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So it's the late [[90s]] - early [[2000s]] and you're fresh out of [[New York|NYU School of Professional Studies]] with certificates in Marketing, Finance and [[Money|Accounting]] and you haven't heard of [[Jeffrey Epstein|Epstein Island]] and if you have, you don't even have the kind of [[Money]] needed to be even allowed to stand on the [[One Man One Plane|Tarmac]] to wave Bye-Bye to the plane as it leaves to that land of dreams that'll give you a [[Erection|Stiffie]] just thinking about all those pretty, [[Puberty|pubeless]] midgets that [[Mexico|Mexicans]] steal away, with assistance from the heads of security from stores like [[Wal-Mart]] during their rush hours. | So it's the late [[90s]] - early [[2000s]] and you're fresh out of [[New York|NYU School of Professional Studies]] with certificates in Marketing, Finance and [[Money|Accounting]] and you haven't heard of [[Jeffrey Epstein|Epstein Island]] and if you have, you don't even have the kind of [[Money]] needed to be even allowed to stand on the [[One Man One Plane|Tarmac]] to wave Bye-Bye to the plane as it leaves to that land of dreams that'll give you a [[Erection|Stiffie]] just thinking about all those pretty, [[Puberty|pubeless]] midgets that [[Mexico|Mexicans]] steal away, with assistance from the heads of security from stores like [[Wal-Mart]] during their rush hours. | ||
You | Pop quiz hotshot. You have that itch for a [[Children|kid]] but you dont have the charisma needed to lure thrm into your car with the promise of [[Pokémon]] cards. '''''What do you do hotshot?''''' '''''WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO!!!''''' | ||
Known as a [[Badass|Mover and Shaker]] in the field of the family entertainment industry, | You do the next best thing. You set your sights on a career in the [[Family|Family Entertainment Industries]]. | ||
Known as a [[Badass|Mover and Shaker]] in the field of the family entertainment industry, David McKillips is best known as the [[President]] and CEO, Chief Executive Officer for you dumbasses, for CEC Entertainment or the [[Parent]] company for Chuck E. Cheese or that [[Black Hole|Shit Hole]] where those of us who grew up with sane parents didn't want to casually throw their money away at. | |||
Chuck E. Cheese is that piss smelling restaurant named after a [[Rat]] where the ball pit will infect your kid, like you'll ever be able to convince some [[16-year-old girl|Girl]] to drop her [[Panties|drawers]] for you, with such fun time bacterial infections like E. Coli because there are two [[Infantilism|Dirty ass diapers]] per square foot. If it was a really fun day, you can look forward to viruses like Hepatitus A or intestional parasites from those [[No Human Being is Illegal|Illegal Bastards]] that [[You]] choose to throw bricks at [[ICE]] over because [[Your Mom]] pays all of your bills and the rent in her basement is free. | |||
In case you might need better memory cues from your [[CHILDHOOD RUINED|horrible childhood]], it is famously known across the [[Earth|World]] as "THAT" place that serves a [[Money|$45]] plain pizza that tastes like [[America|Ketchup]] on Hardtack with a sprinkle of overly processed cheese and where the video games cost [[Dollar|two dollars]] a game and are modded to run so fast you die every 45 seconds or where the pinball machines are set at a 65 degree angle and the flippers are weakened so much you don't even have a chance of hitting the ball to the middle of the board. | In case you might need better memory cues from your [[CHILDHOOD RUINED|horrible childhood]], it is famously known across the [[Earth|World]] as "THAT" place that serves a [[Money|$45]] plain pizza that tastes like [[America|Ketchup]] on Hardtack with a sprinkle of overly processed cheese and where the video games cost [[Dollar|two dollars]] a game and are modded to run so fast you die every 45 seconds or where the pinball machines are set at a 65 degree angle and the flippers are weakened so much you don't even have a chance of hitting the ball to the middle of the board. | ||
[[Btw]], all of the above were Sir David McKillips' money making ideas so if you want to make it in [[Business]] remember this one, all important [[Cheat|Machiavellian]] truth. Find a way to fuck the custumer over and have them thank you at the | [[Btw]], all of the above were Sir David McKillips' money making ideas so if you want to make it in [[Business]] remember this one, all important [[Cheat|Machiavellian]] truth. Find a way to fuck the custumer over and have them thank you at the end of the day for providing them a great time. | ||
Revision as of 05:33, 8 February 2026
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| David McKillips | |
| Born | December 9, 1971 (54 years old) |
| Nationality: | American 
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| Alma Mater: | University of Grorgia |
| Claim to Fame | Possible Pedo. Showed up on Epstein list |
| Charged | No |
| An Hero? | It'sa gonna happen. Just give it some time. |
So it's the late 90s - early 2000s and you're fresh out of NYU School of Professional Studies with certificates in Marketing, Finance and Accounting and you haven't heard of Epstein Island and if you have, you don't even have the kind of Money needed to be even allowed to stand on the Tarmac to wave Bye-Bye to the plane as it leaves to that land of dreams that'll give you a Stiffie just thinking about all those pretty, pubeless midgets that Mexicans steal away, with assistance from the heads of security from stores like Wal-Mart during their rush hours.
Pop quiz hotshot. You have that itch for a kid but you dont have the charisma needed to lure thrm into your car with the promise of Pokémon cards. What do you do hotshot? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO!!!
You do the next best thing. You set your sights on a career in the Family Entertainment Industries.
Known as a Mover and Shaker in the field of the family entertainment industry, David McKillips is best known as the President and CEO, Chief Executive Officer for you dumbasses, for CEC Entertainment or the Parent company for Chuck E. Cheese or that Shit Hole where those of us who grew up with sane parents didn't want to casually throw their money away at.
Chuck E. Cheese is that piss smelling restaurant named after a Rat where the ball pit will infect your kid, like you'll ever be able to convince some Girl to drop her drawers for you, with such fun time bacterial infections like E. Coli because there are two Dirty ass diapers per square foot. If it was a really fun day, you can look forward to viruses like Hepatitus A or intestional parasites from those Illegal Bastards that You choose to throw bricks at ICE over because Your Mom pays all of your bills and the rent in her basement is free.
In case you might need better memory cues from your horrible childhood, it is famously known across the World as "THAT" place that serves a $45 plain pizza that tastes like Ketchup on Hardtack with a sprinkle of overly processed cheese and where the video games cost two dollars a game and are modded to run so fast you die every 45 seconds or where the pinball machines are set at a 65 degree angle and the flippers are weakened so much you don't even have a chance of hitting the ball to the middle of the board.
Btw, all of the above were Sir David McKillips' money making ideas so if you want to make it in Business remember this one, all important Machiavellian truth. Find a way to fuck the custumer over and have them thank you at the end of the day for providing them a great time.