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'''Geometry Dash''' is a overrated game where you need to tap the screen or click in the right moment, and is a [[Crap|mobile game]] that was also ported to [[Computer|PC]]. This game was made by a [[swedish]] faggot called [[Robot|Robtop]].
'''Geometry Dash''' is a overrated game where you click in tune with the beat made by a [[swedish]] faggot called [[Robot|RobTop]].
This game have in total 21 a bad designed levels and a editor one, which everyone can make a level. By this [[kids]] can make shitty levels with music stolen from [[Newgrounds]]
This game have in total 21 a bad designed levels and a editor one, which everyone can make a level. By this [[kids]] can make shitty levels with music stolen from [[Newgrounds]]
==How to play this==
==How to play this==
Easily, you can play this by clickin, pressing a random button or [[Ouch|smashing your dick on the phone screen]].
Easily, you can play this by clickin, pressing a random button or [[Ouch|smashing your dick on the phone screen]].
==[[Shit Nobody Cares About|Features]]==
==[[Shit Nobody Cares About|Features]]==
*Level Editor - Shitty level editor where every kids shows they masterpieces of level.
*Level Editor - Shitty level editor where kids make their [[Shit|"masterpieces"]] of levels.
*Achievements - Made only for [[You|the people who wants to have every shit from the game]]. Icons also are achievements
*Achievements - Made only for [[You|the people who wants to have every shit from the game]]. Icons also are achievements
*Daily Rewards - In the main menu, theres a button to have free [[Porno|rewards]] by clickin a small or big ass chest.
*Daily Rewards - In the main menu, theres a button to have free [[Porno|rewards]] by clickin a small or big ass chest.
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*Gauntlets - When Robtop is being a lazy motherfucker, he starts [[Stole|selecting]] user levels and put it, cuz why not?
*Gauntlets - When Robtop is being a lazy motherfucker, he starts [[Stole|selecting]] user levels and put it, cuz why not?
*Level Pack - Basically the same shit like Gauntlets but is a pack full of [[CP|levels]]
*Level Pack - Basically the same shit like Gauntlets but is a pack full of [[CP|levels]]
==Other Games==
==Other Games==
===Geometry Dash Lite===
===Geometry Dash Lite===
This is just a free version of the game but with less stuff (like the levels, online shit, icons and other stuff). Why download this if you can download a APK of the original one?
This is just a free version of the game but with less stuff (like the levels, online shit, icons and other stuff). Why download this if you can download a APK of the original one?
===Geometry Dash [[Down's Syndrome|Meltdown]]===
===Geometry Dash [[Down's Syndrome|Meltdown]]===
This game was made in December 19, 2015 and it only has like 3 levels. Also it is set on [[Hell]] because OMG [[Satan|SATAN]]!1!!11
This game was made in December 19, 2015 and it only has like 3 levels. Also it is set on [[Hell]] because OMG [[Satan|SATAN]]!1!!11
===Geometry Dash World===
===Geometry Dash World===
Another game, this one was created on December 21, 2016 now with Worlds, lol.
Another game, this one was released on December 21, 2016 as a demo of the then-upcoming 2.1 Update.
 
===Geometry Dash [[Mortal Kombat|SubZero]]===
===Geometry Dash [[Mortal Kombat|SubZero]]===
Released on the 21 of december. Instead being like in the hell like Meltdown, is like fr0zen world or some shit
Released on December 21, [[2017]]. Instead of being in [[Hell]] like Meltdown, it's set in like a fr0zen world or some shit.
==[[Never|When is gonna be release of the 2.2 update?]]==
 
On April 7th of 2016, Robtop announce the new update will be have new stuff being more superior than the 2.1 and 2.0.
==[[Never|When will the 2.2 update be released?]]==
Wait, it never released lol. Robtop says that will be releasing a lite version on the original GD and the World one
On April 7th [[2016]], [[YandereDev|RobTop]] announced the new update will have more stuff, even [[MOAR]] than 2.1 and 2.0. Wait, [[Lazy|it's STILL in development]].
 
==Rip-Off==
==Rip-Off==
[[File:The_Impossible_Game.jpg|left|thumb|200px]]
[[File:The_Impossible_Game.jpg|left|thumb|200px]]
Is this game similar to another one? Well, it a bad rip-off of The Impossible Game, since both games are the same jump to obstacles thing. But nobody want to accept it.
Is this game similar to another one? Well, it a bad rip-off of The Impossible Game, since both games are the same jump to obstacles thing. But nobody want to accept it.
==Level Editor==
==Level Editor==
[[File:gd-recent-tab-bingo.png|left|thumb|Level Bingo.|200px]]
[[File:gd-recent-tab-bingo.png|left|thumb|Level Bingo.|200px]]
[[File:Screamerreaction.jpg|right|thumb|Typical Player of GD.|200px]]
[[File:Screamerreaction.jpg|right|thumb|Typical Player of GD.|200px]]
Since everyone that as a account can make levels and public it, it emerge some lvls with [[porn]], [[gore]] and satanic shit to scare the kidz.
Since everyone can make levels and upload them, it emerge some lvls with [[porn]], [[gore]] and satanic shit to scare the kidz.
A Typical Level must be like this:
 
*Automatic Level - You don't do anything and you win.
The typical player-made levels are something like this:
*[[Orgy|Collab]] - [[At Least 100|At least 20 persons]] making a single level.
*'''Automatic level''' - You don't do anything and you win.
*[[Demons]] - Also known as Supah [[Hardcore]] levelz. Are some levels that are so fucking hard, that probably the players use hacks for win theses.
*'''[[Orgy|Collab]]''' - [[At least 100]] people making a single level.
*Shitty Levels - Most of theses are made by kids and they don't know how to make something "interesting". They only put [[random]] [[crap]] on it.
*'''[[Demons]]''' - Levels that are so fucking hard, that most players use hacks to complete these. As of the 2.1 Update, there are five types of Demon levels: [[No|Easy]], Medium, Hard, Insane and [[Extreme]] Demons.
*Bug Showcase - OMFG GUYS, I FOUND A BUG!1!!!11 NOW IM GONNA MAEK A LVL ABUT DIZ BUG!1!!111
*'''[[Shit|Shitty levels]]''' - Most of these are made by kids who don't know how to make [[Lie|actually good levels]], so they put [[random]] [[crap]] all over the level. Expect most of the recent levels to be these.
Theres more, but theses are a example.
*'''Bug Showcase''' - OMFG GUYS, I FOUND A BUG!1!!!11 NOW IM GONNA MAEK A LVL ABUT DIZ BUG!1!!111


==Also See==
==See also==
*[[Friday Night Funkin']]
*[[Friday Night Funkin']]
*[[Minecraft|Cube]]
*[[Minecraft|Cube]]

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Geometry Dash is a overrated game where you click in tune with the beat made by a swedish faggot called RobTop. This game have in total 21 a bad designed levels and a editor one, which everyone can make a level. By this kids can make shitty levels with music stolen from Newgrounds

How to play this

Easily, you can play this by clickin, pressing a random button or smashing your dick on the phone screen.

Features

  • Level Editor - Shitty level editor where kids make their "masterpieces" of levels.
  • Achievements - Made only for the people who wants to have every shit from the game. Icons also are achievements
  • Daily Rewards - In the main menu, theres a button to have free rewards by clickin a small or big ass chest.
  • Shop - Buy stuff
  • Icons - Basically, the skins for the cubes, some of them are from other copyrighted media like Mario, Kirby or even fucking Dead-Pool.
  • Gauntlets - When Robtop is being a lazy motherfucker, he starts selecting user levels and put it, cuz why not?
  • Level Pack - Basically the same shit like Gauntlets but is a pack full of levels

Other Games

Geometry Dash Lite

This is just a free version of the game but with less stuff (like the levels, online shit, icons and other stuff). Why download this if you can download a APK of the original one?

Geometry Dash Meltdown

This game was made in December 19, 2015 and it only has like 3 levels. Also it is set on Hell because OMG SATAN!1!!11

Geometry Dash World

Another game, this one was released on December 21, 2016 as a demo of the then-upcoming 2.1 Update.

Geometry Dash SubZero

Released on December 21, 2017. Instead of being in Hell like Meltdown, it's set in like a fr0zen world or some shit.

When will the 2.2 update be released?

On April 7th 2016, RobTop announced the new update will have more stuff, even MOAR than 2.1 and 2.0. Wait, it's STILL in development.

Rip-Off

Is this game similar to another one? Well, it a bad rip-off of The Impossible Game, since both games are the same jump to obstacles thing. But nobody want to accept it.

Level Editor

Level Bingo.
Typical Player of GD.

Since everyone can make levels and upload them, it emerge some lvls with porn, gore and satanic shit to scare the kidz.

The typical player-made levels are something like this:

  • Automatic level - You don't do anything and you win.
  • Collab - At least 100 people making a single level.
  • Demons - Levels that are so fucking hard, that most players use hacks to complete these. As of the 2.1 Update, there are five types of Demon levels: Easy, Medium, Hard, Insane and Extreme Demons.
  • Shitty levels - Most of these are made by kids who don't know how to make actually good levels, so they put random crap all over the level. Expect most of the recent levels to be these.
  • Bug Showcase - OMFG GUYS, I FOUND A BUG!1!!!11 NOW IM GONNA MAEK A LVL ABUT DIZ BUG!1!!111

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