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{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|Addison Mikkelson}}
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You're [[Teenager|17 years old]], bored and struggling with [[Junkie|addiction]], and you have the unfortunate name of [[emo|Addison]]. So what do you do? Find a hobby that will [[jew|make you money]], of course.


'''Addison Marshall Mikkelson''' did just that, and that hobby is filming every [[Cops|cop]] he could intentionally come in contact with and passive aggressively attempt to flip the script and [[Fuck the police|preach their own law to them]].  
'''June La Porta/June Lapine''' is like a {{age|1991|06|22}} year old [[boxxy]] [[wannabe]] with even less common sense, a bigger [[ego]] and a free-for-all [[pussy]], who occasionally makes uninteresting videos with some of the worst editing you have ever seen. An [[attention whore]] of the highest caliber, everything she does is done to pander to the beta virgin anti-feminist crowd. Naming herself after an [[old meme]], copying boxxy's look, her [[Gawker|clickbait]] video titles and thumbnails, parading her tiny tits around, and her edgy anti-feminist opinions were all calculated acts done in order to net her the highest possible amount of Youtube [[jewgold]]. The saddest part is that it totally worked, as she now has over 400k subs.


If he felt they acted out of line during the encounter, he promptly uploaded the video to [[YouTube]] and [[BAWWW|cried to everyone]] that he was [[Raped|violated]] by the [[Nazi|Gestapo]] police force of his [[LOL|militant]] [[Kansas|town]]. Many lulz were had when he was later busted for possessing numerous drugs, exposing the [[Truth|true reason]] behind his attention-whoring scheme.
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<center>[[Addison Mikkelson|'''(( PROBLEM, OFFICER? ))''']]</center>

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Featured Article - Shoe0nHead

June La Porta/June Lapine is like a 33 year old boxxy wannabe with even less common sense, a bigger ego and a free-for-all pussy, who occasionally makes uninteresting videos with some of the worst editing you have ever seen. An attention whore of the highest caliber, everything she does is done to pander to the beta virgin anti-feminist crowd. Naming herself after an old meme, copying boxxy's look, her clickbait video titles and thumbnails, parading her tiny tits around, and her edgy anti-feminist opinions were all calculated acts done in order to net her the highest possible amount of Youtube jewgold. The saddest part is that it totally worked, as she now has over 400k subs.

(( I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BOXXY! ))