MLP Forums

Typical IRL forums meetup. Note the neckbeard, fat fuck, and Nigger. There are no girls on the forum, at all.

Of all the websites on the internet, one stands out, MLP Forums: A collection of autistic, obese, lonely, closet furries. Typical members usually are usually 30 year old basement dwelling neckbeards who fap to Sonic and furry porn and continually whine about da hatuhz ruining their wonder time of friendship on the internet, while trying to be tough and pose with their sword collection.

History of Autism

MLPforums servers and Headquarters, no wonder why the website runs like shit.

MLPforums started when a lonely basement dwelling, Mario loving brony named Feld0 (powerword: Peter Deltchev) decided to get out of his basement and start a forum dedicated to finding as many lonely asspies as himself, after a few months of development, the site opened up on October 3rd, 2011, and since then has grown to collect over 10,000+ members, 95% of them are male, 5% are attention whoring trannies demanding you to check your privilege! The remaining twenty five percent includes Makusu. Fuck him. For a while all seemed normal, until the great butthurt of April 2012 when Feld0 had enough of the faggotry in the forum chat room and shut it down, causing a mass migration from the site and causing his fellow asspie brony comrades to evacuate the site and find a different place to discuss their dreams to fuck Rainbow Dash. Despite the huge mass migration of asspie faggots, the forum continued to grow, attracting all sorts of bronies, from lowlife Tarlet "artists" to overdramatic weeaboos and 12 year olds demanding attention. Eventually Feld0 got tired of the lack of money and forced people who donated to the site to make a monthly donation to "keep the site running, when in reality, he's most likely using it to fund his clop addiction. Around 2013, Feld0 decided to start "Ponivers" as a big huge network for bronies, which did nothing to improve the site, rather just fucking it even more and taking features away from the site that have yet to return, despite his promises to bring them back soon.

Types of Members

Typical user of the forums.

The Attention Whore: The attention whore is the typical MLPforums user. They spend all day posting bullshit status updates about being put in the friendzone and their rants about why they hate some overrated cartoon for being childish, yet watch My Little Pony. They constantly donate thousands of dollars to the site and continually post pictures of themselves for everybody to see. Typical attention whores are in between the ages of 18-35 and are usually fat, balding, neckbeard, virgins crying from their mommy's basement. Identifiable by their shitty OC avatars.

The Weeaboo: The 2nd most common member on this site. Can be identified by their Pokemon or K-On avatar. Are noted to be just as bad as the attention whore members. The claim to like anime better, yet go and bitch about why Fluttershy is the best pony and a better waifu than Miku Hatsune. Along with attention whores, they spend good money just to shove their donator privileges down everybody's throat to prove that they're better than you.

The little kids: While not as common, they're just as annoying as they would be IRL. They just found the website after being let out from Special Ed and decided to join. Identifiable by they're constant moaning and bitching and begging to be added on Xbox Live to play Call of Duty. They're easy to troll and to spot by their Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash avatar.

The sane individual: A true rarity, they're as rare as the sane folks in the whole brony fandom. Unfortunately, their voice is echoed out by the amounts of crybaby neckbeards and usually get banned for speaking out against the incredibly abusive admins. Most have retreated to other parts of the internet, or went back to being a NORP.

How to Troll MLP Forums

So you want to rustle the jimmies of those autistic, lowlife horsefuckers? Well don't worry, these easy steps should help!

1. Create an account

2. Give yourself a generic username

3. Make your 5 shitty posts in order to have full website privileges.

4. After the first 3 steps, make a bunch of status updates and attempt to bait most the website with them.

5. Question the mods powers, they hate it when you question their authority.

6. Break rules constantly and ignore any warnings given out.

7. Attempt to add member's to your steam and/or skype, perfect for gathering info for later on.

8. Make a new account and use the tor browser to hide your trail and IP.

9. Blame Makusu for everything. Everything. He is the cause of all evil in the horrible, horrible world.

See Also

• Brony
• MLP
• Autism
• iBrony
• PonyIsland

External Links

• MLP Forums
• Poniverse
• MLPForums

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