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I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.| Someone called Bill Hicks}} | I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.| Someone called Bill Hicks}} | ||
[[Image:Dicknipple_self_suck.png|thumb | [[Image:Dicknipple_self_suck.png|thumb|This is how it would work for those with [[Shitting Dick Nipples|dicknipples]].]] | ||
==Auto-fellating Done Right== | ==Auto-fellating Done Right== | ||
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==List of Known People who can Suck their own Dicks== | ==List of Known People who can Suck their own Dicks== | ||
*[[Goronchev]] -He claims to be able to suck his own dick. | *[[Goronchev]] - He claims to be able to suck his own dick. | ||
*[[Hillary Clinton]] | *[[Hillary Clinton]] | ||
*[[Pickles]] | *[[Pickles]] | ||
*[[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] {{cn}} | *[[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]]{{cn}} | ||
*[[Ron Jeremy]] The [[porn]] star | *[[Ron Jeremy]] The [[porn]] star | ||
*[[You]] (Don't let [[An Hero|snapping your neck]] stop you!) | *[[You]] (Don't let [[An Hero|snapping your neck]] stop you!) | ||
*[[Your mom]] | *[[Your mom]] | ||
*[[Sick fuck|Marilyn Manson]] | *[[Sick fuck|Marilyn Manson]] | ||
*[[Derpy Hooves]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[[wikipedia:Auto-fellatio|For all the wikiphiles] | |||
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*[http://www.guys.clitical.com/autofellatio.php Want to learn how to suck your own penis???] | *[http://www.guys.clitical.com/autofellatio.php Want to learn how to suck your own penis???] | ||
*[http://www.somethingawful.com/images/dialogue.mp3 Incest Post from an auto-fellatio board] as read by [[Something Awful]]'s [[Lowtax]] | *[http://www.somethingawful.com/images/dialogue.mp3 Incest Post from an auto-fellatio board] as read by [[Something Awful]]'s [[Lowtax]] | ||
*[http://www.thewillpower.org Shock site] of a dude giving himself head. Perfect for trolling diet chat boards and anything else [[you]] think is appropriate. | *[http://www.thewillpower.org Shock site] of a dude giving himself head. Perfect for trolling diet chat boards and anything else [[you]] think is appropriate. | ||
*[http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/inside-the-seedy-world-of-wikipedia-exhibitionism Buzzfeed's article] on Wikipedia's inferior auto-fellatio page: "The place is littered with dicks" | *[http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/inside-the-seedy-world-of-wikipedia-exhibitionism Buzzfeed's article] on Wikipedia's inferior auto-fellatio page: "The place is littered with dicks" | ||
{{faggotry}} | {{faggotry}} | ||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Fellatio| ]] | ||
[[Category:Galleries]] | [[Category:Galleries]] | ||
[[Category:Shock Sites]] | [[Category:Shock Sites]] | ||
Revision as of 02:01, 27 October 2015
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Auto-fellatio is the act of sucking your very own cock. Depite all the furries, emos and faggots who have had at least 100 different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet.
The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?
— Someone called Bill Hicks |
Auto-fellating Done Right
List of Known People who can Suck their own Dicks
- Goronchev - He claims to be able to suck his own dick.
- Hillary Clinton
- Pickles
- TylerRosenow[sauce plz!?!1!]
- Ron Jeremy The porn star
- You (Don't let snapping your neck stop you!)
- Your mom
- Marilyn Manson
- Derpy Hooves
External Links
- [[wikipedia:Auto-fellatio|For all the wikiphiles]
- Want to learn how to suck your own penis???
- Incest Post from an auto-fellatio board as read by Something Awful's Lowtax
- Shock site of a dude giving himself head. Perfect for trolling diet chat boards and anything else you think is appropriate.
- Buzzfeed's article on Wikipedia's inferior auto-fellatio page: "The place is littered with dicks"
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