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[[File:Dictate.png|300px|right|thumb| | [[File:Dictate.png|300px|right|thumb|I'm totally not [[gay]]!]] | ||
{{quote|Dictate and Phobia knew the flaws of the web.}} | {{quote|Dictate and Phobia knew the flaws of the web.}} | ||
'''Dictate''' ([[Powerword|Jack Ryman-Wilson]]) is an [[ugly]] mentally incompetent [[homosexual]] [[child]] turned 1337 [[hacker|hax0r]]. | '''Dictate''' ([[Powerword|Jack Ryman-Wilson]]) is an [[ugly]], mentally incompetent [[homosexual]] [[child]] turned 1337 [[hacker|hax0r]]. Like all other [[skid|script-kiddies]], Jack hails from the [[Xbox]] community. Soon he would meet so-called "[[friends]]" over [[Xbox]], [[Skype]], etc. These [[faggots|friends]] would prove to be bad influences on little Jack. They got him interested in how to be a [[dumbass|hacking God]]. Jack would soon go register on [[Hackforums]] and other shitty [[forum]]s like all the other little [[autistic]] boys. After learning some public [[hacking|social engineering]] methods and how to dox, his preposterous rampage begun. Jack joined [[niggers|Clan Vv3]] and went on a doxing spree, conspicuously doxing anyone he came across for no apparent reason. He most likely suffered from his [[Assburgers]] and [[ego]]. Jack soon became the most feared "[[skid|hacker]]" on Twitter. | ||
== Razerbyte == | == Razerbyte == | ||
{{quote|Aron Szigeti And Jack Ryman Are Currently The Only Ones Who Have Special Characters. Aron Has A Barbarian Named "Tuckuss." Jack Has A Soldier Named "Razer."}} | {{quote|Aron Szigeti And Jack Ryman Are Currently The Only Ones Who Have Special Characters. Aron Has A Barbarian Named "Tuckuss." Jack Has A Soldier Named "Razer."}} | ||
[[File:Gleneagle_school.jpg|200px|right|thumb| | [[File:Gleneagle_school.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Jack's school being [[swatting|evacuated]].]] | ||
Before Jack was even into [[Xbox]] he seemed to be into making custom action figures called "fougals". [[Noone]] knows what kind of [[13 year old boy|eight year old]] makes [[toys]] and sells them on the [[internet]] [http://jackfougal.webs.com like so], but whatever works. He made these [[shit|action figures]] with his IRL [[faggots|friends]]. | Before Jack was even into [[Xbox]], he seemed to be into making custom action figures called "fougals". [[Noone]] knows what kind of [[13 year old boy|eight year old]] makes [[toys]] and sells them on the [[internet]] [http://jackfougal.webs.com like so], but hey, whatever works. He made these [[shit|action figures]] with his IRL [[faggots|friends]]. Predictably, they didn't even sell one, considering the group of [[stupid]] [[children]] couldn't even count to twenty at the time. He would use the name of his own "[[shit|prized possession]]" fougal, "Razerbyte", as his internet alias. | ||
== Gaming == | == Gaming == | ||
{{quote|Me and Sarmas both apologize that our having of a life affects you and your virtual world.}} | {{quote|Me and Sarmas both apologize that our having of a life affects you and your virtual world.}} | ||
Jack was an avid gamer. He liked playing low-quality shitty computer [[video games|games]]. One of these games included Minecraft. Jack would spend all day being a little immature kid staying at home playing [[video games]] | Jack was an avid gamer. He liked playing low-quality, shitty computer [[video games|games]]. One of these games included Minecraft. Jack would spend all day being a little immature kid, staying at home playing [[video games]]. He would soon divide his time between this and being an abject failure of a [[hacker|social engineer]]. | ||
== Hacking == | == Hacking == | ||
Jack joined [[nigger|Clan Vv3]] awhile ago. Vv3 is a group that specializes in hijacking [[celebrity]] accounts such as Twitter and YouTube. Vv3 has hijacked many celebrity accounts, but the most notable that Jack did is the | Jack joined [[nigger|Clan Vv3]] awhile ago. Vv3 is a group that specializes in hijacking [[celebrity]] accounts on sites such as Twitter and YouTube. Vv3 has hijacked many celebrity accounts, but the most notable that Jack did is the hack of YouTube [[slut|star]] Jenna Rose. However, Jack hacked into both her stuff and her dad's stuff. Basically, he got into everything they owned. Many fans of Jenna were [[butthurt|sad]] that this happened, although Jack didn't give a shit. Jack also liked to harass two trailer park [[nazi|hillbillies]] known as the Kinnison brothers, probably because he liked their reactions. Whenever Vv3 would do something to the group, the brothers would make a video on YouTube [[raging]] and [[crybaby|bitching]] about how they were [[pwned]]. | ||
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Revision as of 22:23, 14 December 2013
Dictate (Jack Ryman-Wilson) is an ugly, mentally incompetent homosexual child turned 1337 hax0r. Like all other script-kiddies, Jack hails from the Xbox community. Soon he would meet so-called "friends" over Xbox, Skype, etc. These friends would prove to be bad influences on little Jack. They got him interested in how to be a hacking God. Jack would soon go register on Hackforums and other shitty forums like all the other little autistic boys. After learning some public social engineering methods and how to dox, his preposterous rampage begun. Jack joined Clan Vv3 and went on a doxing spree, conspicuously doxing anyone he came across for no apparent reason. He most likely suffered from his Assburgers and ego. Jack soon became the most feared "hacker" on Twitter.
Razerbyte
Before Jack was even into Xbox, he seemed to be into making custom action figures called "fougals". Noone knows what kind of eight year old makes toys and sells them on the internet like so, but hey, whatever works. He made these action figures with his IRL friends. Predictably, they didn't even sell one, considering the group of stupid children couldn't even count to twenty at the time. He would use the name of his own "prized possession" fougal, "Razerbyte", as his internet alias.
Gaming
Jack was an avid gamer. He liked playing low-quality, shitty computer games. One of these games included Minecraft. Jack would spend all day being a little immature kid, staying at home playing video games. He would soon divide his time between this and being an abject failure of a social engineer.
Hacking
Jack joined Clan Vv3 awhile ago. Vv3 is a group that specializes in hijacking celebrity accounts on sites such as Twitter and YouTube. Vv3 has hijacked many celebrity accounts, but the most notable that Jack did is the hack of YouTube star Jenna Rose. However, Jack hacked into both her stuff and her dad's stuff. Basically, he got into everything they owned. Many fans of Jenna were sad that this happened, although Jack didn't give a shit. Jack also liked to harass two trailer park hillbillies known as the Kinnison brothers, probably because he liked their reactions. Whenever Vv3 would do something to the group, the brothers would make a video on YouTube raging and bitching about how they were pwned.
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