic existence, also lived with his mother at a hotel and played games all day while she worked two jobs. Only losers get jobs and support themselves. | |||
Nathan was enraged and did what any responsible person would do, be an IRL troll. What not a better way to accomplish this than convince authorities his "friend" had, "bombs, hostages and guns." Being the attention whore that he is, Hanshaw called in a news tip about a bomb threat. Thinking that he was technologically savvy and careful to cover his tracks, nothing could possibly go wrong. The police, after stopping by Dunkin' Donuts, eventually showed up at the La Quinta Inn. His friend was quite unhappy when his League of Legends game was interrupted by police knocking on the door. Much to Hanshaw's disappointment, SWAT was still enjoying coffee and doughnuts so no doors were kicked in. It wasn't long before the authorities felt like they had been IRL trolled. | Nathan was enraged and did what any responsible person would do, be an IRL troll. What not a better way to accomplish this than convince authorities his "friend" had, "bombs, hostages and guns." Being the attention whore that he is, Hanshaw called in a news tip about a bomb threat. Thinking that he was technologically savvy and careful to cover his tracks, nothing could possibly go wrong. The police, after stopping by Dunkin' Donuts, eventually showed up at the La Quinta Inn. His friend was quite unhappy when his League of Legends game was interrupted by police knocking on the door. Much to Hanshaw's disappointment, SWAT was still enjoying coffee and doughnuts so no doors were kicked in. It wasn't long before the authorities felt like they had been IRL trolled. | ||
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* [http://www.nbclosangeles.com/on-air/as-seen-on/SoCal-Swatting-Suspect-Found-in-Boston_Los-Angeles-230942521.html SoCal Swatting Suspect Found in Boston] | * [http://www.nbclosangeles.com/on-air/as-seen-on/SoCal-Swatting-Suspect-Found-in-Boston_Los-Angeles-230942521.html SoCal Swatting Suspect Found in Boston] | ||
* [http://www.pc1news.com/news/0390/teenage-bot-herder-caught.html Dshocker theTeenage Bot Herder Caught Red Handed] | * [http://www.pc1news.com/news/0390/teenage-bot-herder-caught.html Dshocker theTeenage Bot Herder Caught Red Handed] | ||
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Revision as of 17:18, 27 November 2013
Dshocker (Nathan Hanshaw) is a serious gamer and an IRL troll. At the age of 17 he dropped out of high school and took up hacking. It didn't take long until he was convicted of computer related crimes after being careless.
Serious Gamer
Not wanting to make the same mistake twice, Nathan decided to became a model citizen and did what any teenager would do. He packed all his belongings and migrated from his bedroom to his parents basement. Now living comfortable in his natural habitat he took up gaming and became a serious gamer.
His "Friend"
Because of the Internet, even the most elite basement dwellers end up making friends. Of course, keeping them is an entirely different matter. During one of his 18 hour gaming sessions, Hanshaw got butthurt at one of his gaming buddies. This guy also refused to live a boring an pathetic existence. He resided with his mother, who worked two jobs, and shared a crappy hotel room with her. At least he could play games all day and not be some loser with a job.
Even serious gamers have friends but that didn't last long when he got butthurt at a friend during one of their 18 hour gaming sessions. His friend, refusing to live a boring pathetic existence, also lived with his mother at a hotel and played games all day while she worked two jobs. Only losers get jobs and support themselves.
Nathan was enraged and did what any responsible person would do, be an IRL troll. What not a better way to accomplish this than convince authorities his "friend" had, "bombs, hostages and guns." Being the attention whore that he is, Hanshaw called in a news tip about a bomb threat. Thinking that he was technologically savvy and careful to cover his tracks, nothing could possibly go wrong. The police, after stopping by Dunkin' Donuts, eventually showed up at the La Quinta Inn. His friend was quite unhappy when his League of Legends game was interrupted by police knocking on the door. Much to Hanshaw's disappointment, SWAT was still enjoying coffee and doughnuts so no doors were kicked in. It wasn't long before the authorities felt like they had been IRL trolled.
The FBI was contacted and Special Agents Mulder and Scully were summoned from retirement. Even with the assistance of PRISM, it took these agents to trace the hoax calls from Southern California back to Boston. He no longer spends all day in a basement with greasy pizza boxes scattered everywhere. Instead he spends 18 hours a day being some black guy's white bitch for the next 30 months, learning how to play all kinds of new games. Sadly, Governor Brown and the Los Angeles City Council have no sense of adventure. Laws been passed to discourage swatting, because stiffer penalties for illegal activities always deters criminals and serious gamers.
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