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Literally is literally a filler word that is literally very popular amongst [[16 year old girls]] and [[bloggers]], literally, the word was literally supposed to mean that a sentence is not figurative, for example, if you say "[[stoner|oh shit dude, my mom will literally kill me for this]]" you mean that [[your mom]] will actually end your life. Since [[the internet]] first came to be, the word has literally degraded into another form of very, extremely, highly and the | Literally is literally a filler word that is literally very popular amongst [[16 year old girls]] and [[bloggers]], literally, the word was literally supposed to mean that a sentence is not figurative, for example, if you say "[[stoner|oh shit dude, my mom will literally kill me for this]]" you mean that [[your mom]] will actually end your life. Since [[the internet]] first came to be, the word has literally degraded into another form of "very", "extremely", "highly" and the like, and you can literally insert it everywhere to make whatever [[bullshit]] you spew sound more empathized. (Nb, unless you are literally retarded, you mean [[Fact|"emphasised" not "empathised"]].) | ||
==<b>LIKE, LITERALLY!</b>== | ==<b>LIKE, LITERALLY!</b>== | ||
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<strong>LITERALLY?</strong> | <strong>LITERALLY?</strong> | ||
This literally always works if the [[troll]] in question is [[politically incorrect]], an [[fedora|MRA]] or a [[nazi]], everyone around you will literally be dumbfolded by your awesome display of wits and superior [[asperger's|intellect]], being on the receiving end of one of these will put them in such a shameful state they will literally have to leave the internet forever, and he will probably get [[banned#permaban|permabanned]] too for literally being a [[sick fuck]] | This literally always works if the [[troll]] in question is [[politically incorrect]], an [[fedora|MRA]] or a [[nazi]], everyone around you will literally be dumbfolded ([[Literally|sic]]) by your awesome display of wits and superior [[asperger's|intellect]], being on the receiving end of one of these will put them in such a shameful state they will literally have to leave the internet forever, and he will probably get [[banned#permaban|permabanned]] too for literally being a [[sick fuck]] | ||
==Literally External Links== | ==Literally External Links== | ||
Revision as of 06:47, 7 January 2015
Literally is literally a filler word that is literally very popular amongst 16 year old girls and bloggers, literally, the word was literally supposed to mean that a sentence is not figurative, for example, if you say "oh shit dude, my mom will literally kill me for this" you mean that your mom will actually end your life. Since the internet first came to be, the word has literally degraded into another form of "very", "extremely", "highly" and the like, and you can literally insert it everywhere to make whatever bullshit you spew sound more empathized. (Nb, unless you are literally retarded, you mean "emphasised" not "empathised".)
LIKE, LITERALLY!
If you literally think that a regular "literally" just doesn't catch the importance of your post, you can also literally add bold, Font size=5 and CAPS LOCK for a more severe effect, literally everyone in the shitty forum you circlejerk on will literally want to have sex with you and you will literally be the most popular user, and your e-penis will literally be the biggest in the universe.
Literally?
If you literally got your ass handed to you in an internet discussion you can quickly regain your honor by ceasing all further communication with whomever just literally raped you and tell them:
LITERALLY?
This literally always works if the troll in question is politically incorrect, an MRA or a nazi, everyone around you will literally be dumbfolded (sic) by your awesome display of wits and superior intellect, being on the receiving end of one of these will put them in such a shameful state they will literally have to leave the internet forever, and he will probably get permabanned too for literally being a sick fuck
Literally External Links
- As defined by Oxford Dictionaries
- As defined by Merriam-Webster
- "Why oh why are we dumbing down?" by some right-on Guardian woman